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July 31, 2006

"Why I blog"

Take a few minutes to listen to the apologia that Cipriano, the Canadian author of Bookpuddle, has recorded to celebrate his first anniversary as a blogger. He's quite right about one thing: because blogging and reading blogs are purely voluntary, everyone involved is predisposed to think the best of everyone else. Amazingly - in my concededly limited experience - this good feeling carries over into personal encounters. Never before has it been possible to meet people on the basis of shared sensibility. (Thanks to Patricia Storms at Booklust.)

Kenji Yoshino's Covering

I picked up Kenji Yoshino's Covering: The Hidden Assault on Our Civil Rights when it came out, but I was very slow to get round to reading it, and did so finally because Ms NOLA had read it and liked it very much. I knew I was going to like it - and that was just the trouble. I thought I knew the book's contents, on the basis of an article in the Times Magazine and an interview with Leonard Lopate. Don't scoff - all too often, writers spill all the good beans that way, and there's nothing to discover in their books. But Mr Yoshino hasn't fallen into that trap. The last part of Covering is devoted to a magnificent concept, a real tool for getting from here to there. I couldn't believe it: a critic who delivers a solution! But first, a word about covering.

Everyone covers. To cover is to tone down a disfavored identity to fit into the mainstream. In our increasingly diverse society, all of us are outside the mainstream in some way. Nonetheless, being deemed mainstream is still often a necessity of social life. For this reason, every reader of this book has covered, whether consciously or not, and sometimes at significant personal cost.

That's how Covering begins, with a challenge to the reader to acknowledge the ubiquity and the inescapability of covering. Socialization requires it. We must learn to control our tempers in public - if we have them. We learn not to steal things that we want. Society requires a certain minimum of covering of each of us, and since we're taught to believe that we're better off for the habits that cover our antisocial urges so well that we hardly know they're there, we don't think of personal sacrifice. The covering that interests Mr Yoshino could be thought of as "optional" covering. Failing or refusing to cover won't land you in jail. If you're willing to forego the benefits that require covering, you're free to do so. But there is something vaguely theoretical about this freedom, because exercising it can be very lonely, and few people have the resources to live truly solitary lives. So we refrain from singing at our supper.

Everyone covers everywhere on earth, but the United States is a unique arena...

Continue reading about Covering at Portico.

July 30, 2006

Match.mom

Being a little behind the Times, I didn't come across Stephanie Rosenbloom's story, "Spouse Courtesy of Mom the Matchmaker," until this morning. I still can't believe that Ms Rosenbloom wrote this story for The Onion but then decided to try it on a Times editor.

Where parents were once feared and distant figures, today they are more like friends to their children, some people who work with families said, and that has led to more open relationships.

I can't tell you how unhealthy this sounds to me. How long-term dangerous.

It reminds me of my mother's hope that I would marry a tall woman, because, at five-eight herself, she believed that it was the obligation of tall men to take care of tall women. (And when my parents-in-law met me, they said to Kathleen, "But he's so tall." Kathleen is a hair, and no more than a hair, over five-one.) My mother used to say, in all innocence, "You ought to go out and find yourself a nice tall queen."

Oh, it was wrong in so many ways.

Now, if it were grandparents who were doing the matchmaking, that I could see.

July 29, 2006

Little Miss Sunshine

Little Miss Sunshine is the second film that I've seen this year in which middle class struggles and aspirations are satirized - but satirized almost lovingly. "Look what jerks we are," these films say - the other, of course, is American Dreamz - "and it's very funny, but do you think we could do a little better?" Little Miss Sunshine, furthermore, rather stubbornly refuses to solve most of the problems that come up in the course of the movie, suggesting an alternative to the American dream that life is a mess that can be cleaned up. For these reasons, I don't expect it to be the big hit that critics would like it to be.

The amazing thing about the movie is how quickly and surely it establishes the mood of tract-house dinge. When Dwayne (Paul Dano) hands a note to his uncle (Steve Carrell), "Welcome to hell" (Dwayne has given up speaking for the time being), the audience is on the welcoming committee. The preceding family dinner - a homemade salad with takeout fried chicken and corn, Sprite, and frozen pops - has been so exquisitely choreographed that you know what this particular hell is all about: stressed disorder. The Hoover family gets by on sheer inertia.

The immediate cause of the family's dysfunction is Richard (Greg Kinnear), a would-be motivational speaker with hopes for a book deal that you know are doomed from the despair with which he addresses his cell phone. Richard believes in nine steps to winning, and is almost monstrously upbeat. He talks to his wife, Sheryl (Toni Colette), and children, Dwayne and Olive (Abigail Breslin), as if they were clients, but he speaks his cant in the tones of a discouraging scold. Sheryl seems a good sort, overworked at whatever she does (I was never clear on this) and squeezed by her housewifely duties. Richard's father (Alan Arkin) lives with the Hoovers - because he's been thrown out of his retirement home, for snorting heroin among other things. (It's a habit that he hasn't kicked.) When the story begins, Sheryl is saddled with responsibility for her brother, a gay professor, once the leading American Proust scholar, whose life self-destructed when a grad student with whom he fell in love fell in love with the second-best Proust scholar. All the performances are top-notch, but I have to single out Mr Carrell for a truly extraordinary job. He smolders with repressed fury - actually, "smoldering" suggests some sort of movement, but Mr Carrell is as still as a statue - but never leaves comedy territory. He is the tacit conscience of Little Miss Sunshine. As the minor disasters pile up around him, you can feel his incredulity. How on earth did we make this mess?

The story-line is simplicity itself. When they learn that Olive has become, by default, a contestant in a juvenile beauty pageant, the Hoovers decide to take a family drive, from their home in Albuquerque to Redondo Beach in California, in a Volkswagen bus. The bus looks fairly recent, but it's yet another determining signal to the audience: there will be a need for repairs. Most of the movie is devoted to the drive up Calvary. But the last twenty minutes or so, set at the beauty pageant - you can't believe that the Hoovers made it - are thoroughly redemptive. The other contestants are ghastly little jezebels who flaunt a veiled but wholly inappropriate sexuality. Olive's act, which perhaps her parents were unwise to let her learn from and work on with her grandfather, speaks truth to decadence. It is very exhilarating for a minute or two, and then it is mortifying, absolutely mortifying. (I was embarrassed for the actors, whom I imagined asking themselves how they'd ever been witless enough to sign on for the project.) The directors have a perfect little ending in store, however, and the movie definitely ends "too soon." You want a little more, if only of Steve Carrell.

Three other performances must be hailed: Beth Grant as the harridan pageant director (the sort of role that she's all too good in), Robert O'Connor as the scary pageant MC (he made me feel that I was in one of those fiercely grinning horror movies), and Paula Newsome as a bereavement counselor (don't ask). Now that I look more closely, I can say that Mary Lynn Rajskub, who was so good in Firewall, is very good in a tiny part.

Little Miss Sunshine is an elegant movie about extremes of inelegance. I hope you won't miss it.

July 28, 2006

Plagiarism in the Age of Google

An especially bad idea.

Of course, I won't regard myself as a success as a writer until I've been notified that a student, half-witted by laziness or ambition, has lifted one of my pages.  

At the Post Office

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It's Friday morning, and I'm elated. Why? Because I went to the Post Office. I lugged three boxes to the Post Office and got rid of them. That's perhaps not the nicest way to speak of books and tapes that I hope that the recipients will be glad to have. But it certainly describes my relief. For weeks - months - I've been haunted by a self-imposed project that at times seemed quite daft.

