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May 31, 2006

Grimdex

As a born worrier, I work hard not to get carried away by problems that lie in wait around the corner, and reading about the recent rally in gold prices this morning triggered a Chicken-Little alert. It seems that there is something called the "Grimdex" that tracks divergences between the movement in gold prices and those of other "raw industrial materials." When the divergence is small, that's good. When gold shoots ahead - something that seems about to happen - it means that investors are backing out of currency-denominated securities, which in today's worlds means, simply, dollars.

Hurricane season begins tomorrow, and the experts predict a rough season. Am I worried? Well, I'm stocking up on water and batteries and canned goods. (It's no fun to stock up on things in a Manhattan apartment, believe me.) But what does worry me is the same thing that bothers me about the dollar crisis: a sort of national inattentiveness, scarily reflected in this front page story from the Times: "As Hurricane Season Looms, States Aim To Scare." I wonder how helpful it will be to confuse wits already dimmed by television with disaster-film trailer lookalikes.

Unfortunately, we're up to our necks in the problem that worries me now.

May 30, 2006

In the sickroom

At four in the morning on Monday, I awoke from an awful nightmare with a fever and the dry heaves. I don't remember it very well, thanks to the fever, which reached 104.5. Our internist happened to be on call for the holiday weekend, and he counseled Tylenol and hydration. And patience, of course. After three uneventful retchings in the bathroom, my system quieted down, and I got back to sleep. Poor Kathleen. Working round the clock since November, she had just enjoyed the first two consecutive days off in over six months. A good night's sleep was just what she needed but didn't get.

When I woke up at about nine-thirty, I felt all right, sort of. That's to say that I didn't feel seasick. I did feel as though I'd been in some sort of train wreck. And the queasiness did not take long to return. It was mild and intermittent, but it boded ill for the coming night. I spent most of the day in bed, but I got up for won ton soup at lunchtime. I kept it down, but thereafter I could only manage dry rye toast. A big, rich-tasting banana sent me back to the bathroom, but, again, nothing came up. At about ten, I realized that continuing to drink ice-water would just try my bladder, so I switched to Scotch.  A bit later, I took a shower; not succumbing to chills while I dried off was very reassuring. Shortly after midnight, I ate one scrambled egg. Just one. I felt good. Two hours later, still reading, I toasted an English muffin and slavered it with butter. It felt heavy, like too big a meal, but, aside from that ghostly discomfort, my stomach was sound. Some time before three, I stretched out, leaving my bedside lamp on but without a book in my hands. I fell asleep almost at once.

Meanwhile, I finished two books that coincidentally fell into my pile at the same time. I say, "coincidentally," because the differences between them underline the fact that they both exemplify Domestic Adventure. This genre - adventure, but with indoor plumbing - is not my cup of tea, really. I picked up one of them after a long resistance, and I am quite sure that I should never have bought the other, which was a gift. They were very welcome yesterday, however.

And that is where the burgeoning literary discussion will have to stop for today. I'm convalescing.

Based on a Totally True Story, at MTC's Stage II

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa's Based on a Totally True Story is a delightful comedy that skips along like a stone on the surface of a lake, only without sinking. The material, introduced in a rush, seems very unpromising in summary: two boys meet cute and move in together, but trouble starts when an unproduced play written by one of the duo is optioned by Hollywood. The playwright all but locks himself in his room, rewriting his script according to the producer's endless (and belittling) changes. The other boy quite naturally comes to feel uncared for. Even if I haven't actually seen a play with this plot, I've seen plenty like it. But the rushed introduction is a key to the play's success. By speeding up the action with standup comedy and playing it for laughs, Mr Aguirre-Sacasa makes his story new and interesting.

Continue reading about Based on a Totally True Story at Portico.

May 29, 2006

Julia Lambert in and out of the Theatre

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Few if any movies have besotted me quite so thoroughly as Being Julia. I didn't see the film when it was in the theatres, but came across it on HBO during a very idle moment. I watched it again and then bought it. And then the DVD spent a week in the kitchen TV. When the movie ended, I would often as not start it over again. I couldn't get enough of Annette Bening's scenery-chewing performance. Never has anyone seemed more alive on film than she does in the role of leading London actress Julia Lambert.

It was inevitable, therefore, that I would read the novel from which it's adapted, provided that I could ...

Continue reading about Theatre and Being Julia at Portico.

May 28, 2006

Book Review

In which we have a look at this week's New York Times Book Review.

Food Issue

What a nice gift from the editors of the Book Review - a Food Issue! A sprinkling of memoirs, a biography, and books both thoughtful and thoughtless about how we humans have complicated a basic necessity. Throw in a cookbook roundup by Amanda Hesser and a bit of mischievous pastiche by Henry Alford,

Talking about the issue at breakfast with Kathleen, I remarked that food will never be as interesting and consuming to me as it seems to be to most of the people covered in the books at hand. I have absolutely no desire, for example, to work in a professional kitchen: it doesn't seem much different from being a pillaging pirate. And I'm not interested in novelty. I don't want my thoughts and my conversation to be upstaged by what I'm eating. Well, not very often. And what I love most about food is the memories that it can trigger.

Kathleen responded by saying that for me cooking was primarily a matter of control. That put me off at first but I soon saw that she was right. I had taught myself to cook because I wanted to eat what I wanted to eat made the way I wanted it to taste. In other words, I did not want to eat my mother's cooking. My mother did not belong in the kitchen. Given her narrow outlook, it went without saying that men did not belong in her kitchen. By the time I was eleven or twelve, I conceived the possibility that one might eat as well at home as one did at the country-club and grill-room restaurants that we went to every Sunday night. And that remains my culinary program. It's a terrible thing to say, but I cook primarily for myself. And I already know what I like.

The number of cookery books in my library, therefore, is set to decline. I don't peruse the Food Section of the Times anymore, and I find that I'm simply not reading Saveur or Cook's Illustrated. The new (and very much improved) Joy of Cooking, Julia Child's The Way to Cook and Mastering the Art of French Cooking, and a very handy Dorling-Kindersley book by Mary Berry and Marlena Spieler, Classic Home Cooking - these books will probably remain mainstays for the rest of my cooking life. 

In any case, there is only one book this week that I may just buy. (And I quite as easily may not.) I can say that because I've already read My Life in France, Julia Child's posthumous memoir. Alan Riding's review completely fails to capture the key to Julia McWilliams Child's transformation, during her first years in France, into the French Chef: the discovery of something to take seriously. The complexity of French cooking and the diligence required to prepare it simply turned her on, and this is what she and her grandnephew Alex Prud'homme make clear on every page. Instead, Mr Riding writes a cheater. There's enough here to get anyone through a cocktail party discussion of the book - though not enough, I venture, for a dinner.

