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November 30, 2006

Never Let Me Go, now on schedule

Moving at a pace that would make a snail look like a Z Car (does anybody remember that joke?), the group re-reading of Kazuo Ishiguro's Never Let Me Go over at Good For You has languished recently, largely because, in devising what I think of as the Daily Blague's daily specials, I quite neglected other undertakings. Now I hope to advance the project with at least one entry toward the end of each week.

Never Let Me Go is an amazing re-read. Knowing exactly where the story is going, I can see how Mr Ishiguro manages to get us there while systematically withholding information. Because the novel is told by a sensible but apparently artless young woman, and is largely devoid of impressive literary effect, it is easy to underestimate. The tone of Never Let Me Go is more straightforward than that of any other of Mr Ishiguro's book, but the narrative is certainly no simpler. Following it closely shows it to be laid out with the greatest care.

Archangel

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Anyone curious to see Daniel Craig in action, without supporting the military-indoBroccoli complex, ought to run out and rent Archangel, Jon Jones's film of Robert Harris's 1998 novel of the same name. (I read it.) The BBC production only rarely betrays its origins in television, and the length - just under two hours - also suggests a feature film's crispness. The production is, overall, dandy.

Archangel is about (did I say that?) the possibility that Stalin fathered a carefully-bred child child, a son who was quietly nurtured in the rough countryside outside the eponymous Arctic port that, contrary to the film's say-so, was not built by Peter the Great (Elizabethan merchants did business there). Daniel Craig plays Kelso, an American historian who finds himself drawn into a carefully woven plot that will rely on his credibility as a Westerner to burnish the Stalin legend. Perhaps because he has the sense to figure this out pretty quickly, he keeps his life; a suave Russian intelligence chief (Alexei Diakov) and a bruyant American cable reporter (Gabriel Macht) are not so lucky. Yekaterina Rednikova plays the smart girl who helps Kelso out, and she's terrific, one part Rachel McAdams, one part Sally Field, and one part gifted Russian actress whose English it is a pleasure to hear. Archangel is the best English-language Russian noir since Gorky Park, and it's almost as good, which is saying a lot.

Solipsism

If I hate to wait, it's not mere impatience to have what I want when I want it. It's a long experience of things going awry during the waiting period, or turning out to be all wrong when the waiting is over. The longer the wait, the greater the chance someone will change his mind, or run out of funding, or move to California. The refrigerator will fit in the kitchen, but you won't be able to get it in there without taking the door down. Or somebody may simply find out that what you're up to is adverse to his interest, or at least come to think so. Your supporters may have a change of heart. The plane might crash. All you can do is sit there and wait

I spent hours of my childhood standing on sidewalks in front of schools, libraries, drugstores and other rendezvous, waiting for my mother to pick me up. She tended toward unapologetic lateness. As I got older, I would walk home myself from wherever it was, but I wasn't the least lazy child in history, and it took me a long time to expect that my mother would be late. That's because I erase the particulars of such passively dull unpleasantness the minute it's over. I'll be frantic, for example, while I wait to hear that Kathleen's plane has landed, but as soon as I hear her voice announcing the fact, the misery evaporates without a trace. Instead of expecting my mother to be late, I expected to find out that she had abandoned me. I don't want turn up the pathos or sound like Jane Eyre, but I knew that my mother was unhappy with the person I was turning out to be. (She told me so, without realizing it. She insisted that I could be "good" - someone else, really - if I only tried.) As the quarter hours ticked by, I would grapple with the fact that my mother had Had It. I could go back where I came from. Where I came from was very dim in my mind, a vaguely forbidding institution along the lines of the orphanage in Mighty Joe Young. But I knew that I did not come from her.  

Unhappily, I think, I grew up to be a thin-skinned man who tries to pretend otherwise but whose thought patterns, when kept waiting by someone, have the look of It's-All-About-Me grandiosity. It's never that someone is running late, but rather that someone is not coming at all. A tumbler has fallen in that someone's mind, and now he or she sees me as the domineering, asphyxiating, high-strung and entitled chatterbox that accords with my own private picture of Dorian Gray. Of course I'm going to be stood up! I'd stand me up!

And then, amazingly, the friendly face approaches, the kind email appears in my inbox, and I forget concocting an imaginary aversion so fierce that it put me at the dead center of someone else's life.  

November 28, 2006

In the Book Review

In which we have a look at this week's New York Times Book Review.

Fiction & Poetry

This week, David Kirby writes one of the best poetry reviews that I've ever read, covering Galway Kinnell's Strong Is Your Hold. The review gives a vivid sense of the poet's aesthetic, and, in passing, offers a fantastically useful taxonomy:

Whitman’s exactly the right patron for a poet like Kinnell. While contemporaries as different as John Ashbery, W. S. Merwin, Gary Snyder and Mark Strand all write a tighter, more gnomic line of the kind Emily Dickinson is famous for, Kinnell, like Allen Ginsberg, Donald Hall, Philip Levine and Gerald Stern, prefers to lasso poetry’s errant dogies with the long, floppy line that Whitman used, a line that sometimes misses its target, but what the hell — that loose charm is part of the appeal of Whitman and his followers to boot.

Mr Kirby notes that the book comes with a CD, on which Mr Kinnell reads "in a steady, pleasant voice." Sold!

Reading Liesl Schillinger's enthusiastic review of Thomas Pynchon's Against the Day, I had to bang my head a bit to dispel the dissonance of Michiko Kakutani's thorough panning in Books of the Times, the newspaper's daily feature.

Thomas Pynchon's new novel, ''Against the Day,'' reads like the sort of imitation of a Thomas Pynchon novel that a dogged but ungainly fan of this author's might have written on quaaludes. It is a humongous, bloated jigsaw puzzle of a story, pretentious without being provocative, elliptical without being illuminating, complicated without being rewardingly complex.

Quaaludes! Have mercy, Michiko! Ms Schillinger's excellent review, however, makes it clear to me why I would have no patience for a book that she clearly likes. 

Lovers of the detective genre might find echoes of Conan Doyle’s peculiar American coal-mine-country intrigue, “The Valley of Fear”; fans of Horatio Alger will spot nods to by-your-own-bootstraps nostalgia; P. G. Wodehouse fanatics will be amazed to discover abundant Woosterish scenes peopled by wacky Brits (they belong to an esoteric society called True Worshippers of the Ineffable Tetractys, or T.W.I.T.); sci-fi and fantasy devotees will find homages to Jules Verne, Robert Heinlein and H. G. Wells (“Walloping Wellsianism!” a character cries); comics junkies will think of Neil Gaiman; admirers of “adult” fiction will savor salacious tangles redolent of Tom Robbins; and western aficionados can revel in tales of vigilantism, vendetta and heartbreak in rugged Western mining towns and old Mexico.

Conan Doyle and Wodehouse aside, this is a roster of writers - of kinds of writing - in which I have no interest. And I would not care to read a novel that reminded me of the two authors whom I do like; I should rather just read them. Ms Schillinger quotes enough from the novel to put me off my lunch. So much for this week's cover story.