At the beginning of May, a young man from Manila posted a comment at the DB. I replied by email, and we struck up a very agreeable correspondence. Early on, it occurred to me that the most satisfying way of downsizing my library would be to send things that I probably wouldn't be re-reading to Migs. Books in English are very expensive in his part of the world, as I learned when I visited Swindon's, the bookstore in Kowloon that sells them. There isn't much of a market for English literature in English, obviously, and books are heavy. Ergo: Migs scouts the used-book stores.

Easier was definitely said than done. I hate the Post Office. The only way to describe our branch is "Stalinesque." So I won't describe it. A bigger snag was my neurotic conviction that I must coordinate the shipment of books with the cataloguing of my library. My procrastinations will be much too familiar, and far too boring, to write about. Suffice it to say that last night, in a sort of positive hissy fit, I assembled seventeen books - they just fit in the box that I'd commandeered - swiped their barcodes so as to enter them into my library, shelf location "Manila," at the very moment of their departure from it, and sealed the box with stout tape. It was only then that I realized that I didn't have Migs's address. A note dashed off to him brought a swift reply.

I had two other boxes to send. One was the return of a cookbook; I'd been sent a form to paste onto the box for hassle-free mailing. The other was the boxed set of Mapp and Lucia II, on VHS. I'd replaced this with DVDs, for storage purposes - the DVDs will go straight into an album, alongside the two discs of the first series. I'd have put the tapes out on the windowsill by the elevators - a custom I began years ago for recycling books that has taken on a life of its own - if a reader of this blog hadn't written to me privately to say that, unaware of a second series, she would have to search for it at her public library. Heavens, I wrote back, let me send them to you instead! I suppose it's narcissistic, but I am always much happier to give things away when I know where they're going. (Or at least, where they're going next.)

The Manila box (shades of the Manila galleon) weighed sixteen pounds and five ounces - a big baby indeed! - and it cost seventeen something to ship, a little over a dollar a pound. I was amazed. Another test of my eager generosity was finding out just how expensive it was going to be to play Lord Bountiful. To send a very heavy box of books around the world - what would we be talking? Forty dollars? Sixty? More??? I resolved to see this first shipment through at any cost, and then to tell my new friend that further shipments would be just too expensive. But $17.85 was an outrageous bargain. I had to fill out a customs slip (hadn't thought of that), and I was careful to bring a few more of the forms home with me. There will be further shipments.

I must have mailed something abroad in the past, but I don't recall ever filling out a customs slip. It's a simple matter where books are concerned, because books, Lord love 'em, are duty-free, as well they should be. But what caught my attention was the gigantic rough but clear plastic bag that the box was dumped into. The postage was attached to a large address label, which I also had to fill out, that was tied around the neck of the bag. I don't understand the bag at all. Surely the box will go to the Philippines on a container ship; all that plastic will bunch up inefficiently and be difficult to pack. But without the bag, where will the label (and the postage) go? We can only wait six weeks (months) for Migs's report.

Pound for pound, I paid less on shipping to Manila than on the postage to Pittsburgh!

And then I bought a lot of stamps - more, perhaps, than I'll be able to use before the next hike. The Super Heroes above, however, may get framed.

Mrs Astor - in the news, alas.

Oh, families! What trouble they can raise. But it's nothing next to the trouble that can brew in families with servants. Lots of servants.

Brooke Astor, at 104, appears to have slipped into a "vegetative state." She has not been out of her Park Avenue apartment (except to go to the hospital) for some time. (Sunny von Bulow hasn't been outdoors in a while, either, but then she's only 73.) When Mrs Astor stopped showing up in the Times's Sunday benefit-party review - the closest thing that we have to "society pages" these days - I was sure that the next thing I would read about her would be her obituary. But I was wrong. I am certain that the lady herself would be deeply upset about my being wrong.

In her heyday, Mrs Astor was the grandest of dames, giving away millions, notably to the New York Public Library, and really checking up on the organizations she benefited. She seemed to be an indefatigable party-goer. She had great taste and she even wrote a little. I don't know anything about her but what I read in the paper, and she may be a dreadful person in fact, but I rather doubt that. Nor do I mean to make her out to be a saint. But there is always a need for true grandes dames. The example that Mrs Astor set was just about impeccable.

Having her name in the papers because - horrors! - her grandson filed papers to have her son removed as her guardian, on the grounds that he's neglecting her... Well, I hope that she really is in a vegetative state, because reading about it (or hearing about it from friends) would be a lousy way to die.

For the life of me, I can't see how any judge or panel or even God Almighty could get to the bottom of Philip Marshall's suit. When old people lose their capacities, those who love them are pulled into a vacuum, as each tries to do the victim's thinking. Not surprisingly, inquiring minds differ. Servants as well as family members have their opinions form their allegiances, usually against whoever has assumed their employer's authority, and - there goes the evidence! Who can be "objective" in such circumstances? (And yet who can resist the assurance of being exactly that?) It must be awfully sad to witness Mrs Astor's decline, and unless human nature has changed since I got back from the movies we can be sure that some of her friends are in denial. She'd be better, they think, if she were being better-treated. When a lady of great taste and independence stumbles - but doesn't die - there's bound to be something of a situation. Especially, as in this case, where the guardian is 82!

Now, I guess we just wait for Dominick Dunne to show up.

July 27, 2006

Great Coverage

What a pleasant surprise, to turn the page of the Times and find a super write-up, by Steve Smith, of Thomas Meglioranza's Monday night recital at Pace. With a picture!

A free concert on a Monday evening, an auditorium off the beaten path — it was a perfect opportunity for the bright young baritone Thomas Meglioranza to shake off the conventional solemnity of the lieder recital, and simply indulge in a few of his favorites from the repertory he has performed with the pianist Reiko Uchida during the last few years.

Sitting in the audience during the performance, I simply enjoyed Tom's beautiful singing. I didn't think much about the recital until yesterday, when it occurred me that Tom is reinventing the art-song recital. Not content to show off a great gift, he has put a lot of thought into constructing programs that I must regretfully - being a pious devotee of classical music - call "entertaining." Serious singers are not supposed to be entertainers. I can think of a few musicians whom I would dismiss as entertainers - mere entertainers. With Tom, it's just the opposite: he makes serious music entertaining on its own ground.

But don't take my word for it. Scroll down through Tom's schedule - he'll be touring with Marlboro musicians in the Midwest, with two recitals in California, in the fall.

July 26, 2006

In the Book Review

In which we have a look at this week's New York Times Book Review.

The other day, I learned that a gent by the name of Levi Asher, writing in Brooklyn, gives the New York Times Book Review a weekly once-over. Having just discovered me, he writes in his current entry that the Daily Blague is "the latest member of the hit squad." I can't wait to learn more!

Fiction

The ratio of fiction to nonfiction is closer to balance than I can recall its having been, at least in a normal, non-themed issue. Even more interesting is the fact that Liesl Schillinger reviews two novels by the same writer, Will Clarke. I'm not sure that I've got this straight, but it appears that Mr Clarke self-published Lord Vishnu's Love Handles: A Spy Novel (Sort Of) and The Worthy: A Ghost's Story "and waited for Paramount, Simon & Schuster and Columbia Pictures to find him." Sure enough, there's an IMDb listing for The Worthy. These novels, in short, have been out for a bit; now that they're "officially" published, the Book Review can take notice. Ms Schillinger is enthusiastic about both books, although she devotes only two paragraphs to The Worthy, for the most part gamely summarizing the bizarre plots. I'd have liked a bit more in the writing-sample department, because I can tell from the review's report of Mr Clarke's material that whether I'd find his fiction delightful or insufferable would depend entirely on the music of his prose.