As everyone knows, there are great books that one ought to read even though one doesn't want to. Bill Buford's Heat: An Amateur's Adventures as Kitchen Slave, Line Cook, Pasta-Maker, and Apprentice to a Dante-Quoting Butcher in Tuscany may not be a great book - it's far too soon to tell - but it seems to have a certain heft, and I don't want to read it. If it was the seriousness of French cuisine that entice Julia Child into the kitchen, then it is the paramilitary chaos and agony of a top-rated New York restaurant kitchen, with an Italian accent, that draws Mr Buford. Having edited Granta (gleefully consorting with skinheads during his English sojourn) and served as fiction editor at The New Yorker, Mr Buford appears to have suffered some sort of manliness crisis. He talked his way into Mario Batali's kitchen and then did the same with Mr Bitali's teachers in Italy. (Mario Batali, reviewer Julia Reed reminds us, hails from Seattle, not Siena.) At a certain point, he appears to have considering opening a Tuscan butchery shop in Manhattan; instead of which, he wrote his book. Mr Buford is an extremely literate, edgy writer, and it's possible that he'll prove capable to taking me into the heart of darkness that prompts so many men to seek out painful ordeals. He may just disgust me, as he did with an embarrassing piece about spying on his neighbors with binoculars. "The plot clips along, but I found myself reading slowly because there is so much information," writes Ms Reed invitingly.

Three other big culinary memoirs are also grouped toward the front pages of the Review. Jane and Michael Stern have written yet another book, Two for the Road: Our Love Affair With American Food, and Nora Ephron gives it a rousing review.

I love Jane and Michael Stern. [There.] They write about ordinary food so simply and exuberantly that I couldn't help thinking as I read this latest book of theirs (their 31st), that they deserved a room of their own in the Smithsonian Institution, right next to Julia Child's Cambridge kitchen. The Stern's exhibit would consist primarily of an automobile...

That's beautifully observed, and also the clincher for me. Every now and then, I turn to Square Meals for a laugh. (Twelve-Can Casserole, anyone?) But there are times when the Sterns strike me as juvenile. Their innocent, somewhat prepubescent eagerness to consume ever more local lore along with their plates of vernacular food is unsettling, and it's painful to think of them home alone in Connecticut, in the beautiful but apparently childless house that their success has brought them to, for they really do belong on the road, a couple of joyriding kids.

Adam Platt gives a favorable review to A Life Uncorked, Hugh Johnson's memoir of a life spent relishing claret but, as Mr Platt points out, relishing claret in company, with plenty of friendly chit-chat. Mr Johnson is an old-school wine authority who refuses to reduce the complexities of great wines to digital scores. He writes for people who want to have the best possible time drinking wine, while Robert Parker provides "college examiner" scores for people who simply want to have the best wine in their cellars. Having inherited Mr Johnson's 1966 Wine, I can report that he writes engagingly; he admits in the new book that "A diligent dilettante is how I see myself, a dabbler who dabbles deep, but not so deep that the waters of his subject close over his head."

Gael Greene, longtime restaurant critic at New York Magazine, slept with Elvis in 1956. Reviewer Liesl Schillinger is smart enough to gives us exactly the right quote:

I think it was good. I don't remember the essential details. It was certainly good enough.

It would appear that Ms Greene has given her new memoir an equally apt title: Insatiable: Tales From a Life of Delicious Excess. Blending accounts of really great food with at accounts of  at least good-enough sex with the men who made it, Insatiable is a book full of tender gusto. Of Clint Eastwood (an extra-culinary conquest), she writes,

I remember the sweet smell of soap and the sun smells of his skin, the feel of his beard, how lean he was, how tall, the long muscles wrapping his bones.

If she has anything nasty to say about anyone she slept with, Ms Schillinger doesn't repeat it. The author has spent the past twenty years in a single relationship, founding Citymeals-on-Wheels along the way, but the moral of the story seems to be that youth was not wasted on this young person. I remember two of her New York reviews with vivid clarity. In one, she was shocked by the $50 prix-fixe dinner at The Palace; in the other, she wallowed in haute cuisine on the high seas in the days when the France was a semi-official gustatory ambassador to the world. But I always had the feeling that sharing a dinner with her would be hard work. I wondered what Pete Wells would have made of Insatiable. Mr Wells reviews Mostly True: A Memoir of Family, Food, and Baseball, by Molly O'Neill, and he writes,

This is not a book for aspiring M F K Fishers seeking tips on how to get ahead in publishing. Nor does O'Neill go in for the kind of blurring of sexual and gustatory appetites that has turned a few recent food memoirs into unsightly stripteases. [Ahem!]

It so happens that while Ms O'Neill was writing about food for the Times, her youngest brother Paul was a "frequently heroic" right fielder for the Yankees. Her book, warmly reviewed by Mr Wells, focuses on growing up in Columbus in a family that was playful about almost everything except sports.

Writing of The Nasty Bits: Collected Varietal Cuts, Usuable Trim, Scraps and Bones, by Anthony Bourdain, Bruce Handy identifies the missing ingredient in Mr Bourdain's writing.

The one subject on which he disappoints is actual eating. Visiting a restaurant in Singapore, he writes, "I was honored with a whole cooked turtle, then urged by the owner to try the gelatinous fat ('the best part - very good for you'), alligator soup, sea cucumber and a plate of fried scorpions cooked into shrimp toast. The scorpions sat proudly atop golden brown squares, fried into aggressive attack position, tails raised threateningly." Yum! So what did it all taste like? Chicken? Alas, we learn only that Bourdain "ate as much as I could," and that he later noticed a scorpion tale stuck between his teeth.

Mr Bourdain is one of several chefs today who are almost too famous to be stuck in kitchens, and Michael Ruhlman, who has helped to write at least two of their cookbooks, has now published The Reach of a Chef: Beyond the Kitchen. John T Edge finds the book breathless and even a tad immodest, but concludes,

No matter his faults, Ruhlman serves his readers. The "cooking-struck, chef-adoring restaurant-crazy consumers" get a behind-the-curtain pass to what may prove to be American's theatrum mundi. And culinary professionals get a portrait of life on and off the line at a time when the "frontier for the modern Americxan chef was largely uncharted territory. And the chef was out of balance."

These reviews, on facing pages, clinched my feeling that Heat would be the book in this class to read.

Kathryn Harrison has taken time out from writing steamy novels to compose a biography of Isabella Beeton - sort of. Isabella Beeton died at twenty-eight (the usual suspect: puerperal fever; but how ironic that unsterile conditions should kill a household goddess), but she rose again as "Mrs Beeton," an institution that is still publishing books. "Mrs Beeton" is British for "The Joy of Cooking," or it would be if Mmes Becker had thought to cover the gamut of household management along with "rules" for rhubarb and radishes. Laura Shapiro largely evades her responsibilities as a reviewer and simply tells the Mrs Beeton story. Of Ms Harrison's book, The Short Life and Long Times of Mrs Beeton she notes - neutrally or sarcastically? -

Lavish amounts of well-informed speculation, applied like plaster, hold together the bits she can actually document, but the result is a narrative that could have come straight from Trollope.  Vicars and curates, tradesman's families edging up the social ladder, tangled marriage plots - for lovers of Barsetshire, it's all here.

