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October 31, 2006

Butley

As to why we went to see Butley, refresh your memory.

Simon Gray's Butley is a Greek tragedy in every way but the most important one: there is no catharsis. The hero comes to no blinding insight. He does not reach the sudden understanding that he himself is the cause of everything that has gone wrong. And, given Ben Butley's situation, it would wholly bogus if he did.

Butley is no longer a contemporary play. The world has slipped since the early Seventies (the show opened on Broadway for the first time in 1972). It no longer accommodates people like Butley; it institutionalizes them. Today, Butley would be shuffled off to rehab, which, from what I can tell, is a mild form of what the Cultural Revolutionaries in China used to call "re-education." You are taught the new, the correct values. You are assured that, in order to make any headway with your life, you must not only subscribe to but enact these values in your daily life. For better or worse, the expression of existential anomie is no longer tolerated in Western society.

Largely, perhaps, because everyone got tired of the Butleys of the world. Brilliant, bitter, committed to drunken malingering, Butley has nothing to do, really, save wait for death. He fills his hours with repartee, seduction, and evasion. If he can avoid teaching - he has taught at Cambridge, but has slid somewhat to London University - he will. Students are as disagreeable to him as mosquitoes. His love life is a shambles, and soon in ruins; if Butley has learned anything in the course of the play, it's that he doesn't have the energy to try to kindle something new. He is terminally disaffected.

He is also, however, extremely entertaining. Butley is an aggressive troublemaker, gifted with a fluent tongue that's capable of many modes of speech. His head is stuffed with poetry that he can rattle off by the yard. (If you ask me, his misery owes to the fact that, for some reason or other, there came a time when Butley stopped learning new lines.) He is a one-man George-and-Martha, conducting a war of attrition against himself while only appearing to take on the other people in the room. He is dishonest, disloyal, insincere and cruel, but these are not so much character flaws as battle wounds. Butley's downfall, such as it is, comes across as sad as it is inevitable.

Continue reading about Butley at Portico.

October 30, 2006

Blaikie on Manners

Because I read it, for the most part, in transit, I took a while to get through Thomas Blaikie's slim but heartening book about behavior, To the Manner Born: A Most Proper Guide to Modern Civility (Villard, 2005). Title notwithstanding, Mr Blaikie is not really very interested in being proper. He lays out his credo, appropriately enough, in his Introduction:

This book is a guide to modern manners. I say: Let's have manner based on common sense and reason; manners that bring people together rather than drive them apart; manners that make people feel comfortable and confident.

And then he proceeds to apply this thought to areas of modern life in which trouble arises. He couldn't, for example, care less about how to write a thank-you note, as long as you're agreeable about it, and everything except acceptances of wedding invitations and condolence letters can be sent by e-mail. In fact, he thinks that we just ought to forget about writing thank-you notes on most occasions: not imprudently, he saves this bombshell for a later chapter, which is subtitled "A Major Rethink." Mr Blaikie is also not interested in which piece of silver you use at dinner, as long as you use it to move food unobtrusively from the plate to your mouth. He does not care, in short, for any prescriptions that do not directly conduce to the general pleasure and comfort.

If there's one thing that Mr Blaikie insist upon, it's paying attention. Most of the lapses that he bullet-points occur not because someone doesn't know what to do but because someone simply isn't thinking.

Continue reading about To the Manner Born at Portico.

October 29, 2006

At the Kitchen Table

Here's hoping that you've been having a good weekend, and that you've been able to stand back a bit from everyday affairs. Kathleen and I have been reconstituting ourselves. We were going to watch The Morning After last night, after reading a bit after an ordered-in Chinese dinner, but Kathleen drifted off during the reading part, which I extended for several hours, eventually falling asleep in my chair over Running With Scissors, which is a grand read. I finished the book this afternoon, right before tackling The Economist. Every week, I try to extract one hard nugget of interest from The formidable Economist, and here is this week's: a French university known as Toulouse I offers the fifth-ranked business program in the world, after Harvard, Berkeley, Chicago and Stanford. Who'd 'a' thunk it.

During the week, the lineup just fell into place, and I now know what sort of piece I'll present on any given day of the week. Sunday's feature (which is what you're reading) has a rather weasely title, one that permits me to talk about what I've been doing in the kitchen lately, or to pretend that I'm sharing a cup of tea with you at the kitchen table, shooting the breeze. The table is very virtual. My kitchen is not big enough to hold a table. It doesn't really hold two people, not if they're trying to get anything done.

Portico - the Web site that I've been running since 2000 - has had a cooking branch, Culinarion, for most of that time, but for a spell I took it down. Cooking just wasn't a specialty of mine, and my interest in food has taken a nosedive since the turn of the century. Still, one has to eat, and, having been ambitious in the kitchen from my twenties to my late forties, I can make a variety of dishes without looking at a recipe or, for the matter of that, thinking. And the mail that I get from readers of Portico - as distinct from comments at the Daily Blague - exceeds all other mail in quantity, if not in length. The purpose of "Kitchen Table" is to get me to contribute to Culinarion more regularly.