There are two books about ethnic teens in European capitals. The first is Londonstani, by Gautam Malkani. Sophie Harrison's largely favorable review focuses on the language of this fictional report on the lives of affluent desis (South Asian young men) living in Hounslow. She notes the book's predictable flaws - "It's shallow about girls" - but suggests that they are not fatal. Lucinda Rosenfeld is similarly sympathetic to Faîza Guène's Kiffe Kiffe Tomorrow (translated by Sarah Adams). Here the "sourpuss narrator" is a fifteen year-old girl of Moroccan background living in the banlieues of Paris. Both reviewers left me with the impression that these books are interesting (or interesting to middle-aged readers, anyway) primarily because they open windows on the exotic.

Sharing a page are Chelsea Cain's review of Mark Childress's One Mississippi and Daniel Asa Rose's review of Killer Instinct, by Joseph Finder. Ms Cain chastises Mr Childress for shifting from coming-of-age mode into something decidedly more surreal too "far into the game." Mr Rose describes reading Killer Instinct as a guilty pleasure, noting the book's "breathtaking predictability" and its "cookie-cutter characters."

But did he have to include a perfectly gratuitous dig at a couple of fine literary journals, by making the book's most boorish character start out as "a poor starving writer" who published stories "in magazines with names like TriQuarterly and Ploughshares"? Did it never occur to him that these writers he's taking a swipe at, by any measure, are his literary betters?

A few weeks ago, I picked up a copy of Old Filth, by Jane Gardam, and almost bought it. Paul Gray's review made me with that I had. Mr Gray writes,

Yet the miracle of Old Filth is that its hero eludes sociological or psychological pigeonholing. If he is a characteristic Raj orphan, he is also triumphantly his own man, with a life full of unexpected turns and events of high comedy to offset and compensate for his unpromising beginnings.

Mr Gray notes that this author of twelve novels may finally attain an American audience, on the strength not only of its contents but of its soft binding.

Nonfiction

The cover story this week bears some nasty photographs, accompanying David Margolick's review of Fear: Anti-Semitism in Poland After Auschwitz. An Essay in Historical Interpretation, by Jan T Gross. Mr Margolick spends most of his time retailing horror stories that fill one with a dull ache of déja vu. Only near the end does he engage Professor Gross's theory, which is that Polish anti-Semitism was caused simply by guilt: "so implicated were they in the Jewish tragedy, aiding and abetting and expropriating, that the mere sight of those wraiths returning from the camps or exile or hiding, people who knew the Poles' dirty secrets and held title to their property, was too much to bear." Mr Margolick will have none of this. Referring to Yitzhak Shamir's comment that Poles sucked in anti-Semitism with their mother's milk, he writes,

A more likely, if less politically palatable explanation, is that through their own state-of-the-art anti-Semitism, the Germans emboldened many Poles to act upon what they had always felt. The comment from Shamir, a Polish Jew himself, may strike us as deeply offensive, simplistic, racist. But whatever ross may believe, he buttresses Shamir more than he discredits him.

Fear may be a shocking book, but if any of this week's books is going to cause an uproar, it's sure to be $40 Million Slaves: The Rise, Fall, and Redemption of the Black Athlete, by William C Rhoden. According to Warren Goldstein's review, Mr Rhoden assesses the very negative impact that the desegregation of American sports had on almost all blacks connected with the games - coaches, doctors, accountants - except for the players, who in turn suffer a familiar, dehumanizing fate.

To Rhoden, this tale bursts with significance, illustrating, in turn: white people's denial of black business ability while they continue to profit from black athletic skill; black athletes' training in high school, college and the pros (what he calls the "Conveyor Belt") to think only about individual success, never about a system that distributes power unequally; and how even today, professional basketball - controlled by whites, dependent on blacks (for the present) - resembles a plantation, albeit one on which the "slaves" earn millions, as long as they don't notice who's running the show.

Very strong stuff!

Read this book, and the next time you hear Barry Bonds booed or think about Commissioner Bud Selig's steroids "investigation" or talk about the NBA's "image problem," you may squirm more than a little. Good.

Good, indeed!

Pankaj Mishra, an Indian man of letters - one must dust off the old title for a young man so fluent in fiction and in sociopolitical analysis as well - paints an impassioned portrait of today's India, a country more than ever feeling tensions between old and new ways, and for the first time abiding a middle class hundreds of millions large. In Temptations of the West: How to be Modern in India, Pakistan, Tibet and Beyond, Mr Mishra combines every sort of nonfiction writing, as Donald MacIntyre reports.

Certainly his book offers none of the prescriptions and bromides of a "how to" manual. Part autobiography, part travelogue, it is written not from a political or polemical position but from that of a small-town, upper-caste, lower-middle-class Indian with a taste for Western literature.

Mr MacIntyre seems to change his mind later in the review, when he points out that Mr Mishra's book has outraged many of his countrymen, precisely for being critical. Indeed, reading between the lines, I gathered that we might find in these pages a pulsing portrait of what the Western bourgeoisie might have looked like two centuries ago, when it was brash and bloating, and before it had learned polite manners. I should think that a perfectly neutral reader would find Mr MacIntyre's review to be sympathetic to the author and helpful to himself; I myself have already signed on as an admirer of Mr Mishra.

On facing pages, we have three books about Topic A, which used to be sex but is now "What's wrong with this country?" Meaning the United States. Bryan Burrough is not terribly impressed by Ron Susskind's The One Percent Doctrine: Deep Inside America's Pursuit of Its Enemies since 9/11, but he allows, at the end, that it's "an easy and worthwhile summer read." His principal complaint is that Mr Susskind's primary source, George Tenet, is never identified as such. I'm not sure what the point of such books is supposed to be, since it's pretty clear that not much of importance is taking place in the form of White House briefings. That's a shadow game; the real work of today's federal government is to sign contracts with big manufacturers of dangerous stuff. The One Percent Solution suggests that noncommercial policy inspires the Men at the Top. How they must be chuckling! Mr Burrough, who compares Mr Susskind as "flank steak to [Bob] Woodward's sirloin," seems to be equally taken in.

Tobin Harshaw reviews two books stuffed with recommendations for those who would replace the dank view of things shared by those currently in power with something more progressive. As usual - Stanley Fish did the same thing last week - the review finds the proffered solutions disappointing. The books are Hostile Takeover: How Big Money and Corruption Conquered Our Government - and How We Take It Back, by David Sirota, and Whose Freedom?: The Battle Over America's Most Important Idea, by George Lakoff, and Mr Harshaw shows what he thinks of both in a neat dismissal:

While Sirota apparently never met an editor, Lakoff seems never to have met an actual conservative.

This, written by an editor with the Times's Op-Ed page, is very distressing; surely someone else ought to have reviewed these not-insignificant books. Mr Harshaw reveals a bit of professional deformation: "Perhaps it's unavoidable when a blogger tries to write at length, but the verbal mannerisms that may seem like an invigorating shot of espresso on a brief daily basis become a bathtub of stale Nescafé when stretched out to more than 300 pages."