Maybe Ms Harrison hasn't taken time out from writing steamy novels. I recommend getting a copy of the facsimile of Beeton's Book of Household Management. It is quite suffocating.

No Food Issue would be complete without touching the Sublime and the Ridiculous. The sublime aspect of food, of course, concerns our queasiness about killing what we eat as well as our fear of eating things that are not pure. Dorothy Kalins reviews two new books that examine these questions, respectively, The Way We Eat: Why Our Food Choices Matter, by Peter Singer and Jim Mason, and What to Eat, by Marian Nestle. The Way We Eat seems to cover much of the territory documented by Michael Pollan in The Omnivore's Dilemma (reviewed here on 23 April), but raising questions about the industry of food production is important work. It is no surprise to me that current practices have their roots in the desire to feed as many people as well and as cheaply as possible (while still making a buck, of course). What I wonder about is how fast we'll adapt, as human beings, to the consequences of our new-found capacities for damaging the world that supports us. Ms Nestle's book seems to be a sensible introduction to the study of additives, an overview of the unnecessary evils of highly processed foods.

As for the ridiculous, there's Jay Jennings's review of Eat This Book: A Year of Gorging and Glory on the Competitive Eating Circuit, by Ryan Nerz, and Horsemen of the Esophagus: Competitive Eating and the Big Fat American Dream, by Jason Fagone. Having provided a few disgusting examples of gluttonous competition, and noted that while Mr Fagone is a tub thumper while Mr Nerz is more of a poet, Mr Jennings writes,

Still, 600 pages on the topic didn't whet my appetite for more. Unlike the gurgitators, I found that reading all I could read about all I could eat was more than enough.

Amanda Hesser rounds up six new cookbooks.

Saucepans and the Single Girl, by Jinx Morgan and Judy Perry. "Rather than updating the book within the original [1965] text, Morgan and Perry have smartly added footnotes that sustain the flair of the original. Beneath a recipe for heating up canned wild rice, they write: "Someone should have held our heads underwater in a distant rice paddy when we even gave voice to this idea."

Maida Heatter's Book of Great Chocolate Desserts. "I've cooked countless recipes from this [1980] and other books by Heatter and - with the possible exception of an oddly mushy orange chocolate loaf cake - she's no slouch."

Town/Country: 150 Recipes for Life Around the Table, by Geoffrey Zakarian. "Zakarian explores his 65 favorite ingredients by making both "town" and "country" recipes with each. Grapefruit gratin with a grapefruit-ginger sorbet is a town recipe; grapefruit ambrosia is country."

Casa Moro, by Sam and Sam Clark. "There's nothing precise in the Clarks' cooking and certainly not in their recipes, which may send some readers into cardiac arrest." (But Ms Hesser likes the book and plans to mine it.)

Vegetable Soups From Deborah Madison's Kitchen. "Madison's pragmatism lures you into the kitchen. Fluidly blending Asian and European ingredients, like soy sauce in a roasted vegetable broth, she has a knack for small but original ideas and a palate that hews to the classic."

A Passion for Ice Cream, by Emily Lucchetti. "Stick to the recipes and skip Lucchetti's headnotes, which can be painfully wistful and saccharine."

As is only reasonable in this era of culinary celebrity, the Review asked a number of foodies to name their favorite out-of-print books. Here's the list.

Mario Batali: Umbria in Bocca (anonymous) (c 1970-1980)
Anthony Bourdain: Provincetown Seafood Cookbook, by Howard Mitcham (1986)
Jason Epstein: All of Maida Heatter's dessert books; Michael Field's Cooking School; and Ma Gastronomie, by Fernand Point (1974)
Betty Fussell: Mrs Rasmussen's Book of One-Arm Cookery, by Mary Lasswell, illustrated by George Price (1946)
Jessica Harris: Ghana Nutrition and Cookery (anonymous) (1953)
Jim Harrison: A Taste of Memories from the Old 'Bush,' by Catherine Tripalin Murray (c. 1960)
Maya Kaimal: A Taste of India: Adventures in Indian Cooking Prepared for the American Kitchen, by Mary S Atwood (1969)
Thomas Keller: Ma Gastronomie, by Fernand Point
Nigella Lawson: Entertaining all'Italiana, by Anna Del Conte (1993)
Harold McGee: Madeleine Kamman's Savoie: The Land, People, and Food of the French Alps (1989)
Jonathan Miles: Bull Cook and Authentic Historical Recipes and Practices, by George Herter (1960)
Chris Schlesinger: James Beard New Barbecue Cookbook (1953, 1958)
Liz Smith: Lee Bailey's Soup Meals: Main Event Soups in Year-Round Menus
Jane and Michael Stern: Treasury of Great American Recipes, by Mary and Vincent Price (1965)
John Thorne: America Cooks, by Cora Rose (1940)
Nach Waxman: The Auberge of the Flowering Hearth, by Roy Andries de Groot (1973).

Henry Alford's Essay, "Dinner My Way," gives the recipes for a dinner menu, every line of which is extracted from somebody's cookery book. The juxtapositions are often amusing, but the print is almost too fine for bothering.

May 27, 2006

Lemming

Dominik Moll's Lemming feels like a complete throwback to the Nouvelle Vague. With the rich imagery of a Godard and the austere camera work of an Antonioni, Mr Doll presents a cogent thriller with supernatural overtones with a minimalist's avoidance of fuss. The film could be in black and white; its colors are muted and indistinct. The houses seem futuristic in a Sixties sense. The performances are understated. Only the score, by David Whitaker, is pointed to set a mood, and it consists of very unsettling music.

I was drawn, of course, by the presence in the cast of Charlotte Rampling, whose behavior in The Swimming Pool has lodged permanently in my spirit. Here, she plays Alice, the deeply hostile wife of the Richard Pollock (André Dussollier - where had I seen him before? Ah, of course - in Un coeur en hiver), the head of a high-tech firm. Alice reluctantly accompanies her husband to dinner at the home of the firm's star engineer, Alain (Laurent Lucas), and his wife of three years, Bénédicte (Charlotte Gainsbourg), and is incredibly rude. Rude the way that only Charlotte Rampling could be: with quiet, controlled malice. The young couple have no idea of how to respond, even when Alice tells them what they must be thinking. Their tension and uncertainty, which they try to shrug off, mark the beginning of a nightmare that will end only after Alain takes some spectacular risks. Risks made even more terrifying by well-founded doubt that Alain is in full control of his conscious mind.