We are sometimes four for dinner on Monday, when M le Neveu and Mlle NOLA join us. (Often, thanks to her hours, Kathleen can't make it.) M le Neveu is always happy to see steak of some kind or another, and when my mind has been elsewhere, that's a blessing, because steak requires minimal preparation. But for tomorrow night's dinner, I think that I am going to try a boeuf bourgignon. Or perhaps a coq au vin. Either dish is best when made a day ahead of time, but I don't have a proper wine in the house at the moment, so whichever it is that I make, it will have to wait for tomorrow. I may try something different, from Classic Home Cooking, of which I've just obtained the new edition. Whatever I do, you'll read about it here next Sunday.

October 28, 2006

Running With Scissors

Yesterday, I had a choice to make - at the last minute. Both movies were starting at the same theatre (the Kips Bay 15) and at the same time (eleven in the morning). Across Second Avenue from the theatre, I called my old friend for advice. Marie Antoinette or Running With Scissors? He confirmed my predilection. Running With Scissors. Let's face it: one of the two films starred Annette Bening. What's to decide? I'm a huge fan of Kirsten Dunst in The Cat's Meow, but, in the end, Ms Bening trumps Versailles.

I'll cut to the chase: I liked Running With Scissors so much that I went straight to Barnes & Noble to buy the book. I noted all of the shortcomings that the critics have pointed out, but I still loved the movie. Like The Royal Tenenbaums, it is obviously a film that will many viewers will loathe. When you play with (a) narrative conventions and (b) familial psychopathology at the same time, you are inevitably going to trample a few toes. And Ryan Murphy, with only one prior feature under his belt, still has a few things to learn. But the power of Augusten Burroughs's story guarantees a funny movie. When you have a sweet gay kid who yearns for a totally normal life but who is thrust into a situation in which being gay is probably the most normal thing going on at the moment, it's going to be funny no matter how much heartbreak there is. At the end of an early chapter in the book, Mr Burroughs expresses the hopes that he had when his parents got through their awful divorce and his mother took an apartment in Amherst, Massachusetts: "Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal."

NOT!

The movie gets away with murder because it partakes of the story's chaos. Little Augusten (James Cross) is always being told that he must go to school more often, but there is never any disciplinary follow-up. This is because there are no genuine adults in his life. His father (Alec Baldwin) is a high-functioning alcoholic, his mother (Ms Bening) is a demented narcissist, and his therapist, Dr Finch (Brian Cox), is an opportunistic con man. When Finch adopts Augusten (for the child support, really), it is not long before the boy loses his virginity to/is raped by a thirty-something "half-brother" (Joseph Fiennes) who is not only gay but schizophrenic as well. Other inmates of the Finch household include Agnes (Jill Clayburgh, in one of the most wonderful performances that she has given), the sort-of mom, and her daughters, prim Hope (Gwyneth Paltrow) and lubricious Natalie (Evan Rachel Wood). The house itself is something of a character: I've never seen a more intractable mess that the one in the Finch's kitchen. Even so, Augusten would rather hang out at the Finches' pink junkyard than go to school. At the end, about to leave for New York, with no money and no education and not even a cosmetology license, he says, "It could be worse. I could be going to a prom."

The miracle of Annette Bening's extraordinarily generous performance is that she makes you come to share Augusten Burroughs's horror of his mother's astronomical self-absorption. You not identify with this woman. One other note: if nine year-old Jack Kaeding, who plays the young Augusten, keeps those huge blue eyes of his through puberty, he's going to be a big star himself in about ten years.

Incontournable

For your weekend entertainment.

October 27, 2006

Soft Shoe Gentle Sway

The other day, I made fun of Kathleen for trying to get dressed while dancing to "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'," the Scissors Sisters hit that, now that I've read the fine print, appears to be an Elton John anthem. Yes, that's Sir E at the piano. I don't mean to take anything away from the Scissors Sisters. On the contrary, I think that Elton John has finally found a band.

Anyway, "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" may be a difficult song for getting dressed, but it's almost ideal for making the bed. Making the bed, with its constant crossings from side to side, always reminds me of the altar boy that I never was. And, lke so much British pop, "Dancin'" is haunted by the memory of rousing hymns. My music theory is totally kaputt, but I'm reckless enough to venture that musicians from the Moody Blues to Sting to the Alan Parsons Project have infiltrated pop music with the holy subdominant. You can hear it in "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'," especially if you're making the bed.

Microlending

Connie Bruck has written an awfully interesting piece, "Millions for Millions," in the current New Yorker about the difference between microcredit and microfinance, both of which lend money to the poor. As you know, Muhammad Yunus, the Bagladeshi founder of the Grameen Bank, a microcredit institution, will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in December, after several years on the speculative shortlist. Mr Yunus, and other advocates of microcredit, would like to eliminate poverty. Pierre Omidyar, the inventor of eBay, is a major force behind microfinance, which seeks to make banking available to hundreds of millions of unaffluent strivers. "Microcredit" signifies not-for-profit operation. Microfinance is frankly capitalist. According to Ms Bruck, the divide between the camps is becoming acrimonious. Microcreditors deplore the insertion of a profit motive, which rules out lending to the extremely poor. Microfinanciers complain that philanthropy distorts the market, keeping unsuccessful programs alive. Just to make things interesting, there's no evidence that microlending of any kind has altered the world's aggregate poverty - even though microlending is known to work in individual cases, and quite well at that. It follows that there is no evidence that one kind of microlending is more effective than the other. Enter the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (might it not have been better to title the piece, "Billions for Millions"?), and you've got some real excitement going. All that virtuous moolah!