Keith Gessen's review of Dorothy Gallagher's Strangers in the House: Life Stories completely baffles me, because, although it appears to be favorable, it never provides a good reason for reading the book. On the contrary, it makes Ms Gallagher out to be an unpleasant, self-absorbed whiner. Is this supposed to be appealing? I was vaguely impatient with the Review's editors for wasting space, not only on Strangers in the House but on Mr Gessen as well. What is one to make of this wobbly observation:

What memoirs can do, at their best, is inhabit effortlessly (because real people actually do) the most intense contradictions of a historical moment.

Bruce Handy's inflated review of Catch A Wave: The Rise, Fall, and Redemption of the Beach Boys' Brian Wilson, by Peter Ames Carlin, makes more sense than the preceding, but it fails to do the one thing that it ought to do, which is to compare Mr Carlin's book with existing titles on the subject. Instead of which, Mr Handy burps up a lot of gas about the myths of rock 'n' roll. Do I have to be Hilton Kramer to ask what a book about the Beach Boys is doing in the Book Review?

Henry Alford's Essay, "Chamber Plots," is about the taxonomy of bathroom libraries, and it's very funny. Here's how it ends:

The bathroom of two publishing insiders who wish to remain anonymous could be called "Shrine It Up," since all 46 of its books were written by people the couple know, including Tom Wolfe. "It's adoration. It's full worship," the wife told me. The husband clarified: "It's their out-to-pasture place. Their spines won't be cracked open again. At this, I smiled bleakly. It seemed that one of my own books was in the collection.

Visiting Firemen

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Last night, having had a lot of fun (and a lot to drink), but finding myself home alone at a reasonable hour, I quite predictably went into cutup mode - and put my foot in it. I wrote the following entry.

I don't get many nights out on the town, due to my police record, but imagine my thrill at being asked to spend a night on the town with the fire chief of Itchboro, New Jersey. I was so happy to be photographed with someone important that I actually showed my teeth - something I never do - while the fire chief, notwithstanding mufti, managed to looked very official.

If only more denizens of the suburbs knew how we Gothamites longed to be photographed with them - I'd smile so much more often.

("Itchboro" came to me much later. I initially wrote "Bogota," which is a real town that, it dawned on me eventually, might have a real fire chief. It never occurred to me that Joe would mind being likened to a fire chief. But I can see why he might mind the "Itchboro" part. Hence this late-in-the-day repair.)

Anyway, here's what happened. Aaron, Joe and I had just walked out of Grand Central, where we'd had drinks. Aaron, claiming that it was a school night (which it was), was going to head home. Joe and I were going to cross 42nd Street, to have dinner at Pershing Square. Who should be standing right in our path but Sean Maloney, a candidate for New York State Attorney General. Joe ran up to introduce himself. Reading his mind, I pulled my camera out of the bag I was carrying it and, because of my slight palsy, which makes flash photography very difficult, handed it to Aaron. "Take a picture!"

But Joe had his back to us, and Aaron seemed unsure about the propriety of taking an unposed shot. Within several blinks of an eye, Joe and I were lined up for the photo above, which Aaron was happy to take. I can't say why Joe looks so serious, but I suspect that it's because he was wishing that I - or at any rate the other person in the picture - were Sean Maloney.

Then Joe went back to Mr Maloney, who was happy to have his picture taken with the man behind Joe.My.God. As well he should be!

July 25, 2006

Wikipedia

As a frequent visitor at Wikipedia.com, I was quick to read Stacy Schiff's "Know It All," in the current New Yorker. Not surprisingly, the crux of the story is the tension between users' desire for a reliable product and contributors' insistence upon equal standing. Vandalism and pranksters aside, Wikipedia confronts very thorny problems of accuracy. "Was Copernicus Polish, German, or Prussian?" Ms Schiff reports that

Even Eric Raymond, the open-source pioneer whose work inspired [Wikipedia founder Jimmy] Wales, argues that "'disaster'" is not too strong a word" for Wikipedia.

Kathleen is of much the same view. But when I rely on Wikipedia, I'm rarely placing very much weight on what I find. I'll be checking a birth date, or the BWV number of a Bach composition. In many cases, I'm looking for things that I could find somewhere in this room, if I were willing to get off my seat. When I come across something really new and interesting, something about which I knew little or nothing before finding out about it at Wikipedia, I seek out a second source before getting carried. away.

I have never edited a page of the encyclopedia, even when I've come across small, obviously typographical, errors. This is partly because I don't want to take the time to learn how to do it (even if it takes "no time at all"), but more because I'm afraid that I'll come back to a page and not recognize the work as my own. I've had this very unnerving experience several times on the Internet, reading an interesting quotation and really agreeing with it - wondering why I didn't say that - only to find that it was indeed I who said that. The experience leaves an agreeable afterglow, certainly, but it is creepy at first. I have a nightmare from time to time, which always ends with the realization that I am writing the text that I'm reading. I wake up shuddering, as the ink on the dreamed-of page fades to invisibility. That's what consulting myself in a reference work would be like.

For the time being, I can say that I've never encountered anything at the online encyclopedia that roused my suspicions. Given the sober subjects that I'm usually exploring, this is not surprising. I'll continue to trust my instincts when it comes to judging Wikipedia entries. Which is by way of counseling you, the gentle reader, not to put too much weight on what you may learn here!

Down by the Brooklyn Bridge

An interesting evening had I, one that unfolded on several dimensions. First, there was the simplicity of meeting up with Ms NOLA at the Barnes & Noble in Union Square and heading down to Pace University, by the Brooklyn Bridge, in search of the Michael Schimmel Center for the Arts. It wasn't too hard to find, although the gent who was sitting on a planter out in front of Pace whom we asked could only tell us that we were the second people to ask him. We were on our way to Tom Meglioranza's River to River Festival recital. Tickets were free, and I'd reserved a pair as soon as I'd found out about the event.

I will save my remarks about the recital for tomorrow; they're not quite ripe. I do want to say, though, how astonished I was by Tom's encore, that old sappy standard, never sung by a pop singer ever, "I Love You Truly." Alfalfa sang it in Our Gang. My mother took it to be a token of everything Victorian that she rejected in her personal life. (This would have been in the Fifties. Ten years later, and the Victorians didn't look so bad to her.) If there is a song that stands for the America that the postwar United States threw out with the bathwater, it is the one Tom sang. And not only did he sing it, but he sang it for his mother. There were gasps here and there in the audience when the piano preliminaries began, but most of the audience had never heard the song before. Needless to say, Tom made "I Love You Truly" sound like an art song. By which I mean only that he made it sound worth listening to.

Tom's recitals usually last about ninety minutes, and at nine o'clock we were out on the street, thinking about dinner. There had been discussions about this beforehand, involving Les Halles, the downtown branch, in John Street, of Anthony Bourdain's flagship. It seemed too good to be true, but Kathleen tore herself away from her indentures and joined us. M le Neveu had already had dinner by the time he was invited, and a good thing, too, because he would have eaten the paper tabletop in the time that it took for dinner to be served. Let's just say that, while the food at Les Halles gets an A-plus for great bistro cuisine, our service was just about the worst that I have ever had in any New York restaurant. Eventually, someone senior intervened - someone to whom I had asserted that if our entrees weren't on the table within five minutes we'd be paying for our drinks and leaving. This is the sort of ultimatimation that I really don't go in for. I am usually all too content to go on drinking cocktails while dinner takes forever. But the cocktails had taken forever, and, when they came, they were naked.