Ms Gainsbourg plays Bénédicte as an uncertain, almost unformed woman, which opens up the possibilities tested by the story (which is attributed both to Mr Moll and to Gilles Marchand. As for Mr Lucas, I'm already looking forward to seeing him in something else. His long neck and expressive throat are key components of his facial ensemble. Alain has, so far, enjoyed a life of somewhat playful intellectual success. As the movie unwinds, Mr Lucas intensifies his character's shocked recognition that the world can be a very mysterious place. At one point, Alain is forced to walk home from a mountain cabin. This ordeal is represented in two or three scenes, all of them speechless and all of them underscoring the awful isolation that, by mischance, can befall anyone.

PS: Lemming is the title of the movie in French. The eponymous Scandinavian rodents don't seem to have inspired a word of their own.

May 26, 2006

Constitutional

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Well, I give up. How tall is the Carlyle Hotel? How many floors? You'd think that the usually informative Web site NYC-Architecture would answer my questions, but it doesn't. No matter. I'm not planning to write about the Carlyle. I was just looking at my luncheon companion's site and noting that we took several of the same photographs. I then remembered cropping my shot of the gleaming Carlyle tower - it gleamed a good deal more fiercely in person - and, completely out of ideas for something to say today, thought that I might conjure something out of thin air and the inspiration of this picture. Which I tried to adjust for perfect perpendicularity. I gave up on that, too.

I'm reminded of my favorite metaphor in The Leopard. I'll give it first in Italian and then in Archibald Colquhoun's English.

La pioggia era venuta, la pioggia era andata via; ed il sole era risalito sul trono come un re assoluto che, allontanato per una settimana dalle barricate dei sudditi, ritorna a regnare iracondo ma raffrenato da carte costituzionali.

The rains had come, the rains had gone, and the sun was back on its throne like an absolute monarch kept off it for a week by his subjects' barricades, and now reigning once again, choleric but under constitutional restraint.

I daresay that a translator today would substitute "irascible" or "testy" for "choleric."

May 25, 2006

Good News

Way past opposing the death penalty, I'm not too keen on prisons, either. Surely there's a more constructive alternative.

But given the world we live in, the incarceration of two delusional executives has got to be a good thing.

Mr Moonlight

There's a song called "Mr Moonlight"? A Beatles song?

It's more of a wail, really. From the deepest depths of the Beatles' R & B period. And it's not actually a Beatles song, either, but the cover of a composition by one "Johnson."

Mr. Moonlight, come again please,
here I am on my knees,

The song reminds me of something from the other end of the career: "I've Got A Feeling," from Let It Be. One of the biggest differences between Kathleen and me is that Kathleen loves the early Beatles, while I prefer the late, but we manage.

When "Mr Moonlight" ended, Kathleen played "Anna," which I can never recall because I think of it as "Go To Him." I looked out the window at the greenery on the balcony: the daylilies, the pot of herbs, the spider plant whose "babies" I am rooting, and I thought how grand it is to be alive, and to have been alive. "Mr Moonlight," which never had much American airplay, was recorded about a year after the Punic Wars, it seems now. I was alive then? When many of the people near and dear to me now had not been conceived? Can it be true that I was once fourteen years old? Did they have computers? (Not really.)

Only two of the Beatles are still alive, the two that weren't fragile. John and George were the edgy ones, Paul and Ringo the stabilizers. This is not to deny Sir Paul's colossal melodic gift, but perhaps to suggest why he has not produced much of interest since battling with John Lennon on an everyday basis. But look at it this way: two of the Beatles are still alive!

Listening to "Mr Moonlight" this morning didn't make me feel old. I don't feel old, ever, even when my knees are killing me. I am old, or oldish, but I feel keener and frankly younger than I did when "She Loves You" was blasting from every radio. What I do feel is a mystery: is it possible to be someone who, a few years after "Mr Moonlight" was recorded (five at the most), would pompously argue that Rubber Soul marked the Beatles' transition from an archaic to a Hellenic period? (No, I can't believe it, either.) To have been that person and to be me right now, listening to Beethoven's last sonata? (It came up in a conversation.)

Apparently, it is.

Train Wreck?

The other night, a law school friend who followed the link from "Kathleen in the News," below, gave us a call. She lives with her daughter in the middle of nowhere, and has a daily round-trip commute of sixty miles. With gasoline approaching four dollars a gallon, she is beginning to feel a pinch.

In case you just tuned in, Kathleen and I live in New York City. We haven't owned a car in seven or eight years. ever since we decided that the country-house thing was not working for us. Every once in a while, Kathleen has a car service take her to work, as she does when she leaves the office after ten-thirty at night; but for the most part, she gets to work via public transportation. That's how I get around, too. The automobile, at least in its owned form, is not part of our life. Kathleen hates to drive, moreover, and I really oughtn't to, given the immobility of my neck. We're delighted, in other words, not to have a car.

Our friend's plight, while it reminded me of how lucky Kathleen and I are, because the majority of Americans share it to some degree or another. Assuming that the price of gas continues to rise, at what point will our friend have to find herself a place to live that's closer to her law firm's offices? And who will buy her house? I wonder who would be rash enough to buy her house even now?

The United States imports more than half of the oil that is consumed here, and the percentage will surely rise. The economies of China and India, meanwhile, are swelling their demand for oil. Our present course would appear to be set for a train wreck, even without the bad news previewed in Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth, which opened yesterday in New York City and Los Angeles. The consequences of ignoring Mr Gore's slide show, of course, will be much worse than a train wreck, and I hope that its power inspires some creative discussion in our rather sclerotic public discourse.

May 24, 2006

At the Museum/In the NYRB

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At the Metropolitan Museum yesterday, I had lunch with, to quote him, "un autre carnetier new-yorkais." That shouldn't be too hard to figure out, but it's all that you'll get out of me on the identification front. We caught up over salads in the Petrie Court Café, and then we went up to the roof for the glorious views.

I took the photo above a few weeks ago to note a design change at the Museum: big, billowing banners announcing the special exhibitions have been replaced by neat canvases that nicely fit the architectural frames built into Richard Holman Hunt's façade. I also call your attention to the rude blocks of stone atop the cornice. They were supposed to be carved down into statuary, but the Met has no current plans to realize this design. The important thing, I suppose, is that it has spruced up the entire Fifth Avenue front by giving it a good wash.