Making an objective choice between microcredit and microfinance seems to me to be almost an impossibility, because the two varieties of microlending have been generated by  very different mindsets. Mr Yunus believes in highly constructive charity; Mr Omidyar believes in the free market, "creative destruction" and all. Be sure to read the piece; at a minimum, it'll be good exercise for your brain.

Ms Bruck does not mention any microlending operations within the United States. You'd think there wasn't a need.

October 26, 2006

Hometown

It suddenly occurred to me this morning that if a disaster of some kind were to destroy Bronxville, the Westchester suburb in which I grew up, I'd feel not a shred of extra regret beyond what such an event would trigger elsewhere. I'd be more interested, perhaps, but I wouldn't take it personally at all.

That's partly because Bronxville is so far in my past. I left it for school in 1963, when I was fifteen, thereafter coming home only for vacations. When I got out of college, "home" was in Tanglewood, a subdivision on the West Side of Houston. In 1977, I left Houston for good, and met Kathleen; ever since, memories life prior to '77 have paled, having no connection to the central fact of my daily life, my dear wife.

But Bronxville probably wouldn't feel like home even if I were younger. About ten years ago, Kathleen and I had dinner at the Field Club with several of her partners and their wives. Everyone was perfectly nice, but it was clear that they were up to their eyeballs in active sports, their own or their kids'. Given the venue, this was no surprise, but the talk was extremely wearying for Kathleen and me, and I made a note not to come back soon. (We haven't, in fact, been asked - not that I know of.) I remembered what an intellectual wasteland the place had been, and how lucky I'd been to go to Blair Academy, where the thinking was, for the first time in my life, generally rigorous. I wished I'd started sooner. 

In the end, I grew up missing, along with any interest in sports, any sense of home. This isn't to say that I didn't long for a home; I know that I taught myself how to cook just so that, wherever I lived, there would be a simulacrum of home. There would the fragrant warmth that was part of my idea of what home must be like. Lacking a nuclear family, I would fill my house with guests. I wasted years in attempts to create this home, and I'm afraid that I only abandoned them definitively two or three years ago. You can play house all you like, but somebody else has to create your home.

Which I have discovered, not by the negative implication of my life until 2000, but positively, right here, at this Web log. This is where, surprise-surprise, I not only live but feel the smell of home. Although I write what you read here, I did not create the Internet. Mina and Ben Trot, although much younger than I am, are my distant but endowing aunt and uncle.

Watch for a budding interest in Major League Baseball? Let's not ask for the stars when we have the moon. 

October 25, 2006

In the Book Review

In which we have a look at this week's New York Times Book Review.

In this space not quite a year ago, when I was still new to the project of reviewing the Book Review, I wrote the following rather cavalier capsule:

¶ Local son Robert Long has written a book about the artists who made the Hamptons interesting as well as glamorous, De Kooning's Bicycle: Artists and Writers in the Hamptons. I would read this book, but only if asked to do so. Alice McDermott's Child of My Heart covered this territory well enough for me.

Mr Long subsequently contacted me and took me up on my offer to read the book if asked to do so. I duly read the book - and liked it very much. Mr Long invited me to a book party at Lenox Hill Books, where I was the only guest who wasn't an old friend. He could not have been nicer to me. We exchanged a few emails, and I hoped to have lunch with him some time when he might come into town from East Hampton. I don't think that we had any contact at all in 2006, but I thought of him, and of his book, quite often, not least because they opened my eyes to Abstract Expressionism.

I was very sorry to hear, the other day, from a friend of Mr Long's who found my Portico page via Google, that the writer died last week of pancreatic cancer. I should have liked to know him better. Then again, I should never have known him at all if I hadn't undertaken this review. You never know which door will open to your knock, but the Internet opens thousands of corridors. I feel very lucky to be one of the people who will remember Robert Long. 

Fiction

An odd issue: only three novels, and an extremely long review of Richard Dawkins's The God Delusion. The novels are a very odd batch: Thomas Bernhard (who died in 1989 but whose novel has just been translated, for masochistic readers), Richard Powers (reviewed by Colson Whitehead, no less - in-crowd treatment), and a historical legal thriller about Cicero by Robert Harris. Marcel Theroux's review of Imperium does a fine job of assessing Mr Harris's timely novel.

His Cicero is a Clinton or a Blair: an ambitious provincial, a lawyer with political aspirations and aided by a strong and opinionated wife, starting out with neither wealth nor powerful friends; a man of shifting ideological conviction but confident of his own benevolence, assiduous, driven and in love with the very process of politics.

We know what happened to Cicero (and to politics). Christopher Benfey gamely tries to adduce reasons why anyone would want to read Bernhard's Frost (1963), hitherto unavailable in English, but the writer's misanthropic perversity shines through. 