Jean-Claude Carrière's Please, Mr Einstein (translated by John Brownjohn) gets a good review from Dennis Overbye, whose most recent book is Einstein in Love: A Scientific Romance. Mr Overbye lays out the novel's concept -

In a room somewhere in a building outside of time, for reasons he doesn’t quite understand, Albert Einstein sits and works on his universal plan, plays his violin, puffs a pipe and fends off an outraged Isaac Newton, among other visitors. Into this scene comes an unnamed young woman with a tape recorder, which might or might not work under these circumstances — her watch apparently doesn’t — intent on getting an interview.

- and then, having assured us that the book "far exceeded my meager expectations," he samples some of its pleasures.

Robert F Worth makes The Anchor Book of Modern Arabic Fiction, edited by Denys Johnson-Davies ("perhaps the most distinguished Arabic-to-English translator now living"), sound like an absolutely indispensable book for any serious humanist. He notes that the tradition of Arabic fiction is not particularly old, and also points out that big differences between written and spoken Arabic pose a preliminary literary challenge that every writer must meet in the most suitable way.  

Inevitably, politics play a role in some of the stories, often for the worse; self-righteousness and melodrama seem to come with this turf. This is true not just of fiction touching on Palestine and the Lebanese civil war but on women’s rights. Two stories by Nawal El Saadawi, an Egyptian who moved to the United States in the 1990s, are angry rants against Muslim treatment of women, and they are among the few stories in the book where an author appears to be playing to a Western audience. (It is worth noting, in this context, that the readership for serious fiction in the Arab world remains tiny by comparison with the West.)

Finally, Elsa Dixler rounds up five novels for a Fiction Chronicle.

From A Crooked Rib, by Nuruddin Farah. "...a young writer's novel, with an intermittently shaky point of view and language that can be awkward, but it demonstrates Farah's extraordinary ability to enter the consciousness of an unsophisticated woman."

Exiles in America, by Christopher Bram. "Bram's novel grapples with big issues - passion versus reason, the nature of marriage, the intersection of private and public lives - but its well-made plot is slowed by lots of talking and by Zack's many ruminations."

Disobedience, by Naomi Alderman. "Although the novel's plot is somewhat creaky and its climax seems contrived, the strength of this insular congregation is clearly conveyed." For my very different take, click here.

Piece of Work, by Laura Zigman. "In this novel, apparently, it is possible for a mother to have it all."

Famous Writers School, by Stephen Carter. "A clever satire, Famous Writers School consists of the correspondence between Wendell and his pupils. Oblivious Wendell is a truly terrible writer - his stories are laugh-out-loud awful - and his advice is deliciously wrong-headed, tone-deaf and pretentious."

Nonfiction

This week's nonfiction is either biographical or, in the case of three books denouncing Ann Coulter, rantographical. Frank Lloyd Wright, Colin Powell, Gore Vidal and Jane Goodall are the subjects of four new biographies, or, in Gore Vidal's case, memoir.

Nicolai Ourousoff is not impressed by The Fellowship: The Untold Story of Frank Lloyd Wright and the Taliesin Fellowship, by Roger Friedland and Harold Zellman.

The authors’ biggest insight, if you want to call it that, is that creative geniuses can also be abusive and self-absorbed. Their second biggest insight is that, isolated for years on end in the countryside, healthy, hard-bodied young men end up having a lot of sex, sometimes with one another.

Beyond the gossip, “The Fellowship” is packed with the tired clichés that have dogged architects for centuries: the leaky roofs, unchecked narcissism and total disregard for clients. The implication is that since Wright was a bad man, his work must contain, somewhere deep in its core, a corrupting antisocial gene. Taking an absurdly simplistic view of both the inner workings of the creative mind and of early-20th-century American cultural life, “The Fellowship” would be more fun if it weren’t also so predictable.

The final kiss-off is even deadlier: "Unfortunately, the notion that contradictory qualities can coexist in the same man seems beyond the authors' grasp.

Christopher Hitchens is tetchy about Point to Point Navigation: A Memoir, 1964-2006, the sequel to Gore Vidal's Palimpsest, owing more, I suspect, to the botheration of meeting a word count than to the smallish flaws that he ticks off. Point to Point Navigation, Mr Hitchens writes,

is almost chaste in its recollections, is concerned mainly with the doings of other people and bears an imposing portrait of a silvery old lion in winter . A flippant working title for it, we learn, was "Between Obituaries," and indeed, a roll call of deaths and funerals among contemporaries is set down with a blend of melancholy and relish: "Just as I decided that I was done with obituaries the pope and Saul Bellow die." The confusion of tenses there is revealing in itself.

Michael Lewis is quietly derisive about Soldier: The Life of Colin Powell, by Karen DeYoung. Taking up a passage in which Ms DeYoung describes the young Powell's attraction to military uniforms, Mr Lewis suggests,

A less sympathetic biographer might have seized on this point in Powell’s character — a perhaps excessive interest in the surface of things — turned it into a weapon and run him through with it. DeYoung, an associate editor at The Washington Post, offers it up more mercifully as just another of Powell’s personality traits, to be set incongruously beside his courage, ambition, humor, evasiveness, charm, calculation and decency. It’s not that she is entirely uncritical; it’s just that she is blessed with the ability to see through her subject and forgive him for the view. She’s written a portrait of Powell that is as revealing as it can be and remain flattering, and as flattering as it can be and remain revealing. And she’s written it very well.

What Mr Lewis derides is the image of Colin Powell as a noble soldier trapped by loyalty. In the Mr Lewis's eyes, Mr Powell "wasn't a soldier. He was a wily old political hand." Although the word "opportunist" does not appear in the review, it always seems to lurk around the corner.

Deborah Blum is mostly pleased about Jane Goodall: The Woman Who Redefined Man, by Dale Peterson.

Fortunately, the biography transcends its rather awestruck beginning and grows, detail by detail, into an absorbing portrait. At its best, it provides a remarkable account of what a person can accomplish through courage and self-sacrifice — and a reminder of how few of us are willing to commit our lives to such an extent. Whether Goodall really “redefined man,” as the book’s subtitle asserts, may be open to debate, but there’s no doubt that she powerfully redefined the way we see our fellow primates.

Ms Blum, who won a Pulitzer Prize in 1992 for her writing about primate research, complains that the biography is short on "introspection and personal analysis," but she clearly forgives this shortcoming.

Jacob Heilbrunn is dismissive of the three Ann Coulter books: Soulless: Ann Coulter and the Right-Wing Church of Hate, by Susan Estrich; Brainless: The Lies and Lunacy of Ann Coulter, by Joe Maguire; and I Hate Ann Coulter!, by "Unanimous." You've got to love this:

While Coulter has skillfully disseminated such nonsense, her detractors supply no evidence that she has ever had an original thought. And they can’t. Instead of exposing Coulter as a mortal threat to the Republic, the only thing they expose is their own credulity. In the end, these witless little books don’t puncture the Coulter myth. They inflate it.

Henry Alford's Essay, "Name That Book," is really a multiple-choice test, about titles and subtitles that might have been, that you will probably not do very well on. So don't waste your time trying to guess the correct answer; just head for the answers, which, conveniently, are not printed upside-down.