Having had a martini and a glass of chardonnay at lunch, I was pretty useless for the rest of the day, and spent it reading The New York Review of Books. Michael Massing takes up the "Israel Lobby" furore, faults scholars John J Mearsheimer and Stephen M Walt for making a few mistakes and misleading statements in their tumult-causing paper, and then sets out to make their case even more strongly than they do. His most important finding is that the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) does not represent any widely held views of American Jews; it is, rather, the captive of some rich tradesmen who lean to the right. Garry Wills appears to be too dumbfounded by the witless ludicrosity of Harvey Mansfield's anti-feminist sentimentality in Manliness to produce the clean and crisp dismissal that one expects from him. Jeff Madrick thinks that Kevin Phillips's focus in American Theocracy: The Peril and Politics of Radical Religion, Oil, and Borrowed Money in the 21st Century is too limited and pessimistic: we're facing a lot of dangers, but Americans have righted their boat before and may do so again.

The test of an industrialized nation is whether it can maintain a balance between community and private interests. To what extent is America doomed to decline as a result of the policies imposed by the Bush administration and its allies that favor the rich and powerful? This is the unspoken issue that hovers over Phillips's book. For all its dramatic and useful emphasis on oil, evangelism, and debt, it remains too narrow in its approach to fully engage the large threats we face.

Because I was too busy chatting and snapping pictures, I didn't bother to learn the name of the artist, as it were, responsible for the two reptiles - alligators, I suppose, but I'm no authority - stuck with dozens of cheap household knives, one of which can be seen below.

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May 23, 2006

Apocaplectic

In a recent entry, Mig at Metamorphosism used a word that was new to me: apocaplectic. I commented enthusiastically about this combination of "apoplectic" (which has rather gone out of fashion, unfortunately) and "apocalyptic" (which, even more unfortunately, hasn't). Mig wrote back to direct me to a jolly entry dating from 2003, and I'll do the same to you. Mig's coinage works so well because we've all forgotten that "apocalypse" means "revelation," not "the end of the world."

Shining City

Ben Brantley's rapturous review in the Times led me to expect a somewhat more interesting play than Shining City turned out to be. Then again, I didn't much care for The Weir, Conor McPherson's last play on Broadway. It wasn't bad by any means, but it wasn't sufficiently gripping, and - and - it addressed a peculiarly Irish pathology: the isolation into which so many intelligent people seem to tumble. Sometimes I think that this comes of trying to speak English with a Celtic soul. A little of it goes a long way with me.

Of course, there was great acting to hold my attention. Brían F O'Byrne knocked me dead for the third time in a row. (See Frozen, Doubt.) This time, he played Ian, a former priest who has studied to be a psychotherapist and has just set up shop. Mr O'Byrne has a remarkable gift for portraying men under attack, from within or without. His Ian displayed the full range of responses, from empty bonhomie to vacant sulking. The high point of the performance came when he struggled with Ian's wallet and paid a prostitute: Mr O'Byrne's hands shook with shame, lust, and dread all at once. He was equally, if less dramatically, impressive when Ian refused to engage with Neasa, the mother of his baby. A compleat guy, Ian has worked out his own solution to a problem and therefore regards Neasa's demand that he reconsider it a waste of time. The difference in temperatures between Neasa's harangue and Ian's sullen staring at the floor was chilling.

Continue reading about Shining City at Portico.

May 22, 2006

Kathleen in the news

My dear Kathleen is the subject of an article at MarketWatch. She's going to appear on CNBC, too, for a five-minute segment that will tape on Thursday and air on Sunday. Why the flurry of publicity? She's been too busy to tell me.

John Spence's story gives a good account of the past, present, and future of Exchange Traded Funds, Kathleen's specialty. ETFs are rather like computers: if you don't have one, you can't see how you would use one.

Nicaea

What's the difference between trying to impress and trying to seduce? The first is Anglophone, the second French, but what, really, is the difference? The result is the same: success means that you have made yourself attractive, appealing, and interesting to the object of your behavior.

I am still trying to convince Kathleen that I am a very bright man with lots of interesting things to say, even if they're about frankly stodgy topics. Why? Do I want to impress her with my brilliance? Or do I want to seduce her into paying attention? Am I getting warmer?

At lunch the other day, I held forth about the Council of Nicaea and the heterodoxiy of the early Church, as reflected in the Nag Hammadi library, a trove of alternative gospels that the Vatinicanists thought they'd got rid of - until 1945. The effects of the gospels' rediscovery, only hinted at in The Da Vinci Code, will take a few generations to percolate. This is what I was talking about after lunch, as my old friend perched his head on one arm and gave me a big, open, Labrador grin. I couldn't believe that he was remotely interested in my hobbyhorse. But I'd seduced him. I know that because he long ago discarded the idea that I would ever impress him.

Reading Cities and the Wealth of Nations II

In the third and fourth chapters of Cities and the Wealth of Nations, Jane Jacobs distinguishes between two kinds of non-urban regions. The first, which she calls the "city region," is the inevitable byproduct of economically vibrant cities. The second, "supply regions," do not replace imports and tend to export one or more staple commodities. Neither type of region can be economically self-sufficient.

To recapitulate Jacobs's second premise, vibrant city economies excel at import replacement and export creation. They replace imports with locally produced goods, and through innovation they develop new types of goods which they then export to other regions. Transactions between cities and their city regions, however, do not constitute imports or exports. Indeed, one of the ways in which cities replace imports is by drawing on city-region production.

City regions are areas of activity that is intimately dependent upon their center cities. They lie beyond the cities' suburbs. (Jacobs also refers to such regions as hinterlands.) Not all cities sprout city regions. Jacobs's list of cities that don't is interesting. It includes many capitals and administrative centers. "Rome," she writes, "has an amazingly small and feeble city region, considering the city's own size." This makes sense, however, because symbolic cities, such as capitals (and certainly Rome) don't require active economies at all. The inhabits work in the city's symbolic industry, which either grows slowly over time or doesn't grow at all. Churches and legislatures don't produce more and more of something; they just go on reproducing and exporting the same sorts of things in the same quantities. Their populations are stable. Not that a capital need be stable. London, Paris, Copenhagen and Amsterdam are just four examples of capitals that double as active economic centers, and they all have vast city regions.

Continue reading about Cities and the Wealth of Nations at Portico.

May 21, 2006

Book Review

In which we have a look at this week's New York Times Book Review.

All-Fiction Issue

And here I was wondering how I'd missed A O Scott's explication of Book Review project that established Toni Morrison's Beloved as "the best American novel of the last 25 years" - on the strength of fifteen votes, total. Missed it in print, that is, But I didn't miss it: it has been published in today's Review. I've already said what I have to say about that, so we won't be talking about it today, or ever again.

We'll begin, reversing the usual order of things, with the Essay by Rachel Donadio, "Promotional Intelligence." Basically, the essay demonstrates that the publication of literary fiction is very far from the long-tail business that it ought to be. Don't read the essay if you're in the middle of sending out a manuscript. Getting your novel not so much into print as into stores requires pleasing a few gatekeepers, and "Promotional Intelligence" makes it clear that there aren't very many of these. Ms Donadio deserves a modest tut-tut for failing to allude to the machinery of getting fiction reviewed in the Book Review, where typically only one in every three or four (and sometimes more) titles is a work of non-fiction.