That's right: a martini with no olive and a gin-and-tonic without a lime. We were truly, deeply shocked. The fruit was readily supplied, but zut alors! (As an American francophile/phone, I feel that it is my duty to preserve certain beloved expressions that have passed entirely out of use in France. I don't think that I have ever heard a native speaker use the phrase "zut alors," and in fact I have no idea how it really sounds - or sounded. But really, if you had had to endure the service at Les Halles, there's no telling what you wouldn't have said!) Dinner took well over an hour to arrive, although it certainly came less than five minutes after my threat. Kathleen was sure that it was all her fault: she'd told us what to order over the phone, from the Internet, while she was still at the office, a few blocks away. If we'd all been there from the start, she thought, our food would have arrived much sooner. This argument, of course, makes no sense, which is why it's probably correct.

Oh, and, by the way, this is the thousandth entry at the Daily Blague. Not even two years old - nowhere close.

July 24, 2006

Through a Glass, Darkly

Fans of Donna Leon will not be disappointed by her latest Commissario Guido Brunetti Mystery, Through a Glass, Darkly - the fifteenth in the series. Paola Brunetti is still reading English literature, cooking boffo meals, and sparring lovingly with her husband. Signorina Elettra is still producing slim dossiers of useful information into the provenance of which the Commissario is far too wise to inquire. It's time to spread out the map of Venice (or Venedig, as my Hallwag City Map map puts it) and follow Brunetti from the Questura, in the Campo San Lorenzo, to Murano, where there's trouble in one of the vetrerie.

It's also an occasion for watching a very gifted writer give distinctive shape ...

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July 23, 2006

At Eli's

"Will you kill me, if I go to 5:30 Mass instead of 12:30?"

I put down Three Junes with a sigh. I ought not to be reading Three Junes; I ought to be reading The Economist and the Times. But I'm totally absorbed by the story of Fenno McLeod, and transported back to the days when nobody remained merely HIV-positive indefinitely. "Yes, I will kill you," I say. "At 5:30, you'll postpone to 7:15, and at 7:15 you won't go at all, and I'll be a wreck from wondering when to get dinner on."

"All right," Kathleen retorts, with mock petulance, as she gets up from the dining table, which is completely covered with trays, bottles, and boxes of beads. In a benign sort of way, Kathleen is addicted to beading: once she begins, she can't stop. She'll stay up until all hours to finish a piece, only to be thwarted by some concluding knot that she's much too tired to be attempting.

Wondering where we will eat dinner, given the occupation of the table by semiprecious materials, I accompany Kathleen downstairs and as far as Third Avenue. I know what we are going to have for dinner, and I am on my way to Eli's to pick up a few ingredients: I can't always find gingerroot up here. (That will probably change when Whole Foods opens up a local branch, in a building yet to be erected, on a site yet to be cleared, at the very corner at which Kathleen and I have just parted company.)

Eli's is a sprawling market - in a basement. The building used to be a storage warehouse. (A big art heist took place there some time ago.) The building, on the northeast corner of Third Avenue and 80th Street, was stripped to the beams and refitted as a luxury condo. Eli's occupation of the ground floor is challenging: three spaces that do not communicate. You enter what seems to be a modest flower shop by a door near the corner, cross a tiled floor and board a downward escalator. It is a two-storey drop, or feels like one, anyway. Keep yours eyes left if this is your first visit; the aerial view of the premises will come in handy. At the bottom of the escalator, you grab a caddy or a shopping cart, and make your way through produce. The produce at Eli's is always gorgeous, and so artfully arranged that it seems to have come from very special, possibly metaphysical acreage. It takes at least five trips to develop any restraint in the produce department.

Then you wend your way past the tomatoes, along the wall of refrigerated items - such as the gazpacho that I picked up for Kathleen's lunch (I was in the mood for hot dogs). Confronted by a cornucopia of cheeses, you are now in the pinball area of the store, where you must navigate between round tables and shelves through spaces not quite large enough for two carts. Meat and fish are the the right, while the eternity of cheese continues along the left. A display case of salamis, bacons, and other cured products neatly hides the escalator that will take you back upstairs when you have done all your downstairs shopping. I was accosted, near the tomatoes, by a somewhat befuddled elderly lady who wanted to know where the exit was. I would point toward the escalator, but without the benefit of my height she could see nothing but round tables and shelves. I would help her toward the escalator two more times before she finally escaped.

Eli's is so not a supermarket. There are no aisles. There is no cookie section (the bakery is upstairs), no cereal section, no cat food or personal hygiene department. Packaged goods are likely to be Eli's own, and very fresh. The dairy department (also upstairs) offers a galaxy of butters but assumes that you will probably buy your milk at lower prices elsewhere. Like coffee, rice is sold by weight: you scoop it into plastic bags, at one of those round tables. The butcher's counter is about the only part of the store that resembles what you might find in a typical suburban supermarket. Except that, as in the produce section, everything is very beautiful. Where are the Cézannes and Caillebottes of today, come to paint these opulent heaps?

No wonder the lady was disoriented. Overwhelmed by the massively unusual stocks and their massively unusual arrangement, she had forgotten what she'd come for. She stood at the foot of the escalator, uncertain about getting on. (Why did she ask me and not a white-uniformed employee? Probably because she thought that they wouldn't speak English.)

By the time I went upstairs, the loudspeaker was playing what I'm almost certain was Karajan's recording of The Blue Danube waltz (more correctly: On the Beautiful Blue Danube) - the one that Stanley Kubrick used in 2001. I could not keep myself from whistling along, taking all the repeats. I don't care who minded.

As we are finishing lunch, a little while ago - the gazpacho was "TRAY good" - I realize that I'd forgotten to buy coconut milk. Happily, there is a can in the larder.

July 22, 2006

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

Yesterday, I saw My Super Ex-Girlfriend. I had a ball, but, for once, I more or less agree with Times film critic Manohla Dargis.

How hard and often you laugh will probably hinge on a host of other variables, like your appreciation for a cast that includes Eddie Izzard as the villainous Professor Bedlam, as well as your tolerance for junky-looking cinematography and Mr. Reitman’s cheerfully slapdash direction.

I didn't think that the cinematography was all that bad; I thought it was absolutely standard. Uma Thurman certainly looked great. She looked a lot of things, actually; much of the interest of the film lies in her Protean visage, which can pass from "serene goddess" to "Elaine May neurotic" in the blink of an eye. It's this unpredictability, in fact, that prompts your back brain to believe that her Jenny Johnson really is endowed with G Girl powers.

Actually, all of the interest of this picture lies in its cast. Without them, its many funny bits would be annoying. As in The Lake House, we're served material that would be inedibly stale if gifted, intelligent actors weren't fully inhabiting their parts. Just as Sandra Bullock' ability to sigh with an earnestness that makes questioning the physics of a time-traveling correspondence seem hugely beside the point is absolutely essential to keep that very point out of the film's way, so it is with Uma Thurman's busy face. My Super Ex-Girlfriend may not be Ms Thurman's most important film, but even Shakespeare wouldn't give her a more comprehensive chance to show off her chops. She is helped (as Ms Bullock is helped by her leading man) by Luke Wilson's firm inhabitation of his stock persona, the slightly-above-average nice-guy-but-still-a-guy. Add a group of committed supporting actors - Anna Faris, Rainn Wilson, and Eddie Izzard (and let's not forget Wanda Sykes!) - and you've got an ensemble that only a truly botched screenplay could smother. Even Teddy Castelucci's deliriously bombastic score, which seems to have been written for some other kind of movie, can't spoil the fun.