With such a minimal plot and cursory descriptions, there's plenty of room for Strauch's musings, as reported by the impressed and increasingly unhinged narrator. Strauch has little to say about art. He hates the art world and hasn't painted in years; when he still did, he painted in darkness. "When he thought his picture was done, he drew back the curtains, so abruptly that the light blinded him and he couldn't see."

Mr Whitehead's cheerleading review of The Echo Maker is so plush with storytelling that I can only appraise it as a service to people who want to know what the latest Powers book is about because they're not going to get round to reading it. Although he means to be favorable, his condensation of the novel is anything but interesting; it gave me a headache to try to follow it.

The Echo Makers joins my Powers favorites through the admirable harmony he achieves between his rhetorical strategies - on the life of the sandhill cranes, on the furrowed dynamism of the brain - and the travails of Mark, Karin and Weber as they try to navigate their altered territories.

Between the cranes and the navigation, I'm not roused.

Nonfiction

Now, what's going on with Jim Holt's review of Richard Dawkins's The God Delusion? The length - two full pages (with illustrations) and the cover - is most unusual, trumpeting the Review's belief that it is necessary to have a carefully developed opinion about this book. Mr Holt engages many of Mr Dawkins's Darwinian claims and takes issue with several, but his judgment is not unfavorable. Rather, it is somewhat weary.

Despite the many flashes of brilliance in this book, Dawkins's failure to appreciate just how hard philosophical questions about religion can be makes reading it an intellectually frustrating experience. As long as there are no decisive arguments for or against the existence of God, a certain number of smart people will go on believing in him, just as smart people reflexively believe in other things for which they have no knock-down philosophical arguments, like free will, or objective values, or the existence of other minds.

Far more valuable, really, is something that Mr Holt said in a telephone interview (to someone at the Review), quoted in the issue's "Up Front" section:

I agree with Dawkins's conclusions, but his reasoning is so unlovely. The beauty of the reasoning - that's my religion.

Two books that grumble about religiosity in politics receive very similar treatment at the hands of conservvative commentators. George Will is patient but ultimately patronising in his review of Brooke Allen's Moral Minority: Our Skeptical Founding Fathers. he calls it a "wonderfully high-spirited polemic," follows that with a good deal of storytelling, but ultimately concludes that it all makes no never-mind.

In 1953, the year before "under God" was added to the Pledge of Allegiance, President Dwight D Eisenhower declared July 4 as a day of "penance and prayer." That day he fished in the morning, golfed in the afternoon and played bridge in the evening. Allen and others who fret about a possibly theocratic future can take comfort from the fact that America's public piety is more frequently avowed than constraining.

David Brooks claims to be a friend of Michael Sullivan, and he also claims that he and Mr Sullivan are the "only two self-confessed" followers of the late philosopher Michael Oakeshott, but he's just as patronising as Mr Will. Like Ms Allen, Mr Sullivan is ticked off by the encroachment of "religious fundamentalism" within the conservative movement, and has written The Conservative Soul: How We Lost It, How To Get It Back as a way of signaling his alarm. Not to worry, says Mr Brooks.

As any number of historians, sociologists and pollsters can tell you, the evangelical Protestants who now exercise a major influence on the Republican Party are an infinitely diverse and contradictory group, and their relationship to these hyperpartisans is extremely ambivalent.

Next thing you know, Mr Brooks - whose glibness is so viscous that I don't believe him even when i agree with him - gets off this zinger: "His book would have benefited from more reporting - or any."

Better to read, perhaps, Blood Brothers: Among the Soldiers of Ward 57, by Michael Weisskopf. Nathaniel Tripp's very favorable reviews this heartbreaking book about Iraqi veteran amputees, written by an embedded journalist who lost his right hand to an IED in 2003. According to Mr Tripp, the middle-aged author's plight is firmly downplayed in contrast to that of the soldiers, all young men denied the full lives that they might have had.

In this war where the public is prevented even from seeing photographs of returning coffins, the grim reality of these men's sacrifice becomes clear. Blood Brothers is a fine and heartfelt work honoring them.

Paul Tough's sympathetic review of Chutes and Ladders: Navigating the Low-wage Labor Market, Katherine S Newman's report on a handful of Harlem kids who have done relatively well in the teeth of disadvantage, makes it look like an important rethink.

The traditional approach of sociologists, Newman writes, is to see the inhabitants of urban ghettoes as outsider "separated from the rest of American society," in the grip of an "oppositional culture." But the crowd she followed isn't like that at all. They have a strong commitment to middle-class values, she reports, especially around work and welfare. They are, in fact, "closer to a conservative, 'red state' perspective than the liberal 'blue state' view that most sociologists, myself included, subscribe to."

On facing pages in the center of the Review, we have a book about cosmetic surgery facing a book about the future of food. The net effect is to call the idea of progress into question. Retired dancer and elegant writer Toni Bentley is not happy with Alex Kuczynski's Beauty Junkies: Inside Our $15 Billion Obsession With Cosmetic Surgery. She doesn't come out and say so directly, but the implication that Ms Kuczynski is not thinking with maximal critical faculties.