What Do You Think?

Before settling down to work this morning, I followed an interesting link from Joe.My.God, and the result is a new group of photoblogs on my roster. Have a look! But by all means don't miss this incredible shot from Travis Ruse's site. I just can't get over the two cops, leaning against the upright beam with a symmetry befitting Castor and Pollux.

Late last night and early this morning, I read the December issue of Vanity Fair, which of course went to bed before Election Day. Surprisingly, the wonder-who-will-win note struck in many of the articles doesn't seem benighted. We can only hope that Michael Wolff is right when, having written off Rummy, he predicts that Henry Kissinger will "urge" the President to get rid of his Extravagantly Unattractive Vice President and replace him with John McCain. Intéressant.

Anyway, now that the elections are over, we can take up more benign controversies, such as Jason Kottke's new glasses. Follow the link to Flick'r and see which camp you're in: are the frames edgy or girly? And would you say that Mr Kottke has a round face? I sure wouldn't. Don't miss the comment that advises him to grow a Mohawk and "pierce everything."

The American Pilot, at MTC's Stage II

The American Pilot, David Greig's new play, is a remarkable piece of work, and MTC Artistic Director Lynne Meadow has done a bang-up job of directing it. I don't think I'd seen any of the cast members before, and most of them had not appeared on Broadway, but they were all super, and I expect to see more of them. As I say perhaps too often, one of the pleasures of frequenting the New York theatre is the chance to see actors routinely tackle wildly different roles, something not quite a handful of Hollywood actors are allowed to do.

The story is simple. An American Pilot (Aaron Staton) crashes his plane in a remote Eurasian village that is under the control of a guerilla opposition. The government...

Continue reading about The American Pilot aux Champignons at Portico.

November 27, 2006

Not Up to Speed

Crawling out from under a heap of Timeses, I rub my eyes and vacantly survey the scene. That's what I do every Monday, but not in public; as a rule, I'll have written up a book for Monday publication. The cupboard is bare today, however. There are several books in my to-write-up pile, but they all seem to be somewhat challenging. Take Measuring the World, for example - the book by Daniel Kehlmann that I read in St Croix. Perhaps because I haven't read much Pynchon, I haven't read anything quite like Measuring the World. When it wasn't making me laugh, it was at least making me smile. But a good deal of sleight-of-hand is involved, and I haven't figured how its tricks work. How does a brisk narrative whose surface is characterized by a childlike intensity of gaze upon the manifest present, as well as by a brusque, deadpan humor that I take to be peculiarly German - how does such a narrative convey the illusion of cosmic scope? When I can answer that question, I'll write up Mr Kehlmann's novel.  

In today's Times, there's an Op-Ed piece by Richard A Shweder that I found provocative. Entitled "Atheists Agonistes," the piece considers the recent spate of aggressively atheistical books, by such writers as Daniel Dennett and Richard Dawkins. Mr Shweder notes that the famously tolerant John Locke warned against tolerating atheists. Here's Locke, as quoted in the essay:

Promises, covenants and oaths, which are the bonds of human societies, can have no hold upon an atheist. The taking away of God, though but even in thought, dissolves all.

Locke's interest in "promises, covenants and oaths" marks him as a man who has not entirely moved out of the feudal atmosphere that, while thin, had not altogether evaporated by the end of the seventeenth century. He doesn't believe that an individual can make a calculated, self-interested decision to honor his commitments, reasoning that this is not only the most prudent but the simplest policy to adopt. I am always surprised to find that there are very bright people who behave well because they fancy that God is looking over their shoulder, because I would loathe such a God with Satan's rage, and probably take up a life of evil. This is not to say that I am an atheist. I don't happen to believe in a God, but I also don't profess to know the first thing about the possibility that God exists. The matter is actually of no earthly interest to me - and I have no unearthly interests. This makes it easier to agree with Mr Shweder's conclusion:

Instead of waging intellectual battles over the existence of god(s), those of us who live in secular society might profit by being slower to judge others and by trying very hard to understand how it is possible for John Locke and our many atheist friends to continue to gaze at each other in such a state of mutual misunderstanding.

 

November 26, 2006

At My Kitchen Table: The Club Sandwich

Of the club sandwich on white toast with mayonnaise I sing, O muse - and why can't the general public get a good one in New York City? Is it the "club"? Do you have to work at one in order to understand what's wanted?

It would seem so. For six days in a row last week, I had a delicious club sandwich for lunch. The Buccaneer Beach Hotel, across the harbor from Christiansted, USVI, may be neither snooty nor stuffy, but it is very much the same sort of resort to which my parents liked to repair fifty years ago, and notwithstanding myriad advances on the modcons front - not to mention seismic shifts in the dress code - the ancient secrets of the club sandwich have been preserved. It was only on the day of departure that I didn't consume every last morsel - we had but ten minutes in which to eat before hopping into a taxi to the airport. Confronting, day after day, the concrete realization of a Platonic ideal inevitably provoked reflections upon the theory and practice of the club sandwich. In the hope that you, dear reader, will migrate to Manhattan and pursue a culinary career in one of the coffee shops across the street, I will share my thoughts.

The club sandwich is a tricky confection of bacon, turkey, lettuce and tomato. lubricated by mayonnaise, mounted on three, not two, slices of toasted bread, and cut into diagonal quarters secured by toothpicks. If we begin by contemplating its raucous backstairs sibling, the BLT, we see at once how important it is that the turkey in a club sandwich be moist and sliced very thin. For the turkey is not just "more meat." As a counterfoil to the bacon's crunchiness, it must be rosily tender. The first bite of a good club sandwich makes it clear that turkey is taking the place of ham, theoretically mouthwatering but factually, in view of the bacon, de trop. In other words, the turkey in a club sandwich is ham that comes from a different animal. The slices are paper-thin so as not to detract from the crunch of the bacon and the toast.

Most living things are largely water, but tomatoes are so watery that they make the rest of us look like clay. To participate in any kind of sandwich, tomato slices must dry out a bit, lest they subvert the construction like liquid icebergs. Spending a few salted minutes on paper towels is essential. And, speaking of icebergs, let's be clear about the lettuce: only iceberg will do. Romaine, which is equally crunchy, may be ideal for Caesar salads, but it's far too bitter for what is essentially the sweetest of savory concoctions.

Even the bacon is not a no-brainer. If it is undercooked, teeth won't cut it; overcooked and brittle, it is almost as destructive as soggy tomato. The bacon must be moist (okay, greasy) enough to adhere to its neighbor, which is neither the lettuce nor the turkey, both of which lie on the other side of the middle piece of toast.

The mayonnaise must be Hellmann's. I made a club sandwich once with some leftover mayonnaise that I'd whipped up the day before for something else, and the problem was that the mayonnaise tasted really good. The mayonnaise in a club sandwich shouldn't taste at all. Its strictly supporting role is to provide a creamy solvent to an ensemble of ingredients that are either very dry (bacon, turkey, toast) or very not (lettuce, tomato).

Finally, everything must be thin. The bite of a club sandwich ought to be melting, not a tug of war. It ought to be very easy to eat, not a production that requires you to open wide and say "AHHH."