Trust me when I say that questions raised by the trailer are all quite neatly, even ingeniously solved. I don't think you'll see the solution coming, but if you do, you'll just be more relaxed about enjoying the show. After all, what we have here is a heroine, or perhaps a "heroine," who confesses that it was because she "knew" that her boyfriend would come back to her that she didn't kill him. Sounds like something a spider might say - at least until you remember the things that she did do to him. Are men right to fear strong and capable women? Are superpowers unsuited to volatile female nature? (Ask that question in the wrong bar, and you'll get your clock cleaned.) Let's just say that My Super Ex-Girlfriend gives a delightful new twist to the meaning of "left holding the bag."

Visually, My Super Ex-Girlfriend behaves like a stretch limo of prom-goers in from Merrick, Long Island, for the night. It cannot get enough of Manhattan. This is where Mr Castelucci's music is particularly fatuous: the producers seem to be glorying in the city not as it exists but as something that they thought up all by themselves. New York! New York! The movie could have taken place anywhere, but recent evidence suggests that Chicago is reserved for utterly realistic romances, while, in LA, nobody ever really connects. San Francisco's film commission requires car chases, and if you haven't got an ethnic-conflict angle you won't be welcome in Boston. And, as The Wedding Crashers showed once and for all, Washington is a party town. I'm convinced that most Americans don't believe that New York City really exists, even when they're crossing Times Square after dark or sagging on the steps of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. That unbelievable city has never been more adoringly captured on film. All it needs is Tinkerbelle. Come to think of it, Ms Thurman does a pretty good job of updating the Tinkerbelle concept.

July 21, 2006

Critics and Mass Audiences

In the Times on Tuesday, film critic A O Scott ventured a defense of his profession, in the teeth of the massive popularity of a movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, that he and his colleagues have, shall we say, not praised.

For the second time this summer, then, my colleagues and I must face a frequently — and not always politely — asked question: What is wrong with you people? I will, for now, suppress the impulse to turn the question on the moviegoing public, which persists in paying good money to see bad movies that I see free. I don’t for a minute believe that financial success contradicts negative critical judgment; $500 million from now, “Dead Man’s Chest” will still be, in my estimation, occasionally amusing, frequently tedious and entirely too long.

Having seen this movie's predecessor, I'm certain that Mr Scott's evaluation of the sequel is dead-on. But I thought that, if he wouldn't turn the question on the moviegoing public, I would. Why do masses of people enjoy movies that critics find at least "frequently tedious"? Why doesn't everybody find such movies tedious? Boring is boring, no?

No. Not at all. What could be more boring than a performance of Parsifal for someone hitherto unexposed to opera? To Wagner? To Parsifal itself, for heaven's sake? This is one kind of "boring." It's the "nothing's happening" objection of people who don't know, bless their souls, what kind of "happening" to expect. As a rule, intelligent people can be taught what to look for, and the odds are that, if they're at all musical, they'll respond with enthusiasm and train themselves to pay attention to the details. This is the kind of "boring," then, that is dissipated by education. It is what keeps the arts and ideas alive.

Education, clearly, has nothing to do with savoring the pleasures of Dead Man's Chest, such as they are. Johnny Depp's burlesque in the leading role is undoubtedly delightful, and its contrast probably makes Orlando Bloom's leaden performance unintentionally funny. But what about the "frequently tedious" bits? Is there something that the critics are missing, something that they ought to learn, the better to appreciate the film? Hardly. Their "boring" stems from knowing exactly where to look but not finding anything there. Is the audience finding something interesting somewhere else? No: the audience is not paying attention.

Critics are people who are paid to pay attention. All the time, to every detail. The audience is under no such obligation. For the audience, "it's only a movie." There's no law against letting your mind wander - if you're young, you'll be having a lot of trouble preventing it from wandering. If the movie ceases momentarily to merit your attention, that's no biggie. When it's time to pay attention again, the movie will let you know.

And there are levels of attentiveness. Critics are expected to pay full attention. Ordinary viewers can pay just enough attention to keep track of the story. For regular people, for the mass audience that flocks to pay to see the film, a motion picture is not an artistic unit, with a beginning, a middle, and an end, composed of coherent parts. No. A movie is a series of moments, some of them okay, some of them really exciting, some of them funny, and so forth. When the series itself is interesting, as happens in great popular entertainment, then many people, not just critics, will come away with the sense of a powerful whole, but that experience is not really necessary to the enjoyment of a movie. (This would explain the popularity of kung-fu movies, which are comprised almost exclusively of climaxes.) The enjoyment of a movie requires little more than a darkened auditorium, a moderately comfortable seat, a synchronized audience on the noise front, and working eyes and ears. That's it.

A problem in all the arts, but one that is most acute in the movies, is that first-class work can have a mass appeal, even though relatively few are equipped to analyze its greatness. This is an inconvenient truth, because a great deal of first-class work will never have a mass appeal, while a great deal of utter junk will. The respective circles of "critics" and "mass audiences" do not broadly overlap, but if they didn't overlap at all, there would be no quarreling about boobs and elitists.

Oh, I almost forgot. There is one thing that is very hard, possibly impossible, to learn, and that is how to overlook, temporarily, what you've learned. Once you've been schooled to give something your full attention, trying not do to so triggers alarms of guilt and irritation. That's why it's dangerous to learn about art and ideas. You might be compelled to live among people who have no time for either.

July 20, 2006

Notes from a Summer Afternoon

It's no longer as beastly outside as it was a few days ago, but it's still pretty canicular. I let little household tasks pile up, unwilling to spend even a minute doing something sweat-making instead of sitting beside a fan. The apartment feels a bit airless, so I for one am hoping for a downpour tonight or tomorrow: I'll open the windows and let in some fresh nitrogen.

It was bearable enough to walk to McDonald's for a weekly fix, the real objective being to visit the Video Room a few doors further down Third Avenue and pick something to watch while doing the ironing. Much as I love being thought of as a perfectly idle, meditative sort, I have to tell you that the pillowcase stuffed with damp napkins and handkerchiefs has been bothering me since Saturday, when I got Kathleen to run them through the wash. So to bribe myself into making it go away, I rented A Cock and Bull Story, Michael Winterbottom's fantasia on themes from Tristram Shandy. This was my introduction to the amazing talent of Steve Coogan - shame on you for not telling me about him. Certainly no more apt novel could be chosen as the base for a movie about making movies; as it's fashionable to say these days, Tristram Shandy is the first post-modern novel. Making a movie is just about as non-linear as Sterne's digressive novel, and no one knows what the finished product will look like. (Not that I know what I'm talking about here.) Gillian Anderson is particularly fetching, both in costume and in mufti - I'd have been happy to see more of her.

I saved the ironing for the next feature, A Good Woman, a used copy of which I bought, sight unseen. How bad could a snazzy adaptation of Lady Windermere's Fan, with Helen Hunt, Scarlett Johansson, and Tom Wilkinson be? I can imagine that not everyone is going to love the American actresses playing mother and daughter, but I'm a big fan of Helen Hunt's sharpness, and Scarlett Johansson is a guilty pleasure. A Good Woman is studded, of course, with plenty of Oscar Wilde's best aphorisms, such as Mrs Erlynne's observation that when most people speak of "an experience," they're really talking about "a mistake." (The line is actually Cecil Graham's in the play: "Experience is the name Tuppy gives to his mistakes.")

There was still plenty of ironing when A Good Woman ended, so I cracked open the DVD, newly received, of Series II of Mapp and Lucia. This is weaker than the first series, but still great fun, and of course it's almost unbearable to watch Mapp and Major Benjy enjoy married bliss.