So: nothing but novels and short stories! Fifteen titles! Nine of the writers are women; as are ten of the reviewers. What is that about, d'you suppose? A few of the authors are photographed, but most are subjected to caricatures that approach, in André Carrilho's images of Anne Tyler, Curtis Sittenfeld, and Peter Carey, the insulting. Overall, it's the worst issues of the Book Review that I can recall.

Let's begin with the writer's whom I've never heard of (or forgotten that I've heard of). Elizabeth Hartley Winthrop's Fireworks sounds, in Heidi Julavits's review, like a first novel that got fudged by marketing advice. The central character, a fortyish blocked writer and "man-boy" who drinks too much, appears to be fully realized, but it takes Ms Winthrop too long to get to him. Ms Julavits spends too much time retailing Ms Winthrop's plot. According to Meghan O'Rourke, Charles D'Ambrosio's The Dead Fish Museum is a collection of stories in the tradition of Raymond Carver. Of the unappealingly-titled title story, Ms O'Rourke writes,

The story packs a punch, and fluctuates interestingly between pulpish bravado and thoughtful melancholy. But its artifacts have become slightly orthodox by now.

The Attack, by "Yasmina Khadra," is actually the work of Mohammed Moulessehoul, a retired Algerian officer. Lorraine Adams feels that the writer has erred in deciding not to illuminate a story about Middle-East complexities with a more ample military dimension. She's not crazy about John Cullen's translation, either. Maud Casey's Genealogy sounds good, not least because of Meghan Daum's unqualified enthusiasm. Of the bohemian parents in this family romance, Ms Daum writes,

For all they know about what they don't want, they have never quite figured out what they do want. They're also the kind of benevolent narcissists who have a way of damaging their kids beyond repair.

I find that arresting, somehow. Ana Marie Cox, in contrast, begins her review of Lucy Kellaway's Who Moved My BlackBerry? on a favorable note but concludes as follows:

Who Moved My BlackBerry? is not art. Those in search of a book that gets to the human cost and comedy of modern technology as White Noise or The Corrections did will not find it in the small-screen antics of Martin Lukes. Kellaway's book is a snapshot, a lot of clever messages that ultimately point at their own absurdity. Her frenetic yet motionless characters reflect the irony of BlackBerryed life: It only looks as if you're busy.

Mark Kamine gives Rebecca Johns's Icebergs a distinctly mixed review, calling it an "inviting, occasionally moving, often exasperating first novel." For the most part, he reheats the plot, but he does not that Ms Johns's prose "does not soar." Indeed, the following quotation sunk the book for me as fast as a pair of cement shoes:

the eyes of everyone in the room connected to her like gravity.

As we say in our house, Himmel! How did that image get through? Finally, there's Gatsby's Girl, by Caroline Preston. We get still more plot rehashing from Evan Hughes, but also a stringent caution that this novel, which re-imagines the life of Ginevra King, a Lake Forest girl on whom Scott Fitzgerald had a crush, "begins as retro chick lit and becomes, as Ginevra ages, more like a Merchant-Ivory period piece about a well-born woman's long fall from carefree grace."

On balance, the reviews present only one of these seven novels as worthy of surviving the triage outlined in Ms Donadio's Essay. The authors of the remaining eight have all established themselves, more or less, and stand only to gain new readers from the coverage afforded them in the pages of the Review. DBC Pierre rocked the world a few years ago when his chaotic Vernon God Little won the Man Booker Prize, but Granta contributing editor Sophie Harrison cuts him no slack for Ludmila's Broken English, which, she says, "takes the hallmarks of Loserstani literature and flogs them to pieces." That's not clear enough? Try this:

All in all, none of it, to use Pierre's own Sufi formulation, really invites "reality's pea to its cup." God knows what would invite reality's pea to its cup, if we could even find the cup, or indeed knew what the chuffing blimey the pea was meant to be. It is a very sad thing to report, but this novel, unlike its predecessor, does not work.

Terrence Rafferty greatly admires The Eagle's Throne, Carlos Fuentes's new novel (translated by Kristina Cordera), and his enthusiasm is catching:

The near-absolute absence of self-knowledge exhibited by the otherwise exceptionally smart people in The Eagle's Throne is what makes it both terrifically sad and oddly festive, in a desperate, end-of-the-party way, with everyone drunk (on power or merely the illusion of it) and dancing crazily and saying things that aren't quite as witty as they were meant to be and laughing their heads off anyway - and with all of them looking for partners so they don't have to go home alone.

Liesl Schillinger almost convinces me to read Anne Tyler's Digging to America (it doesn't hurt that I've heard one very favorable response from a friend). I used to read Anne Tyler as a matter of course, and then, one day, I just couldn't read her anymore. Ms Schillinger catalogues the very things that I got tired of:

her unflashy mastery of the national idiom, her dour whimsy, her tapestries of suffocating families ... and the rogue siblings who try, and usually fail, to become unknitted from their tight weave.

Breaking with the pattern in Digging To America, Ms Tyler is "no longer in search of buried treasure; she's in search of the road ahead. I don't know whether or not I've read any of Amy Hempel's stories, but I do know her name. Erica Wagner's favorable review spends a lot of time trying to capture the essence of Ms Hempel's oeuvre, but in the end it's Rick Moody, author of The Collected Stories of Amy Hempel's Introduction, who nails it, by placing Ms Hempel

alongside Alice Munro, Grace Paley, Ann Beattie and others - women writers who rise above what he sees as the "rage" and posturing of their male counterparts.

Claire Dederer attempts with some success to demonstrate that The Man of My Dreams is right book for Curtis Sittenfeld to have written, while cautioning fans of Prep not to expect another "volatile, hilarious, rage-fueled overhead smash." Ms Dederer gets in a great (if gratuitous) dig, while ostensibly writing about Ms Sittenfeld's protagonist:

Hannah is a social paralytic, a state only worsened by her own relentless self-awareness. Months into her freshman year at college, she gets ready for her first night out. She hasn't got any makeup for dolling herself up, but she does clip her nails - "that's not festive, but it's something." This is something Tom Wolfe's Charlotte Simmons might have said, had she been written with any verisimilitude.

On the facing page, Paul Gray wonders if Peter Carey, the eminent Australian novelist of whom I've never read a word, too off-put by the scent of magic realism, hasn't wandered too far into the suspense-fiction genre for his own good. What begins as a subplot in Theft: A Love Story apparently becomes the main plot by degrees, and it's one that Mr Gray can see Michael Crichton handling very well. Not to put too fine a point on it, the review makes the novel sound like a mess. Dave Itzkoff notes that Douglas Coupland, author of Generation X, has returned to settings that he visited in Microserfs, but that in the new book, JPod, Mr Coupland "employs those same strategies... he actually has a reason for doing so." It's pretty clear nonetheless that JPod is the work of a self-loathing member of the elite (as opposed to a responsible member of the elite), one who levels all cultural artifacts and wallows in pop. Eventually, I hope, someone will persuade Gen X'ers that such behavior is deeply stupid.