At the Buccaneer, as at a few other seaside resorts that I've been to, the club sandwich is a compound, not a mixture. It does not taste like bacon-turkey-lettuce-tomato-mayonnaise-toast. It tastes like a club sandwich, miraculously smooth and chewy at the same time. It is well worth the hell of two plane flights.

November 25, 2006

No Surprise

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast

Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

Philadelphia
The Inland North
The Midland
The South
Boston
The West
North Central
What American accent do you have?
Take More Quizzes

But I am puzzled by the last sentence. What does it mean? Is it trying to be funny?

Role Playing

This wonderfully raunchy satire would be amusing even if it weren't for the drunkenly libinous "Oh, yeah..." right in the middle, but that one line lifts the whole piece to a higher level. Now turn over.

Home

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And now we are home, safe, sound, and not too cold. For the first time ever, we passed through Customs with nothing to declare. A couple of CDs, a T-shirt for M le Neveu, two brass bangles for Kathleen. The fifth of Cutty Sark and the tin of Planters Cocktail Nuts never left the room. Neither was empty when abandoned, either.

If there's something wrong with the laptop, I don't know what it is. I plugged it in and got a dial-up connection straight away. But I won't be taking that machine anywhere again.

November 23, 2006

Thanksgiving

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As it turns out, we did not escape Thanksgiving. It's a holiday in the US Virgin Islands as well. At the Mermaid, there was a "football menu" of finger food, and chairs were arranged in front of a big screen over in a corner. There was turkey at dinner, and Kathleen actually ordered it, even though she always says that she hates turkey, and especially on Thanksgiving.

After lunch, which we had on the early side in order to avoid the football, Kathleen melted into sleep. She had entered what we call Stage II of fatigue relief. In Stage I, which occurs every weekend, Kathleen naps but is otherwise alert as usual. Stage II is reached only after several days away from home, and it never lasts long enough to wind up naturally because Kathleen can't away from the office for more than a week. While Stage II lasts, though, Kathleen is so tired that she hasn't got the energy to be anxious about how tired she is. This is very different from, and infinitely preferable to, the dark exhaustion that can overwhelm her when everyday stress becomes chronically acute. It's too bad that our time in St Croix ends tomorrow.

I'm ready to go home, though; I've had my little reboot. At dinner (at which I was one of the few gents in jacket and tie), I tried to take the measure of how much I had changed in the past two years, not because I'd set out to change but because keeping the Daily Blague (and adding to Portico) has proven to be - what? The image that comes to me now, heaven knows why, is that of the pump and filter system in a fishtank. For the first time in my life, I can get up in the morning and expect that my mind will be aerated and fresh. I will work harder than I have ever worked in my life, day after day after day, but the effect will be the opposite of draining or exhausting. While I'm mostly grateful for having stumbled upon the knack of life at last, it is more than a little sobering to look back on decades of occupational confusion. So! No more looking back.

November 22, 2006

On Vacation

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It didn't occur to me until lunch today that Meredith Willson set forth my ideal vacation regime in The Music Man. Of course, I had to change a few words.

Eat a little,

Read a little,

Eat a little,

Read a little,

Eat, Eat, Eat!

Read a lot.

Eat a little more...

It's really that simple. We did take a walk along the beach that's long enough to take a walk on. It was a slog, because the beach is not only narrow but raked. The strip of packed-down sand that accommodates normal walking is exiguous at best, and because there is no discernible tide, it is always in the last wash of the surf. While not exactly penitential, it is a far cry from the sandy highway of Coronado Beach, the best that I've ever walked. In any case, we took our exercise, and Kathleen took lots of great photos.

After lunch, there was Measuring the World to finish, and the Review review to complete. While the rest of the world frolicked, I hunched virtuously over my laptop. Well, for a little while, anyway.

In the Book Review

In which we have a look at this week's New York Times Book Review.

This week's Book Review is so entertaining that it may have undermined my critical fortitude. The issue has a non-seasonal theme, and a title to go with it: "Bad Boys, Mean Girls, Revolutionaries, Outlaws, and Beautiful Losers." It's an irresistible rubric.

Bad Boys

Not being plugged in to the deeper layers of New York's media culture, I don't know just why the Review invited filmmaker John Waters to write an appreciation of Tennessee Williams, à propos of nothing in particular, for the "Bad Boy" issue. (Ha! There's undoubtedly a career-serving à propos underneath it somewhere - and I don't necessarily mean John Waters's.) It's a sweet piece, but because it's so strong about the very things that I long ago decided that I could live without out in Williams, it doesn't inspire me to reconsider my decision that the playwright is not on my list. Perhaps the following will make my case:

Of course, I knew who Tennessee Williams was. he was a bad man because the nuns in Catholic Sunday School had told us we'd go to hell if we saw that movie he wrote, Baby Doll - the one with the great ad campaign, with Carroll Baker in the crib sucking her thumb, that made Cardinal Spellman have a nation-wide hissy fit. The same ad I clipped out of The Baltimore Sun countless times and pasted in my secret scrapbook. The movie I planned to show over and overin the fantasy dirty-movie theatre in my mind that I was going to open later in life, causing a scandal in my parents' neighborhood.

The sad truth is that John Waters is far more my type of bad boy than Tennessee Williams could ever be. Williams is quoted in the piece as having said "I've had a wonderful and terrible life and I wouldn't cry for myself. Would you?" I don't buy this bit of braggadocio - not from the author of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. I admire Mr Waters for believing it, though.

Stephen Heller's review of I, Goldstein: My Screwed Life, by Al Goldstein and Josh Alan Friedman, is electric for one reason only: Mr Heller drops the fact, by way of disclosure, that he was the first art editor of Screw - at the age of seventeen. There is really nothing that Al Goldstein can have done, in his long and picaresque exploitation of the First Amendment, that equals Mr Heller's professional precocity. But something about the review suggests that Mr Heller may have learned a thing or two about generosity from his former boss.

Goldstein, in addition to being a porn king, made an art of self-loathing. It pervades I, Goldstein, and was his most driving and destructive force. Despite his aggressively funny writing style, Goldstein doubted he was truly intelligent.

There is currently no more emphatic praise than to say of someone that he or she doubted his or her intelligence. Mr Heller may be forgiven, under the circumstances, for having much more to say about Al Goldstein than he has to say about Mr Goldstein's memoir, which is almost definitely review-proof.

Ron Powers nails Barry Miles's biography, Charles Bukowski, in one line - to which I'll add the one that follows.

Since Miles curiously offers hardly any examples of Bukowski's poetry, he is in a competition that only his subject can win. Why bother to read the biographer's endless prosaic variations on "He drowned himself in alcohol" when we have access to the master's own testimony.

Mr Powers also thinks that Howard Sounes's 1999's Charles Bukowski: Locked in the Arms of a Crazy Life is a better study. He does suggest, however, that Mr Miles writes better than he thinks he does.