Fun Home

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With Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic, Alison Bechdel has convinced me that the term "graphic novel" is not an oxymoron. Without naming names, I'll just say that none of the other exemplars of this genre amounted, in my view, to more than a stunt. None of them seemed adult enough to merit association with conventional novels. Chris Ware's work has much more in common with cinema than it does with prose fiction; it's frozen film.

Technically, Fun Home is a memoir, not a novel. But it utilizes the narrative techniques of fiction. Its structure reminds me somewhat of that of Sophie's Choice. A handful of facts are established early, and then the gaps between them are filled in, culminating in a climactic recognition for the reader as well as for the narrator. The motion of the story is recursive, and with each pass the retrieved material takes on a deeper richness. Finally, there is Ms Bechdel's very firm grasp of her motifs. Where other entrants in this field do not appear to have done very much reading, it's clear that Alison Bechdel has had a thoroughgoing literary education. Indeed, her linkages to Proust and Joyce are completely successful, not for a moment appliquéd. Her craftmanship is astonishing.

I'm astonished and I'd like to remain astonished for a little while....

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July 19, 2006

In the Book Review

In which we have a look at this week's New York Times Book Review.

Fiction & Poetry

Seamus Heaney's new collection of poems, District and Circle, gets a nice review from fellow poet Brad Leithauser. Sympathetic and favorable, it begins with a paragraph about judging poets by their approach to rhyme, and goes on to suggest that Mr Heaney's rough rhymes (of which, unfortunately, he provides no examples) correspond eloquently to the Irish topography that is never far from his verse.

Heaney has always had a gift for recounting chance encounters, poignant little anecdotes. His voice carries the authenticity and believability of the plainspoken - even though (herein his magic) his words are anything but plainspoken. His stanzas are dense echo chambers of contending nuances and ricocheting sounds. And his is the gift of saying something extraordinary while, line by line, conveying a sense that this is something an ordinary person might actually say. 

In fiction, two novels, both of South American extraction, get full-page treatment, while two novels with academic settings get reviews that share a page. And then there's Andrew Sean Greer's puzzling review of Voodoo Heart: Stories, by Scott Snyder. Mr Greer believes that the collection consists of two remarkably inventive stores and five workmanlike ones.

Snyder's true talent is revealed when he lets his imagination soar. In the final story, a young man, barnstorming his way across the Midwest, finds a runaway bride in his biplane. When he sits with her by a campfire and they invent a fictional account of their courtship and wedding - "you took my hand and we went out the bedroom window and climbed down the rain gutter together" - they transport us to the beautiful, quiet, darkened room of the best fiction. The sound of traffic disappears and time flows away and we're in the middle of that primal American narrative: the invention of the self. We read on to see if the runaway will really climb out on that airplane's wing. And when she does - "a pretty girl in a blue dress, head thrown back, the wind in her hair as she passed overhead" - the moment is pure ecstasy.

Sympathetic reviews are effective because they enter into the quality of their subject matter and so share it with the review's reader. As William H Gass says in his essay about Gertrude Stein's Three Lives (in  The Temple of Texts), quality cannot be reported. But it can be captured and presented. The paragraph that I've just quoted indicates to me that neither Mr Snyder nor Mr Greer is a writer about whom I want to know more, but that's the point. The selfsame paragraph may leap out appealingly at you.

Hugo Lindgren's review of the latest Manhattan prep school nightmare, Academy X, by Andrew Trees, is almost funny.

The first 10 or 20 pages, chockablock with strained humor and banal pronouncements..., were so dreadful that getting through this rather thin novel suddenly felt like a homework assignment from hell.

Nevertheless, Mr Lindgren

wolfed down the last 100 pages in under an hour, and though I did not feel particularly well-nourished as I closed the book, I did have the strength to live myself off the couch.

Lisa Zeider is a lot harder on Lawrence Douglas's The Catastrophist. The novel is about an art historian who, like the author, specializes in Holocaust memorials, and Ms Zeidner all but states that Mr Douglas's academic work on the subject is more interesting than the novel.

But while Daniel has his moments of dry wit ... , all the female characters, including the one whose native language is German, sound pretty much alike, and it's hard to imagine what they would see in this nail-biting narcissist.

Liesl Schillinger's review of Marie Arana's Cellophane and Pico Iyer's review of Turing's Delirium, by Edmundo Paz Soldan (translated by Lisa Carter) share a strange squint-forcing glare that I can only attribute to efforts to place these novels in the context of Latin American literature generally and in relation to magical realism in particular. Mr Iyer, while trying to show how the Bolivian Mr Paz Soldan has left magical realism behind, manages to make Turing's Delirium sound too virtual and paranoiac to be any less strange than fiction by Gabriel García Marquez. Ms Schillinger, far more sympathetic to her book, attempts to summarize Ms Arana's very strange story about an engineer who takes his family into the Peruvian jungle in order to set up a Cellophane factory, but ends up making it sound overwrought. Her review is perhaps tellingly entitled "A Wilderness of Mud."

Nonfiction

The cover of this week's review shows the head of Henry Ward Beecher, and my first thought was "Do I have to"? There's something so unappealing about Beecher's clenched jaw, sad eyes, and straying white hair that I read the pendant review very much under duress. According to Michael Kazin, The Most Famous Man in America: The Biography of Henry Ward Beecher, by Debby Applegate, is an exception to the rule that "[f]ew great preachers in American history have been well served by their biographers." His review, however, makes a case for regarding The Most Famous Man as a masterwork in American studies - as much about Beecher's America as about the man himself. A whoppingly successful preacher brought low by an adultery trial, Beecher was one of the principal manufacturers of the mush of American Christianity.

Whenever you hear a sentimental sermon - whatever the preacher's denomination, race or political leanings - echoes from Beecher's Plymouth Church are actually ringing in your ears.

Richard Labunski serves up another slice of American history in James Madison and the Struggle for the the Bill of Rights, but Gary Rosen is unimpressed by the attempt to put the famously reticent and cerebral Madison at the center of a lively story. And he's not sure that Mr Labunski truly understands his subject.

But was passage of the Bill of Rights equally "pivotal"? Labunski plainly thinks so, but Madison did not. For him, amendments were largely a means to an end, a way to secure popular support for the new government, whose powers he was determined to preserve. Of Madison's view that "parchment barriers" were unlikely to stop an oppressive government or majority, Labunski is dismissive.

On the United States of today, German journalist Josef Joffe has written Überpower: The Imperial Tempation of America. Roger Cohen doesn't care for Mr Joffe's prose style (too much alliteration), and he's not terribly sympathetic to Mr Joffe's thinking, either. This dooms his review to near meaninglessness. What are we to make of this conclusion?

Überpower is a brilliant polemic for benign American centrality, a reminder that America remains a force for good in the world. But it is an unconvincing, often irksome prescription for how that can endure?

Nor did I derive much satisfaction from Stanley Fish's review of Talking Right: How Conservatives Turned Liberalism Into a Tax-Raising, Latte-Drinking, Sushi-Eating, Volvo-Driving, New York Times-Reading, Body-Piercing, Hollywood-Loving Left Wing Freak Show, by Geoffrey Nunberg. This extremely unsympathetic review (a form of which Mr Fish is something of a master) aims to present the book's arguments while arguing against them or finding them inadequate. The result is a mean-spirited scold.

This is not to disdain the truth: in the final analysis the question of what is true and false is paramount. But Nunberg isn't offering a final analysis here, only a rhetorical and political analysis. [?] His claim that he is allied with the truth against the forces of conservative darkness may be endearing, but it is utterly unhelpful.