Finally, Susann Cokal gives Valerie Martin's new collection of stories, The Unfinished Novel, an unqualified rave. She also makes the collection sound very interesting:

Martin may be undermining our notions of genius, but her belief in the forcefulness of artistic ego is demonstrated in every story. And yet the self-identified mediocrities are often the people who come out best as Martin's plots unfold, achieving a satisfying combination of professional status and private happiness - provided they're willing to make the compromises.

The cover of the Book Review features the original dust-jacket art of twenty-two of the books involved in Sam Tanenhaus's silly project. I wonder if I will ever get round to White Noise, a remaindered copy of which I have on my shelves.

May 20, 2006

Les poupées russes

No, I did not fight my way into an early show of The Da Vinci Code, although I hear that it's not bad. Next Friday, maybe.

The movie that I saw yesterday was Les poupées russes (Russian Dolls), which might be billed as the sequel to L'auberge espagnole, Cédric Klapisch's comedy of 2002, but which is in fact the second half of a two-part work of art. Five years later, Xavier has still got a bit of the Peter Pan bug, but the events of Poupées russes make him get over it. I will write about the movie when it is released on DVD. For the moment, three things: 1. See it! 2. Don't see it unless and until you've seen the earlier film. 3. The huge difference between the two episodes is either natural or supernatural, I can't tell which: Kelly Reilly's Wendy has morphed from the gawky, whiny, somewhat clueless girl of L'auberge into an extraordinarily glamorous woman of great emotional resonance. Even if you've seen her platinum performance in Mrs Henderson Presents, you may not be ready for the alteration, which is the opposite of a shock: the uncanniness intensifies as the movie reaches its climax on the Neva. We can expect a lot of great work from this actress.

Oh, and 4. Visually, Poupées is even more fun to watch than L'auberge.

Les poupées russes was just part of a very nice midday. I took the train down to Hunter College, at 68th Street, and fetched the copy of The Leopard that Shakespeare & Co was holding for me. Then I caught the crosstown bus at 67th Street, boarding just as the first drops of rain were falling. The Park looked dreamy, deep green against soft grey, but we crossed it all too quickly and presently I was out in the wet. I had only a block of Central Park West to walk in the rain, thanks to a scaffolding at the Ethical Culture Society, but that was enough. I presented The Leopard to my friend, told him that I'd be back at around two for lunch, and went to the Lincoln Square Theatre. What a labyrinth that place is! It seems to be two floors below street level, carved out of nooks and crannies not needed by the building's plumbing and ventilation. The path to the men's room alone!

It had been my thought to walk over to Burberry's, on East 57th Street, after lunch, to buy some socks, but the weather inspired a change of plan - as did my friend's having an errand to run on my side of the Park. It was after our very nice lunch that the real downpour began. The trees in Lincoln Square were tossing in the wind while the waiters hurriedly stripped the sidewalk tables of their linen. We went back up to my friend's place to wait out the worst - and, lucky for him too, as he'd left two windows open. Even after the rain let up, we had a monstrous wait for a taxi. Each of us stood at one end of the drive-through driveway at my friend's building; we eventually snagged one that was ferrying two old ladies home from somewhere. We talked our way to 89th and Madison, where my friend got out. For a few blocks, I continued to enjoy the ride, but I found the crosstown travel tiresome, and was just about to get out and walk when the rain started up again.

The afternoon, as always on Friday, was given over to housecleaning, and this took a long time, because I was watching Luchino Visconti's 1963 adaptation of The Leopard while I dusted and vacuumed. I didn't get through the entire picture until after dinner with Kathleen. (We had another movie to watch, but Kathleen was tired and didn't think she'd stay awake.) There are many beauties in Il gattopardo, and the performances of Bert Lancaster and Alain Delon are exactly as good as I thought they'd be; it's as if Lampedusa wrote the book with them in mind - which, though I'm sure that he didn't, is just possible, given that M Delon's first film came out in 1957, the year of Lampedusa's death. But perhaps it's time for a remake. Visconti's textures are bright and superficial, while Nino Rota's score is almost intolerably trivial. Made at a time when voice-overs were taboo, the adaptation forces the Prince - a proud man of few words if ever there was one - to make observations that he would never utter in public. For all its sumptuousness, Il gattopardo shortchanges us of the lush beauties, so vivid in the novel, of the Prince's palace at Donnafugata. What we get instead are a lot of period rooms. And the movie suffers from inadequate production values. Even on the Criterion Collection repackaging, the dialogue is out of synch, and every sound appears to have been dubbed in a bright studio.

I wish I'd dreamt of Kelly Reilly while I was asleep, and got her out of my system. Instead, I'm dreaming about her now, which makes writing very difficult!

May 19, 2006

By the rich, for the rich

Chris Rose is fast becoming my favorite American columnist. What he has to say about the blessings of "government by the rich for the rich" affects you, too, wherever you live. Unless you're lucky enough not to live in the United States, the world's greatest attention-deficit democracy.

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Yes, it's a tiny picture, and yes, I stole it from Joe. But I just have to have this picture on my Web log! The do-or-die competitiveness of it! Don't let the other guy through the toll booth even if you have to wreck your car to stop him! That's the spirit.

My country, t'is of thee...

Grrr

Clyde Haberman's column this morning, about road rage in New York (we're Number Three nationally for the worst!), inspires a modest suggestion. Why don't we just shoot everyone driving a private automobile in Manhattan? Everyone. And then we'll get rid of the parking meters and restore the sidewalks to their intended width. No Parking! Bridges and tunnels will be so heavily tolled that hardly anybody will drive onto the island (except for trucks delivering our necessities), while cabs and dial cars will have the narrowed avenues to themselves.

But why resort to firearms? We could just haul drivers from their cars and tear them limb from limb! Did I say how much I hate the automobile in New York?

The Hanging Gardens

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We had a beautiful day yesterday in New York. There was a thunderstorm between five and six, but a beautiful evening followed. My calendar clear, I had no excuse not to get this season's geraniums into pots. I bought them nearly two weeks ago, and they've been running dry in their small pots. They needed to be taken care of.

I changed my shoes, put on an apron, and got to work. An inadequate gardener, I don't clean up in the fall, but just let the annuals die of natural causes. This means that the pots are stiff with root balls and littered with dead vegetation. I spread newspapers over the wood-slat table. I worked the soil in the first part with a dibble and then scooped out soil with a fancy stainless steel cup measure. What happened to my Smith & Hawken trowel? Lord knows; the cup measure works fine. In no time at all, the four pots dedicated to geraniums were full of blooming plants. That's how they always are when you buy them; they'll never look that good this summer unless I deadhead like a fanatic.