Kuczynski finishes her book having sworn off surgery herself - after her Restyleane "large yam" lip debacle. "By the time this book comes out," she writes proudly, "I won't have had a Botox shot or a collagen shot for a year>' You go, girl! However, her simplistic admonishment to "stop and think. And think and stop," will deter no one intent on surgical self-improvement. It doesn't even begin to confront the hunger being assauged by external alteration.

Matt Lee and Ted Lee, brothers who collaborate on Hollywood for the Times, and who have just come out with The Lee Bros Southern Cookbook, behave like two nice boys in the sandbox in the course of their brisk coverage of Meals to Come: A History of the Future of Food, by Warren Belasco. They shovel neat piles of storytelling into different buckets labeled "Catastrophe?" "No Problemo?" and "Stewardship?" in apparent imitation of the author, who

is a mostly impartial guide, revealing himself only in the beginning ...  and in the postscript, where he dabbles in relativism ... before giving up for a plea against a pragmatic, incrementalist approach to dealing with the earth's environmental challenges and in favor of "quantum leaps" and "impassioned wake-up calls."

Did I read excerpts in Vanity Fair? Valerie Lawson has written a life of P L Travers, Mary Poppins, She Wrote. An odd woman, the woman born Helen Lyndon Goff adopted an Irish infant, a twin - the one that she preferred - whom she raised to believe that "Daddy had had some kind of an accident and died in the tropics." At the age of seventeen, however, he ran into his brother in a Dublin bar. I couldn't resist passing that story along. Review Chelsea Cain thinks that the book is almost as odd as its subject.

Lawson, a feature writer for The Sydney Morning Herald, reports where Travers went, whom she met and what she said in letters and essays, but she keeps Travers at arm's length. Biographers don't have to love their subjects, but Lawson doesn't even seem to like hers.

How anybody could review Cancer Vixen: A True Story, by cartoonist Marisa Acocella Marchetto, without alluding to Brian Fries's Mom's Cancer is beyond me, but Ariel Levy pulls it off. "In its giddy fixation on lip gloss and sling-backs, Cancer Vixen is less a contribution to the established genre of cancer literature than it is the inauguration of something marginally novel: Sick-Chick Lit."

Michael Steinberger gives Jay McInerney's A Hedonist in the Cellar: Adventures in Wine a very favorable review, and quotes enough to back himself up. "One of McInerney's many virtues as a wine writer is that he seems to have no agenda apart from maximizing his pleasure."

Devoting a full page to Neil Genzlinger's reviews of Brainiac: Adventures in the Curious, Competitive World of Trivia Buffs, by Ken Jennings, and Prisoner of Trebekistan: A Decade in "Jeapardy!", by Bob Harris, is something of a low for the Review. We know that smart people can be trivial, but we needn't encourage it.

In his Essay, "Cabin Fever," Henry Louis Gates Jr wonders why James Baldwin thought so ill of Uncle Tom's Cabin. "Surely," he eventually answers, "it was because he was, however unconsciously, speaking to his own deepest fears: that as a novelist, he was guilty of the very thing he disdained in Stowe." By that time, Mr Gates has made his case.

Bareback

In the past few days, I've shoved almost everything aside in order to read the manuscript of an unpublished novel, written by an unpublished novelist. It took a while for me to get going, but by the fourth chapter (of twenty-four) I was hooked. I read about half of the novel yesterday alone.

I'm not going to say a word about the novel itself - not a peep. Not yet, anyway. What I do want to talk about is the raw thrill of reading something about which I knew absolutely nothing in advance. It was quite unprecedented. Ordinarily, I know quite a lot about any book that I pick up. The very fact that it has been published (and by whom) predicates a great deal. I will almost certainly have picked up some buzz about it, or at least about its author. (In the case of Jane Eyre, which I'm reading for the first time, I even know about poor Bertha Rochester.) Ordinarily, nothing reaches me without having passed through a formidable number of gates.

In this case, there was only one gate, and the author controlled it, deciding whom among his acquaintance he would permit to read the novel. Those of us who did so paid for our own copies in paper and ink cartridges. I was never confronted with a redoubtably thick manuscript, because I printed the chapters when I was ready to read them. When I made notes, I flagged the page with yellow stickers; interestingly, the stickers are clustered at the center of the manuscript, where I really began to understand the novel. Not its story - that was perfectly lucid from the beginning. But I had no idea what kind of a book I had in my hand until I was well into it. That may sound like a criticism of the novel, but it isn't. It's testimony to the power of context and preconceived ideas to channel the mind in advance of actual experience. Every once in a while, it's true, those preconceived ideas turn out to have been ill-conceived, and the context shifts while I'm in the middle of a book ("so that's what it's about!"), but even in such rare cases, my reading is guided from the start. Here, there was nothing. Just me and the book.

It was exciting, scary, and very rash. After all, I like the author. I'd have hated to have to say, in one way or another, that the novel hadn't captured my interest. I only stopped worrying about that, pseudoparadoxically, when the stickers began to proliferate. By then, you see, I was sure that I was reading the real deal.