And so is Mr Fish's review. As if to show how to scold with style, Jennifer Senior, writing on Friendship: An Exposé, by Joseph Epstein, asks, "How interesting can the observations of a man who avoids such entanglements be?" and then answers, "not so very." I'm afraid that my own disappointment with Mr Epstein's Snobbery infected my reading of Ms Senior's review, but I still think that she cites enough examples of Mr Epstein's retrograde mentality to show that Friendship is a book written about the Fifties, not about today. It's all right to be unsympathetic toward books that have so little raison d'être.

Alan Light gives John Strausbaugh's Black Like You: Insult & Imagination in American Popular Culture a sensitive review - sensitive, that is, to the hot-button associations that blackface minstrelsy has (rightly) taken on, after decades of condescending cluelessness. Although he believes that "[t]oo much of Black Like You is taken up with Strausbaugh's railings against multiculturalism and the language police," he concludes that

the contribution made by Black Like You far outweighs any disputes about its details. Strausbaugh has taken a disturbing piece of American cultural history and illustrated the ways that this music, for better and for worse, helped shape our world. As these songs performed for white audiences by white men painted black, based on songs sung by black men that might have been written by white men, gained popularity, he writes, "the question of whether minstrelsy was white or black music was moot. It was a mix, a mutt - that is it was American music."

In Iran Awakening: A Memoir of Revolution and Hope, Nobel Peace Prize winner Shirin Ebadi writes (with Azadeh Moaveni) of disillusionment and worse in an apparently moving account of her career as a former Iranian judge who participated in the Islamic Revolution but soon found that women's equality with men was not an operating principle of the new regime. Laura Secor's review is very sympathetic, and furnishes abundant quotations.

What we do get is a complex and moving portrait of a life lived in truth, as Vaclav Havel would put it, within the stultifying confines of a political system intended to compel passivity. Ebadi is well aware of the compromises forced on her as she works to curb the Islamic legal system's worst excesses.

Edward Rothstein disagrees with the late Edward Said's thesis in On Late Style: Music and Literature Against the Grain, a posthumous essay cobbled together by critic Michael Wood from lectures delivered in London and classes taught at Columbia. But he does so so gracefully that one engages with the book, if only to take part in a conversation about beautiful music.

Late style, Said suggests, expresses a sense of being out of place and time: it is a rejection of what is being offered. But listen to Beethoven or Strauss or Gould: the music is more like a discovery of place. That place is different from where one started; it may not even be what was once expected or desired. But it is there, in resignation and fulfillment, that late works take their stand, where even exile meets its end.

[I must say that I was surprised by Mr Rothstein's failure to object to Mr Said's writing of Mozart's "late style." In Mozart's case, any "lateness" was purely fortuitous. Mozart did not die resigned and fulfilled; he died of overwork and something like mania. He was holding on to life a little too hard.]

Tara McKelvey reviews five books in a Nonfiction Chronicle

The Mighty and the Almighty: Reflections on America, God, and World Affairs, by Madeline Albright with Bill Woodward. "Her positions and reasoned and enlightened - though hardly surprising - but at times the prose evokes a Center for American Progress special report and, on other occasions, a United Nations fact sheet, filled with bland quotations, rhetorical questions and, tragically, Yeats paraphrased: 'It is when the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity that things fall apart.' At this point, even a supporter of her views may wonder: Is nothing sacred?"

The Whiskey Rebellion: George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, and the Frontier Rebels Who Challenged America's Newfound Sovereignty, by William Hogeland. The author "fails to make the case that the battle should have been fought - especially since the tax was repealed in 1802, 11 years after the rebellion began. Still, he conjures up a lively post-Revolutionary War world where everybody - man, woman and child - drinks hard liquor 'at all times of day'..."

Doolitle, by Ben Sisario. "A friend of mine once had a girlfriend who kept a careful diary. 'Never has so much been written about so little,' he'd say. You could say that about Doolittle, too, an entire book devoted to a Pixies album."

The Collar: A Year of Striving and Faith Inside a Catholic Seminary, by Jonathan Englert. Of Mr Englert's report (he was not himself a seminarian): "His account of their spiritual journey often seems superficial and rushed - especially considering the church's teachings on patience. Yet Englert conveys the courage and selflessness of his characters, all of whom at least try to follow St Francis of Assisi's advice: 'Preach the Gospel always - if necessary, use words'."

Possible Side Effects, by Augusten Burroughs. ["TOT" = the Triumph Over Tragedy genre so popular in women's magazines] "Yet a Burroughs essay, even at its most poignant and confessional, is the anti-TOT. Unflinchingly, he gouges himself (literally and figuratively), bleeds, gets it on paper - often without a neat resolution or the genre's obligatory epiphany - and then makes you laugh. Now that's genius."

Allen St John gives Full Swing: Hits, Runs and Errors in a Writer's Life, by Ira Berkow, a warmly sympathetic review.

Full Swing is like a great ballpark conversation, where everything and anything is fair game. In the process of layering story upon story, connecting tangent to tangent, each memory marking the passage of time, Berkow reveals himself to be curious, contrarian and a steadfast champion of the underdog. You'll never look at his byline in quite the same way again.

Benjamin Kukel's Essay, "Misery Loves a Memoir," takes a jaundiced look at the popularity of memoirs these days.

So it is that we live in a rich and free country, full of striving individuals chasing comfort and distinction, whose autobiographical literature tells us that helpless addiction and passive suffering are the most meaningful experiences you can have.

 

July 18, 2006

Never Let Me Go Reading

Comment-Entry "JMK 1" has been added to the Never Let Me Go thread at Good For You.

"Russia is big..."

Well! At least on-line, the Times has forsaken its "family newspaper" primness, and quoted the Leader of the Free World as saying "shit." I haven't examined the print eidtion of the paper yet; Kathleen says that she can't find a quotation. Still.

Cenk Uygur, at the Huffington Post, calls the president a "third grader," because of his "Russia's big and so is China" line. The sad truth is that Mr Bush is an oil-patch Texan. You cannot imagine the insular arrogance of oil-patch Texans. You have to hear them talk. Mr Bush has done us the favor of opening a window on his world. Listening to the MP3 clip gave me a jolt - I thought I was eavesdropping at the River Oaks Country Club.

Demagoguery

The Times reported yesterday that radio station WNYC is about to vacate the premises in the Municipal Building that it has occupied since 1924, thus finalizing its separation from city government. In his story about the move, Glenn Collins quotes our own local Rambo, Curtis Sliwa, the populist host of a program at WABC.

"If you have a blue collar or no collar, and you listen to WNYC, you're going to turn the dial because you know they aren't talking to you; they speak the language of the suites, not the language of the streets."

Mr Sliwa's wordplay may be clever, but it's deeply wrong. The idea that all educated people share a certain political outlook is sheer nonsense, and I would venture that most of WNYC's listeners regard "the suites" with hostility even greater than Mr Sliwa's contempt. I don't know where else one might find local discussions in support of raising the minimum wage and in general improving the lot of Mr Sliwa's colored collars.

There ought to be a name for this maneuver - this dismissal of all educated conversation as "elitist," in the sense of being unconcerned about "the real world." It's the worst sort of demagoguery, not so much because it misidentifies college grads as the enemy of "ordinary" people but because it suggests that education itself is a sort of toxic transformative process. Get an education, it implies, and you'll be ruined for regular life. In fact, it is the lack of education that is toxic. To be an adult in our society without the resources that a college education opens up is to be hobbled by mental malnutrition. Tr