Ralph Steadman, the excoriating illustrator who among other things was Hunter S Thompson's sidekick on several gonzo journalistic exploits, has given us The Joke's Over: Bruised Memories: Gonzo, Hunter S Thompson, and Me. Will Blythe notes that "For a few years in the 1970s, it did appear that insanity was a great career move," and/but concludes that "His illustrator tries to put the best possible light on the matter, but betrayed and appalled, he can't." I myself have had all photographs taken of me during the early Seventies destroyed, and I advise you to do likewise. Only the women came out of that time looking good.

Given the company, it seems almost cruel to hold up Tom Sykes against the deranged examples set by his elder betters, but the former "nightlife columnist and occasional [New York Post] Page Six [gossip] reporter at large" leaves us no choice - or at least the editors of the Review don't. What Did I Do Last Night?: A Drunkard's Tale is a title that I fell in love with on sight, because it was so nice to know that someone was asking that question, but Campbell Robertson's review is not promising - and if anybody could have sold this book, it's the blazingly clever Mr Robertson, whose own far superior gossip column in the Times was put to a stop by the Spanish Inquisition. Coming from an ordinary Times reviewer, the following sentence would be discouraging: "Sykes's book is not ambitious: there are few attempts at insight or sparking observations." But coming from Campbell Robertson, it's utterly flattening. One would spend the whole time wishing that Mr Robertson had written the book.

Mean Girls

Naturally, there aren't nearly as many girls as there are boys - only two - and while both are enthusiastically "bad," it seems unjust to label either as "mean." Courtney Love is certainly ambitious, but, far from sounding heartless, she reminds me of Jay Gatsby. It may be ridiculous to claim that the "man I most want to sleep with: W B Yeats," but it's plucky. Emily Nussbaum regards Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love, edited by Ava Stander, as premature and messy, but it's possible that those two adjectives describe the singing star's appeal, and Ms Nussbaum seems aware of this. Her review teeters on condescension but is certainly never withering. One wonders if Ms Love will suffer the fate of Alice Denham, i e oblivion, just as one wonder if Ms Denham's Sleeping With Bad Boys, A Juicy Tell-All of Literary New York in the Fifties and Sixties will resuscitate her claim to fame. Stacey D'Erasmo's review is wide-eyed but sympathetic.

A feminist critique of her position in those years weaves through the book - what happened to women who liked sex, the incredible arrogance of the male lit stars, the hypocrisy of the age - but the younger Denham, the eager black-clad artiste and adventurer, seems heartbreakingly credulous. When James Jones went to her apartment with a bottle of liquor and a bouquet of compliments on her first published short story (about a woman who accepts money for sex), did she truly believe they were outlaw writers together? Did she believe it a few hours later? When Playboy reprinted that same short story in the issue for which she was the centerfold, did she honestly think the magazine was interested in her literary skills?

Revolutionaries

Allen Ginsberg and Edward Abbey may have misbehaved from time to time, but it was always for a good cause, not in pursuit of irresistible impulses. Calling them "revolutionaries" may seem to be a stretch, but both were untiring critics of American complacency who, unlike the bad boys, expected better of the United States.

Walter Kirn writes generously of Ginsberg's life and work. The poetry has recently been collected (Collected Poems, 1947-1997), and Mr Kirn's take on it is revitalizing.

Even Whitman, Ginsberg's spiritual mentor, had never dreamed of such democracy. The egalitarianism of looming extinction. No wonder so many of Ginsberg's poems, especially those he wrote in his full potency, took the form of roll calls, lists and litanies, dispensing with time-consuming syntax and substituting ampersands for "ands." Cold war America, in Ginsberg's view, was Now or Never Land. Either speak up immediately and fully or, perhaps, miss the chance to speak at all.

As for I Celebrate Myself: The Somewhat Private Life of Allen Ginsberg, by Bill Morgan, Mr Kirn's judgment is extremely brisk: it's "exhaustive yet not exhausting, swiftly readable new biography." Mr Morgan might be forgiven for wishing that the review had a little more to say about his book in the very great space afforded to Mr Kirn, who, in context, seems impatient to be done with it.

If the English produce eccentrics, then we Americans produce cranks, and Edward Abbey is a prime specimen. The novelist was an inveterate writer of letters to editors, and they form a substantial portion of Postcards From Ed: Dispatches and Salvos From an American Iconoclast, edited by David Petersen. Jonathan Miles's review is amused, and he provides scads of provocative quotes. In the end, though, he prefers Abbey's novels and journals, noting that the letters show the writer "from the neck up." Sprinkled throughout his piece are hints of a formidable misogyny, disguised as an enthusiasm for beautiful women. (Abbey married five times.)

Outlaws

The outlaws are all fictional, except for one of the authors, Subcomandante Marcos, of Chiapas guerilla fame. The subcommandant has teamed up with a seasoned Mexican detective novelist, Paco Ignacio Taibo II, to write alternating chapters in a book entitled The Uncomfortable Dead (What's Missing Is Missing), translated by Carlos Lopez. Andrey Slivka dismisses the result as a "gimmick."

The problem is mostly with Marcos, whose chapters ramble on at almost twice the length of Taibo's. The subcomandante, who isn't a first time author ... is simply not a talented fiction writer; it's sometimes hard even to know what his sentences mean.

... It's like watching Thelonious Monk being shoved off the stool by a thumping fellow in a mask.

Concerned readers will be relieved to know that Mr Slivka is "based in Kiev" - or will they? Natalie Moore's review of Bleeding Hearts, by Ian Rankin, is not quite so negative, but Ms Moore stresses that this book, originally published under a pseudonym in 1994, shows just how much the notable creator of John Rebus had to learn as recently as twelve years ago. A scene set in Seattle prompts her to write, "A reader's credulity stretches only so far." As for Mark Winegardner's The Godfather's Revenge, Michael Agger says of its central character, Nick Geraci, that he is "somewhat unbelievable. He's a wiseguy in search of a Renaissance weekend." In the end, Mr Agger feels that the book adds nothing to the Corleone literary tradition, leaving one with the question, However did this book get into the Review?

Beautiful Losers

More false promise (see "Outlaws"). The only beautiful loser that I can find in the Review is Neal Cassady, who was beautiful and who, because, as James Campbell puts is in his review of Neal Cassady: The Fast Life of a Beat Hero, by David Sandison and Graham Vickers,

In the early days, Cassady had ambitions to write, but a rudimentary education compounded by an inability to concentrate on tasks requiring sustained effort mean his attempts (mostly fragments of autobiography, collected in 1971 as The First Third) lack refinement - even the refinement required to make them read "raw" - and structure. Cassady understood this, while others did not.

Mr Campbell treats the authors' claim that Cassady was "a uniquely creative mind that somehow managed to change the course of American literature by proxy" as "not exaggerated," but he has almost nothing to say by way of evaluating the biography. As well as beautiful, Cassady is still somewhat dazzling.

The only other losers are trends. There's the Free Press: Underground and Alternative Publications, 1965-1975, explored in a book by Jean-François Bizot, reviewed by Gary Kamiya. The book "reminds us that the alternative press could be juvenile, didactic, and impossibly heavy-handed - but also hilarious, Swiftian and brilliantly creative," but

There will never be publications quite like these agian, because the culture form which they sprang is gone forever. And these journals were not the highest achievement of that culture - that honor goes to music.