Bravo, my friend! Thanks for the honor and privilege.

October 24, 2006

Brain Gym

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Did anyone get one of these? Titled: Joy of Giving Something, Inc - Brain Gym #1 - the small booklet has the air of a small-museum exhibition program with a nice budget. Inside are (a) many photographs, almost all of them illustrating the carnage of war and (b) two very brief essays, one urging Americans to seek the advice of Europe when intervening in the Middle East (written by an American), the other denouncing Europe as appeasement-prone (written by a German). Both the American piece and the translation of the German piece date from last November. The German text itself dates from 2004. Along the bottom of the booklet's pages runs a list of history's major wars, from the Algerian War to the War of the Spanish Succession. Aside from a brief mission statement and a quote from Senator Clinton about Iran, that's it.

The mission statement invites one to visit the Brain Gym, a branch of the Joy of Giving Something.Inc Web site. I'm not going to characterize the Brain Gym, not, at least, until more people have had a chance to look it over. The site has a rudimentary feel, which only means that its creators are making things up as they go along. (I'm familiar with that!) The "Monthly Views" appear to be written by the pen of Bill Jay, a professor of photography. 

Joy of Giving Something.Inc is a charitable foundation that supports photography exhibits around the country. It operates out of an Upper East Side brownstone. Thanks to a link from an entry at Wikipedia, I gather that the foundation was endowed by Howard Stein, the financier who made $1.8 billion when he sold the Dreyfus Corporations (mutual funds) to Mellon Bank in 1994.

I have no idea how I wound up on the mailing list.

Did anybody else get one?

October 23, 2006

Absurdistan

A quick riffle through entries that I have uploaded but not published (there's a difference) informs me that I haven't mentioned Gary Shteyngart's Absurdistan here except in passing. The video of his New Yorker Festival reading reminded me how much funnier the circumcision passage was when he read it aloud. This is unusual: writers, in my experience, rarely bring much interpretive force to readings from their own work. Perhaps they've been coached: a good reading might deprecate the value of merely printed text in saleable books. Something like that happened here. If the key to a deeper appreciation of a novel is hearing the book read interpretively, then, in my view, there's something that the author forgot to write down.

This observation genuinely pains me. Mr Shteyngart's imaginative generosity is extraordinary. At Portico, I wrap by judging Absurdistan to be "too cynical to be genuinely literary." Perhaps that's too strong. Perhaps, instead of "literary," I ought to have said "novelistic."

Read about Absurdistan at Portico.

October 22, 2006

Clear Soup

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Can't say why I came across my maternal grandmother's old cookbook - or one of them - the other day. It's falling apart now. I have never explored the recipes, because the first one that I read was such a hoot that I never got any further. Entitled Cook Book: Compiled and Published by the Epworth League of the First Methodist Episcopal Church of Duluth, Minnesota, and published in 1913, it's a collection of worshipers' "Tried and True" recipes. Above, a drawing of the second building erected by the congregation, in 1895; it seems to have burned down in 1924.

One Clinton Oblinger was either the perpetrator or the victim of a joke; his contribution may be found below the jump. It calls for techniques that Julia never taught us.

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October 21, 2006

The Departed

The Departed is not a film about which one can say very much in advance without risking spoilers. You might say that it lacks an expository opening; the wheels of inexorable clash are grinding from the very beginning. In no time at all, a gang leader has a mole working for him in the State Police, while the State Police have planted a mole in his operation. Both moles are very smart young men, and one of them is also ruthlessly determined to survive.

There is a lot of blood and gunfire, with double-crossing picking up whenever guns are holstered. There are some anxiously beautiful scenes with a character played by Vera Farmiga, whose career ought to get a nice boost - although she's not called upon for anything like the extremity of Running Scared. Jack Nicholson is blatantly unattractive and convincingly deadly. As he did in Syriana, Matt Damon packs his physical intensity into a series of sharp suits; when he's dressed for the weekend, his coiled menace vanishes. Leonardo di Caprio has certainly grown up! He delivers his lines with total authority. Martin Sheen, Mark Wahlberg, and Ray Winstone enrich the proceedings. Martin Scorsese knows exactly what he is doing and how to do it. His is the cinema of knowing what to shoot - where the personal drama that will pre-empt your nervous system lies - and it wastes no time on incidentals. As a result, The Departed feels taut even though it last for nearly two and a half hours.

Prepare to stagger out of the theatre. Remember what it was like, after Goodfellas?

October 20, 2006

Science in The New Yorker

Michael Specter's report on water, "The Last Drop," in this week's New Yorker, is full of gee-whiz numbers. It is estimated that a person needs fifty litres of water a day, but Americans, on average, use more than any other people: between four and six hundred litres a day (but the figures have been dropping since the Seventies). It takes thirteen hundred gallons of water to produce a hamburger. The Hetch Hetchy Dam - which may be demolished - provides the Bay Area with 260 million gallons of water a day.

Then there's this: 

Water is precious, but not like oil, which, once burned, is gone forever. While there is almost no human activity that doesn't depend on water in some way, it never actually disappears: when water leaves one place, it simply goes somewhere else.

