Civil Action against Loud Portablistes
With cell phones about to be permitted on airliners, let Society for Handheld Hushing come to your rescue.
There seems to be a bug with the Blague at the moment: I have to rebuild the site every time a new comment is posted. Because I'm advised of that by email, comments won't languish invisibly for very long. But I do sleep late on the weekends. MT is providing its customary wonderful service.