The other loser, sort of, is the downtown culture of Old New York, as in Up Is Up But So Is Down: New York's Downtown Literary Scene, 1974-1992, a collection edited by Brandon Stosuy. The book is necessarily elegiac: it's a retrospective of those aspects of New York's hip edginess that are no longer current. Meghan O'Rourke puts her finger on what has changed:

Up Is Up drives home the argument that it wasn't just rising rents but AIDS that brought this period to a definitive end. The age of outrageous play was replaced by an age of sex ed and condo conversions. The media may proclaim Red Hook or Bushwick the new Bohemia, but these neighborhoods simply don't have the seedy charge of the East Village in the 1970s and '80s - a contemporary hipster style, intellectual and sartorial, hardly has the same anti-authoritarian bristle.

Sadly, Ms O'Rourke declines to offer a judgment of the book as a collection. Perhaps because, as she notes, she and her brother were riveted as kids by the first Mohawks, she's in no position to tell us whether Mr Stosuy's selection is as judicious as it might have been.

Rachel Donadio's Essay, "Art of the Feud," is remarkable for emphasizing, as it goes along, its own complete lack of necessity. Does the exchange of insults between and among writers and critics somehow revitalize literature? Does it amount to more than squalid entertainment? If you have to ask, then you may go to your room and live without everyone but Amis and Mailer until you see the error of your ways.

Steven Katz

Like any good resort, the Buccaneer Beach Hotel retains a rota of musicians to provide nightly entertainment. During our short visit, the music has never been too loud, and the performances have always been good of their kind - very good, really. But nothing prepared us for Steven Katz, the guitarist who took the stage (such as it is) on Tuesday evening. We could hear him from our front door before we walked up hill to dinner, but we didn't really pay attention until we'd been seated and served. Then we noticed that he was extremely gifted. In the middle of the second set that we heard, he tossed out a feeler to see if anyone would mind some "classical" music. I didn't hear anybody's else's response because I was too loudly shouting that I wouldn't mind. Whereupon Mr Katz launched a sequence that began with Dowland and ended with Villa Lobos. I can't claim to be an aficionado of the guitar, but I know a virtuoso when I hear one, and Steven Katz could play anything, anywhere, and thrill his audience. What he is doing in St Croix, or the Virgin Islands, or the Antilles Greater and Lesser, is, from a personal standpoint, none of my business, but the question is not musically impertinent.

Mr Katz has produced a CD on which he plays his own compositions, and if you have any interest in great guitar, visit this site and get yourself a copy.

November 21, 2006

Kehlmann and Cabaret

My reading vacation continues apace. Having done with Nature Girl yesterday - if you can imagine a Feydeau farce set on a hummock called Dismal Key, then you must already have read this hilarious book - I was not quite ready to start in on Thomas Kehlmann's much more serious Measuring the World (translated by Carol Brown Janeway; Pantheon, 2006). Little did I know that Mr Kehlmann's book is not a very great deal more serious than Mr Hiaasen's; its drollery is just very dry. I would find this out in the afternoon, when I read nearly all of the novel, which is about two contemporaries, Alexander von Humboldt and Carl Gauss, who devoted their careers to the eponymous project but who otherwise had nothing in common. When we got back to the room after breakfast, I picked up the irresistibly packaged Intimate Nights: The Golden Age of New York Cabaret, by James Gavin (2nd edition; Back Stage, 2006). Opening the book way past the halfway point, I read about the birth of Reno Sweeney (the cabaret, not the Cole Porter character) and the death of the piano bar Backstage. Mr Gavin seems generously disposed toward most of his numerous subjects, but the atmosphere of dish is Venusian.

Today's lunch at the Mermaid (the Buccaneer's beachfront terrace) was not quite as amusing as yesterday's. There was an unbelievable "bar backup" that obliged me to eat my lunch without a glass of wine (the outrage!), and the background music was looped on the same inane steel-band piece for nearly an hour. More significantly, there were fewer guests to watch, as families headed home for Turkey Day. We saw this happen at Dorado Beach two years ago. Shades of "Death in Venice." Very sunny shades, bien sûr.

On Tuesdays, there is a Manager's Reception in the ruin of a sugar mill that stands next to the main building. I wanted to go, but after a long walk down Grotto Beach and back, Kathleen was pooped. She stretched out on the wide window seat and napped instead. That's why I almost finished Measuring the World.

Kathleen's decision not to go into Christiansted occasioned much inner and some outward rejoicing. Not only would I not have to worry about her when, inevitably, she checked in with a phone call ninety minutes after the appointed time, but she'd really keep things restful and simple. While I was measuring the world, she was laughing over a piece about a "swag party" in Vogue. That's the ticket.

Losing Louie, at MTC

Losing Louie, the comedy by Simon Mendes da Costa that's about to close at the Manhattan Theatre Club, was a strange show, in that I laughed all the way through it and then felt like an idiot. The moment the curtain came down, I felt that I'd been made to sit through a something dredged from the Seventies. There were plenty of good lines, but in the context of the completed performance they withered with age. Why the play's problems didn't obtrude until it was over remains a mystery to me.

As long as Matthew Arkin and Mark Linn-Baker were emoting on stage, I could buy their angry half-brother routine. It was almost cute. When it was over, though, it was suddenly just acting. The actual brothers whom they'd been impersonating didn't seem very real to me, because they were too much the product of Plotting.

The action takes place in a Pound Ridge bedroom, in both the Early Sixties and the present, in a scenes that alternate between the periods. This an interesting device, because not only does it double the narrative and, with that, the climax, but it offers the opportunity to wash the later action in irony. By revealing, in the denouement of the earlier story, that the relationships between the characters in the later story are not what we or they think it is, the playwright can give his show a neat double take. Mr Mendes da Costa, does not sneak up to us with any surprises, however. Long before Bobbie Ellis (Rebecca Creskoff) leans over the bassinette and coos, "Reggie, Reggie, Reggie," we know that the relationship between the middle aged Tony (Mr Linn- Baker) and Reggie (Mr Arkin) are closer than most adoptive brothers, because they share a father, the late lamented Louie (Scott Cohen). Memo to Mr M de C: Tell us something we didn't see coming before it sailed under the Verrazano Narrows Bridge!

Continue reading about Losing Louie aux Champignons at Portico.

November 20, 2006

High and Dry

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Not having Internet access is a bummer, and knowing that it might be just my fault - that it might be the old laptop, something I ought to have tested for before we left New York, and not some local problem (although the dial tone does sound odd) - hardly makes it easier for me to quash the desire to get back home right away in order to get to the bottom of the problem. Perhaps it will prove easier than I think to get beyond my childish disappointment. I'll be home in a few days, and I can live without my email just as well as the world can live without my entries. Actually, I can check my mail on the public computer in the lobby, and even write posts. What I can't do is upload Kathleen's photographs. And of course I can't write at length, because one is asked to keep one's computer time to fifteen minutes. If I'd brought my Iomegamini stick, I just might try to take advantage of a USB port, but I didn't, so it seems best to adopt the course that I've arrived at, which is to write as if I could post, and then backdate everything. As long as the backdating is discreetly noted, I can't see that it makes much difference in the long run.