Water that dinosaurs drank is still consumed by humans, and the amount of freshwater on earth has not changed significantly for millions of years.

Mr Specter focuses on water problems in India, specifically in Chennai (Madras), where aquifers are challenged, insufficient, or no longer reliable for drinking water. On a bright note, he talks with hydrologist Peter Gleick, who takes heart from the rehabilitation of the Cuyahoga River, in Cleveland, so polluted that it caught fire in 1969 - it was covered with a layer of flammable fluids. The piece introduced me to the concept of virtual water: if it takes a thousand drops of water to make a drop of coffee, almost all of that water comes from the place in which the coffee beans are grown, and it is "virtually" exported to Starbucks and French cafés.

Rather less mind-bending, but actually quite fiendishly subtle, is Adam Gopnik's piece about Darwin. Mr Gopnik isn't interested so much in Darwin's great ideas as he is in Darwin's sly presentation of them.

Turning the pages, we realize that Darwin, the greatest Victorian sage, does not write like a Victorian sage. He writes like a Victorian novelist. Absent from his work is the pseudo-Biblical rhetoric, the misty imprecations favored by geniuses of a more or less reactionary temper, like Ruskin and Carlyle, or the parliamentary ponderousness of the writers of a more or less progressive sensibility, like Macaulay and Arnold. Darwin's prose is calm and exact and, in its way, witty - not aphoristic, but ready to seize on a small point to make a large one, closer to George Eliot and Anthony Trollope than to his contemporary defenders, like T H Huxley and John Tyndall.

Mr Gopnik notes that Darwin's explosive conclusion - "We thus learn that man is descended from a hairy quadruped, furnished with a tail and pointed ears, probably arboreal in its habits, and an inhabitant of the Old World" - might have been expressed in any number of less provocative and disturbing ways, and his unpacking of the sentence is fascinating.

Neither of these articles appears to have been uploaded to the magazine's site. In checking that out, I came across a video of one of the New Yorker Festival events, one in which, after a protracted silence, I asked the first post-reading question. Amazingly, they didn't just capture my voice. But keep listening, for George Saunders on pop culture.

October 19, 2006

Death à la Gorey

Maybe it was the green hat. A fun, very short quiz that predicts which of the awful outcomes in Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies will be yours. (Thanks, Patricia!)

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?


You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom.
Take this quiz!

Dancin'

Kathleen left for the office a few minutes ago, and silence descended upon the apartment. We had listened to the Scissors Sisters sing "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" at least seven times. Kathleen certainly felt like dancing. She could hardly get dressed, she was so busy shooting her arms into the air.

The CD, Ta-Dah, has arrived, so now we can sing along, because we know what the words are. But what do they mean? Who is "old Joanna"? After living with me for far too long for her own good, Kathleen actually proposed Johann Sebastian Bach. What I want to know - salacious beast that I am - is whether, rather than dancin', the singer would prefer to engage in a three-way:

I'd rather be home with the one in the bed till dawn with you.

(Not the most tripping of lines, except when sung.) But, as Kathleen said, this is a dancin' song, not a thinking song.

Old Broadway

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A few weeks ago, I bought some cheap tickets online, to see Bernard Shaw's Heartbreak House at the Roundabout Theatre. Great cast. Philip Bosco, Swoozie Kurtz, Byron Jennings, et alia. Not the best reviews, but, hey, it's Shaw; it's good for you - and the tickets are discounted. We get such offers in the mail all the time, and I've recently decided that we need to take advantage of them. Unfortunately, I am really not on as a theatre ticket buyer. For one reason or another, I'm just not as careful buying theatre tickets as I am with serious music. They're not really the same sort of event: plays run for weeks, while concerts just may occur twice or three times. The bottom line is that I have a pair of tickets to Your Dreams Here that I can't use because we'll be seeing Così fan tutte at City Opera that night.

As for tonight's debacle, I neglected to note that Heartbreak House, being a long-ish show, begins at seven, not eight. I'd have caught this if I'd had the tickets in hand, but the tickets were will-call, and I didn't read the offer very carefully. So I didn't know until....

Minutes before Kathleen showed up at the AA Roundabout Theatre, I took a critical approach to the lack of people going into the theatre. It was then that I looked at the tickets - which I had just picked up.

Long story short: we walked up into the real theatre district and got two very good seats to Butley, the Simon Gray play, premiered thirty-four years ago and written for the late Alan Bates. The new production stars Nathan Lane and Julian Ovenden. It ought to be the hit that I remember Butley having been back then. But it's still in previews, so I shan't say more.

Except that, when I count my blessings, I'll count tonight.

October 18, 2006

In the Book Review

In which we have a look at this week's New York Times Book Review.

There's a lot of fiction this week, but the strong reviews are on the other side of the divide, with no less an eminence than Henry Kissinger reviewing the new book about Dean Acheson. Daniel Mendelsohn's review of The Discomfort Zone is, in contrast, a disgrace to the Book Review.

I'll bet that Sena Jeter Naslund and her people didn't expect her Marie Antoinette book to be covered in the Review.