I found that I had bought exactly twice as many geraniums as I needed. What to do? I had four more pots on the step above the geraniums, but those are meant for impatiens. I'm a bit tired of impatiens, but they do last the summer and they crown nicely. So I decided to let Kathleen find some pretty ones along Lexington or Madison on her weekend walk. And I attacked the stump of a boxwood that never took to balcony life. I had meant to plant some nice big hostas in the planter, but on the spot I resolved to buy the hostas from White Flower Farm in the fall. That way, I'll be obliged to do garden cleanup for a change.

With a manly tug, I pulled the boxwood stump from the planter. Heavy! The dense root ball held a lot of soil, and it took a while to pry this loose. Once I had retrieved enough earth to satisfy my far from zealous frugality, the remaining gardenias were soon soaking in their summer home. Once they get comfortable, they'll be a nice shot of color for anyone walking into the apartment, at least when the balcony door is open.

So! Even with the impatiens question provisionally decided, I still had plenty of decorative pots looking very undecorative with their blasted husks of last summer's greenery. But before heading to the corner florist for more plants, I wanted to sit down and finish The Leopard, by Giuseppi di Lampedusa. And when I did finish it, about an hour later, I realized that it was just the book for a friend who is in mourning. It will resonate with him for many reasons, and as by chance I'm having lunch with him this afternoon, I thought I'd get him a copy. Having washed my hands, taken off the apron, and changed my shoes, I went to the Barnes & Noble across the street to look for a copy. I wasn't surprised that they didn't have one; once you take away the Starbucks and the big cookbook section and the usual piles of new books, it's more of a magazine shop. I headed up 86th Street to the other Yorkville branch, on Lexington between 86th and 87th. The literature section there is much larger, or so it seems anyway. But there were no Leopards on offer there. I was only slightly disappointed: I was having a wonderful walk up and down Yorkville High Street.

At the florist, I picked up a few pots of ivy, two pots of basil, three pots of portulaca, a spider plant and a bag of potting soil. Also two spath lilies, for the dining area. The ones that have been there for five or six years have needed to replaced for some time. The point of the things is to look nice, not to prove that I'm good at life support. The other plants were potted up within half an hour. Cleanup wasn't arduous.

Within just a few hours, the balcony went from looking sad and neglected to colorful and inviting. There is still a great deal of mess here and there, but it's not what strikes the eye at the balcony door. My reward for the few hours of agreeable work was spotting the very first Stella de oro daylily scape, just emerging from the foliage.

May 18, 2006

Neveah

Since I'm an old fart who lives in Manhattan and knows no teenagers at present - not a single one - I want to ask for a little help on this "Christian rock" thing. How big is it? How serious is it? My question is occasioned by a story on today's front page: the 70th most popular name for girls last year was "Neveah," or "heaven" spelled backwards. This particular vogue seems to have been inspired by Sonny Sandoval, a "Christian rock star."

I can't tell you how creepy the very idea of "Christian rock" is. Nothing more likely to herald a new dark age could be imagined.

Insouciant Depravity Update: Black toilet paper, trunk-length anxiety (hmm), and David Pogue on Treos ("Cool.").

Charles Rosen on Mozart

Charles Rosen takes the opportunity, in the current New York Review of Books, to make his review of several new books about Mozart into a blithely magisterial assessment of Mozart's achievement for our times. He makes many interesting points - for example, that Mozart was writing music at a time when the the very idea of the history of music was born - but the heart of the piece seems to me to be this:

In spite of his radical experiments, Mozart could be one of the most conventional composers of his time—except that no one ever handled the basic conventions with such skill and such ease, and he must have gloried not only in his ability to shock, but also in his facility at producing the conventional with such purity and grace.

Long phrases of absolutely conventional figuration and banal motifs articulate his works at the end of short sections, and give the structure its clarity. (Beethoven imitated Mozart closely in this respect, but he had the knack—already to be found in Mozart, but with less panache—of making one think that he had invented the most conventional motif expressly for each piece.) Writing about Mozart, we are always tempted to dwell on the extraordinary purple passages without noticing that in every case they are followed or preceded by the most conventional devices. They complement and support each other.

Mozart may not have been the first composer to make the sublime out of the familiar, but I doubt that any composer has approached his ability to work such magic as a matter of course, over and over again in almost every mature composition. Because the material is familiar - and also because it lacks the dramatic significance of motifs, such as "doom" and "destiny," that would shape music from Beethoven to Mahler and beyond - the sublimity is easily missed by inexperienced listeners, as well as by people whose primary interest in music is "emotional."

I thought about this while listening to the Linz Symphony the other day. It is interesting music only if you are an active listener, capable of bearing what you have heard in mind even as the music is being performed. This means paying attention to the little conventional bits that, as Mr Rosen writes, "give the structure its clarity," and hearing them for what they are. And wondering at the magic. But not too intently, because Mozart will be working another transformation presently. 

May 17, 2006

WTF

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Isn't this a hoot? There's something so 1950's about it, not least because of the model's pose. You can read James Barron's story, "Holy Carmen Miranda! Finding Fashion Among the Radishes," but I think time is better spent meditating upon the sublime nonsense of this photograph. Suffice it to say that designer Chris March is not entirely demented: the frock was commissioned by the makers of Wishbone. (Note the tossing fork and spoon.)

A necklace of cherry tomatoes - now that's something to wear to a fraternity beer bust.

Droll Mixup

My correspondent in Pittsburgh sent me the link to a BBC story that her husband stumbled upon. In a case of mistaken identity at Reception, an African bloke with the first name of Guy was mixed up with an English expert on music downloads, also with the first name of Guy. The African Guy was led to a studio, where a television correspondent introduced him as English Guy and then asked him how he felt about a High Court decision in favor of Apple (iPod) against Apple (Beatles).

"Were you surprised by this verdict today?" Bowerman asked.

"I'm very surprised to see the verdict come on me because I was not expecting that," he said in a heavy French accent, blinking in the studio lights. "When I came, they told me something else."

Nonplussed, he pressed on, growing more confident in his punditry as the interview progressed. He gamely delivered his opinion on the future of music downloads and cyber cafes following the landmark verdict.

Meanwhile, the real [Guy] Kewney, who was waiting to be taken to the studio, looked up on a monitor and found another man in the interviewee's chair.

Ha-ha. This is a little story, to be sure. It suggests a certain disregard for the wonderful world of music downloads on the part of television journalists. It depends upon a farcical coincidence at Reception. (Guy Coma was there to try to get a job. He must have thou