The Prof warned me that St Croix was no Bermuda. I knew that as well as one can know something in advance of experience, but what I've found out is that I have desire to leave "the property," as the staff refer to the Buccaneer campus. Kathleen plans to go into Christiansted to do a little shopping (there's apparently an important bead shop), but she won't mind, she says, if I stay here. What we saw on the drive from the airport was almost depressing. This island needs a Board of Trade! There is the additional discomfort of getting into a van and bouncing around on roads through neighborhoods that I can hardly see because I can no longer crane my neck to raise the window line. My lack of curiosity about the island is almost surprising, but clearly I've bracketed St Croix with Yonkers and White Plains, the nightmare towns of my childhood, places to which I thought I might be deported for bad behavior. It is all - the Buccaneer aside - extremely drab. You have to be in love with the climate to bear it, and I am not in love with the climate.

Which is not to say that it's unpleasant to sit on the beachside terrace, enjoying a martini - but only one, and Chardonnay after that (my new regime) - and a club sandwich as only places like this know how to make. The people-watching is engaging, because there are lots of families and one can play the Darwinian game of seeing who takes after whom and wondering if the relation between the man and the boy at the next table doesn't have "step" in it somewhere. I devoted a lot of attention to  a family consisting (as I saw it) of a forty-something couple with four children, three girls (one of whom may grow up to be a supermodel) and then a boy, by the name of Cooper, and the mother's parents. The dad, I surmised, was a guy from an ordinary middle-class background who'd done well both at sports and academically and gone on to succeed at a serious corporation, managing a division perhaps, and taking his family out of its background forever. The father-in-law, I guessed, might own a car dealership or a major insurance agency, but his son-in-law was working on a larger scale. When I was hrough, Kathleen asked what other people must conjecture about us. Something as wildly wrong as what I'd just outlined, I replied.

November 19, 2006

At the Buccaneer

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We're here in Christiansted, St Croix - and it looks as though I'm just going to have to take a break from blogging. For some reason, my laptop doesn't recognize the local dial tone, which could really be just another failure of the ageing machine. I wish that I could share the lovely pictures that Kathleen has been taking, but they'll have to wait until the weekend. Not that you don't have plenty to keep you busy until then.

Because I'd been assured that I'd have dial-up access in the room (which is lovely, with a beautiful view - and I was wrong about the surf), I was a bitter as well as frustrated at first. Kathleen's response was to go into town and buy a proper wireless machine. I wouldn't have it. Configuring a new machine far from home? Now there's something that I wouldn't want to do on vacation.

Be like me, and get yourself a copy of Nature Girl Carl Hiaasen's latest frolic. It's terrific fun so far.

Marital Bliss

So, how were we going to get up in the middle of the night to get off on our Thanksgiving vacation? We would have to leave the apartment at four in the morning in order to make the flight at six, Kathleen reasoned. I thought that I would take my new sleeping pill and sleep for a few hours. That didn't happen. We had a big fight instead. The usual one about holiday destinations. Kathleen went so far as to ask why I don't think that Bermuda is a "rock in the middle of the sea." Of course it is - but then it's also Bermuda, and not in the Caribbean. Amazingly, this discussion went on until shortly before three in the morning, and I was perfectly awake through all of it, which is even more amazing. So now I'm the one who's dressed, while Kathleen is snoozing. I'm wondering when I ought to tell her that it's time to get up. I think I'll wait until the car is buzzed up.

At My Kitchen Table

Experienced readers will know that I am not worrying about turkeys or large groups of guests today. I am, rather, on out of town, this year to St Croix, in the US Virgin Islands. It will be my first proper Caribbean experience. Everyone says, "Oh, how great! Sun and sand!" It is very pretty, I expect, but there won't be any audible surf, which is for me the only reason for spending time near a body of water (other than the bodies of water that we have right here at home). I have been told that there is a very nice outdoor bar where I'll be staying, on a terrace, from which one gazes across the harbor at the town of Christianstad. Well, that I can manage.

I just found a video singing the charms of St Croix tourism. I'd have liked to see my face when the presenter said, "A good way to explore St Croix is to rent a four-wheel drive vehicle..." I love the history of all those little islands. Even being a US possession hasn't restored the driving to the right side of the road.

Kathleen will be taking pictures with the EOS Digital Rebel that she bought, pre-owned but unopened, at eBay last week. Because the CD drive on my ancient Vaio laptop, which I never use anymore except when we travel, is kaput, I had to copy the Canon software on to an Iomega Thumb and go from there. Then I had to figure out how to work the camera, because there was no point to taking it if we couldn't see the pictures on the spot, was there? As it turns out, the CF or memory cards are "optional" with the purchase of new EOS cameras, and Kathleen's did not come with one. So I had to cannibalize a Power Shot camera that I bought two years ago for our Istanbul trip - for Kathleen to use. In order to get the CF card out of the old camera, I had to read the Spanish-language manual, because the English-language manual was nowhere to be found. (Eventually I got the PCMCIA hang of it.) Having installed the Power Shot's software on both computers some time ago, I was disconcerted when the EOS installation was interrupted, as it was quite often, by a message telling me that there was a newer version of the software on my machine! This setup ate up no more than two hours of the day, but I was obsessed, and I triumphed. That was good. Kathleen picked up a big CF card on her afternoon rounds, so we're set.

The old laptop will be replaced early next year. Kathleen will choose it, for it will be her personal computer at home. She needs one. She has just about doubled her wardrobe for less than $500 at eBay in recent months. That's cool, but you don't pull it off without attending to dozens of auctions at a time. Which may make your significant other unhappy, because he's got entries to write and Gmail to check. The new machine will bring us up to date on connectivity. It will be interesting to find out how well wi-fi works in the apartment. M le Neveu always gets great reception when he's here, and we haven't even turned on our wi-fi router yet!

I'm getting to love this virtual kitchen table of mine, where I seem to spend most of my time not talking about cooking. The first thing that I'm going to do when I get home is log on to FreshDirect and order three pounds of plum tomatoes, two large Vidalia onions, three Granny Smith apples, and a big can of College Inn beef broth. These are the principal ingredients in a soup that I got through all of last winter without making - a first in fourteen or fifteen years. (possible autobiography title: How I Found Myself At My Blog And Stopped Cooking.) I'm also going to try that simple but extraordinary bread that was written up in the Times and then hailed by the far more trustworthy Thomas Meglioranza!

Whatever they tell you, don't fall for the "macerated cranberry sauce."

November 18, 2006

The Vertical Hour

Last night, at City Opera, I had one of the most delightful evenings of my life. I had gotten tickets to see Così fan tutte, an opera about which I couldn't possibly be pickier, just to see what City Opera would make of it. It's a sign of how far City Opera has come from the old days that it mounts a production of this opera at all. Once upon a time, mediocrity at the demotic house would be tolerated, but no longer. And the only thing mediocre about Così at City Opera is the visible flimsiness of the sets. Who cares about that? It makes me feel that I'm in Palermo or somewhere. The singing was fantastic, but more than that, I was sitting in a happy house. Thanks to surtitles, the audience was able to follow the characters' witty exchanges. The translations were absolutely barbaric, but if they'd been accurate, there would have been less laughter. (Guglielmo exclaims near the end, for example, that he'd rather wed the barca di Caronte than Fiordiligi. How many people know what "Charon's barque" is anymore?) I really loved the laughter. Everything onstage and in the pit harmonized beautifully. and Così was sublime and ridiculous at the same time. I promise to name names later. If I single out the captivating Kyle Pfortmiller, it's because he spent most of the opera barefoot. That's not why he was captivating, though.

I can't say more about it now, because I'm packing for our annual Thanksgiving escape. I've only mentioned Così because it's the reason why I couldn't use the tickets to The Vertical Hour that I mistakenly ordered for the same evening. The Vertical Hour is still in previews, so ordinarily I would hold off writing about it until it opened, but my old friend (and he is old) took the tickets off my hands, and I have asked him to give us an idea of the show. If I made him wait, he'd get very cranky. So keep your eyes on the Comments.

Little Children

Little Children, Todd Field's adaptation of Tom Perrotta's novel (with help from the novelist), steeps its tale of suburbia in a dream-like calm. What might at first appear to be straightforward, naturalistic moviemaking is actually extremely artful. The vernacular settings conceal this somewhat, but the exquisite timing gives it away. Everything about this movie has been worked on until it is just right, and its faintly self-conscious assurance makes it almost frightening.

Like Alexander Payne's Election (another Perrotta title), Little Children is about a nice-looking town where things are not so nice - because they're human. Mr Perrotta is an artist of the small moral weakness, and he is seismically attuned to the stress of ennui that's unavoidable in any environment primarily designed to accommodate children. The little children of the title are not the central characters but the forces of gravity that bind the adults in place. Sexuality is scrubbed until it's almost something to which a child might be exposed, however fleetingly. Sexual deviance is the number-one horror.

There are two deviants in Little Children. One is a convicted felon, Ronnie McGorvey (Jackie Earle Haley), whose presence in the town alarms parents. In one electrically tense scene, Ronnie shows up at the town pool, and paddles about underwater with flippers and a scuba mask, checking out the kiddies' bottoms until the mother's recognize him and the police are summoned. Mr Field communicates first the man's prurience and then his disorientation, as if he has been unjustly accused of something. The film (which treats Ronnie somewhat more sympathetically than the novel) suggests that, indeed, this might be so, as we come to sympathize with him and his "mommie" (Phyllis Somerville) when their house is besieged by Larry Hedges (Noah Emmerich), a troubled former cop. In his obsessive hounding of Ronnie, Larry is a bit of a deviant, too, although not in a sexual way.

The other sexual deviant is Sarah Pierce (Kate Winslet). A former graduate student who can't quite believe that she has sunk to suburban life as the wife of a successful branding executive (Gregg Edelmann) and mother of three year-old Lucy (Sadie Goldstein). Sarah lives in a distracted haze until her senses focus on Brad Adamson (Patrick Wilson), a stay-at-home Dad - he's supposed to be studying for his third bar exam - whom the other moms in the playground call "The Prom King." One of them puts Sarah up to trying to extract a phone number from Brad, but once she and Brad are talking, Sarah has a better idea: she invites him to kiss her. This he very graciously does, sending the moms scurrying off with the children and marking Sarah as a pariah.

You might argue that, as it takes two to tango, Brad is just as deviant, but of course society does not regard men as deviants simply because they tumble into bed with attractive, willing women. (Sarah is not supposed to be very attractive, but Ms Winslet does what she can to comply.) Brad's infidelity to his wife, Kathy (Jennifer Connelly), is dwarfed by his infidelity to the career that she has marked out for him. His nickname is all too apt: a former football star, he has somehow passed the stage of life when the joys of youth are claimable. His affair with Sarah is not a mature liaison but an attempt to reconnect with carefree adolescence, where all the consequences are distant. In the course of the story, Brad takes up football again, and, more recklessly, tries a few skateboard moves.

Sarah's passion for Brad, however, is very mature. Hers is a very fully awakened sensuality. This comes out in every sort of scene. At one point she accompanies a friend to a reading discussion group. The book of the week is Madame Bovary. Mary Ann (Mary B McCann), the leader of the playground moms and the only other young woman in the group, dismisses Flaubert's novel as the tale of a stupid slut. The other women try to introduce more nuanced views, but Mary Ann's morality of control works only in black and white. Finally, Sarah's sponsor turns to her. As Sarah defends the novel, her face begins to glow, and you know that talking about Emma's adulterous relationship with Rodolphe is making her feel the heat of her own with Brad. By the end, she is serenity itself - just as stupidly sure of a future with her lover as Emma - and Mary Ann's philistine comments no longer reach her. It is a love scene manqué.

(The book club scene would be a great place to begin the study of Mr Field's thoughtful filmmaking. He is very generous to the elderly ladies, and sensitive to the gradations of their empowerment as women. They coo appreciatively at Sarah, and you sense that she, and not the strident Mary Ann, would be welcome in the future. Behind all of this is a sharper, subtler point: these women are no longer charged with rearing little children. They get to be fully adult.)

Ronnie's story, such as it is, does really not intersect with Sarah's story until the end of the movie, but it suffices to charge hers with dread and isolation. There is an earlier, indirect contact, when the Pierces and the Adamsons get together for dinner, Sarah is deeply surprised to discover that Brad has met Ronnie - and not told her. As she exclaims, "You never told me!', Kathy's face, although quite out of focus in the background, visibly darks - and then the focus shifts, and you know that Kathy knows.

My advice, therefore, is to save Little Children for a time when you are both quiet and alert. It's too intelligent to be dozed through.

November 17, 2006

In The New York Review of Books

In his whimsical U and I, Nicholson Baker rejoiced in sharing the same "carnal circuitry" with his hero, John Updike. Mr Updike's commentary on "After the Flood," the exhibition of Robert Polidori's chromogenic prints ("photographs" doesn't do these three-by-five knockouts justice) that is currently on exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, makes it clear to me that I do not share the celebrated author's moral circuitry. Writing of the ruined interior, 1401 Pressburg Street, Mr Updike laments,

... it is the wrecked, mildewed interiors that take our eye and quicken our anxiety. Would our own dwelling quarters look so pathetic, so obscenely reflective of intimate needs inadequately met, if they were similarly violated and exposed?

This is very offensive. Who is Mr Updike to say that the needs of this room's occupants were inadequately met? The unspoken but palpable allusion to the Last Judgment only makes the implication of guilt-by-inadequacy (and poor taste) all the more shocking. How does Mr Updike know what this room looked like before the flood? And where does he get the idea that the house is in one of New Orleans's "humble neighborhoods accustomed to being ignored"? A glance at Google Maps locates the house in Gentilly, a solidly middle class part of town. I don't know what's worse, Mr Updike's condescension or the laziness with which he extrapolates poverty from desolation.

A few lines later, Mr Updike writes of "our fascinated, sociologically prurient gaze." This is followed by references to Susan Sontag's On Photography. I believe in the possibility that reading On Photography might help thoughtful people