Fiction

One of the small payoffs of reviewing the Book Review is learning what to expect of certain reviewers. Erica Wagner, literary editor of The Times of London, is either nasty or unsympathetic in three of the four reviews that she has contributed to the Review since I started paying attention; either way, she is never entirely intelligible. Make that four out of five. Her review of Edna O'Brien's The Light of Evening is unsympathetic. The review is a mix of storytelling and slapdown. It is also useless.

Elissa Schappell does a little better by Joyce Carol Oates. She storytells Black Girl/White Girl for a few paragraphs before settling into what one feels is the inevitable judgment.

By now, it's a cliché to comment on the rate at which Oates turns out books, making Trollope look as if he was writing in handcuffs. Still, this one feels rushed to a conclusion.

Meg Wolitzer's review of "''old fashioned' novelist" Edward Bausch's Thanksgiving Night is itself somewhat old-fashioned.

... Richard Bausch displays a bracing, unapologetically old-fashioned sensibility. Using the time-honored tradition of putting a holiday in a strategic narrative position, he shows us the insular, byzantine world of a family and its assorted friends and neighbors in the fictional town of Port Royal, Va, on the way to "the last Thanksgiving of the century."

That, together with a nice chunk of writing from the novel itself - which Ms Wolitzer does not include - would really be all the review anyone needed. Myla Goldberg gives Chris Adrian's The Children's Hospital a glowing, if qualified, review. The novel takes place in the future and conjoins science fiction with magic realism.

A literary work that employs the supernatural must allow magic to further its ends without permitting it to hijack the boat. The Children's Hospital manages this at the outside, but stumbles further on. .... In Adrian's attempt to paint the big picture, depth of character is too often sacrificed.

But Ms Goldberg hails "the exciting process of watching a talented and original writer gain mastery of his powerful gifts."

Moral Disorder: Stories is the latest book from Margaret Atwood, and reviewers have generally detected an autobiographical element in the collection, as if Ms Atwood were summing up a lifetime for a change, instead of imagining apocalypses. Alice Truax writes, instead,

Atwood is coy about the stories' relationship to one another in a way that proves slightly tricky for the reviewer but stimulating for the reader. They aren't explicitly about the same woman at different stages of her life, but - as one gradually, tantalizingly realizes - they could be, and the fact that the collection is studded with references to doors and tunnels is hardly accidental. The first time through, then, its heroines lean in toward one another, reaching out to clasp hands as the reader stumbles over bits of their shared history. ... Upon rereading, however, one is struck by the stories' integrity - and how different these girls and women are from who they wee or who they might later become ... Atwood's reticence gestures toward the fractured nature of identity, and how swiftly that identity can change.

Ms Truax gets top marks for conveying a sense of what reading Moral Disorder might be like.

I suspect that Steven Heighton could have used more space for his review of Sebastian Faulks's Human Traces, an historical novel in which a Frenchman and an Englishman tie up to approximate, so to speak, the career of Sigmund Freud. The telltale sentence comes at the end of the review.

Although Human Traces is beset with problems, the novel is no failure. A generosity of vision, an integrity of intelligence and feeling lift it above the level of its own elements.

We oughtn't to have to take Mr Heighton's word for it. Instead of storytelling Mr Faulks's three-decker plot (and making it sound somewhat ridiculous in the process), Mr Heighton ought to have focused on that "integrity of intelligence and feeling," taking care to provide us with corroborative passages from the novel.

Geoff Nicholson's bemused review of Giraffe, by J M Ledgard, is one of the more entertaining pieces in this week's Review.

Nobody is going to accuse J M Ledgard of lack of ambition, and in an age of timid and modest novels this is a virtue. The book is often overwritten and sometimes pretentious, but Ledgard is an interesting and serious writer, and his book remains in the mind, even if you don't entirely want it to. I was continually reminded of Harold Bloom's remark about all great books being strange: Ledgard has certainly got half the equation right. I can safely say I've never read anything like Giraffe, and, on balance, and it's a fine balance, I think I mean that as a compliment.

Mr Nicholson notes that Mr Ledgard's improbable tale is in fact based on actual events.

Finally, there's Bedlam, by Craig Hollingshead, another historical novel. Andrew Sean Greer's judgment is clear:

Hollingshead's elegant, heartfelt writing and smart research almost make up for the novel's oddly static feeling. The author seems too in love with the past to be willing to take liberties with it.

A new novel about Marie Antoinette, reviewed together with a new book about the queen's wardrobe, will be mentioned below.

Nonfiction

This week cover goes to former Secretary of State Henry A Kissinger's review of Dean Acheson: A Life in the Cold War, by Robert L Beisner. Mr Beisner has every reason to be happy with the review, as might the shade of Acheson himself.

Acheson emerges from the Beisner book as the greatest secretary of state of the postwar period in the sweep of his design, his ability to implement it, the extraordinary associates with whom he surrounded himself and the nobility of his personal conduct.

Mr Kissinger ends the review with a discreet finger-wave at his current successor and her boss. John Leland gives a grudgingly admiring review to Through the Children's Gate: A Home in New York, Adam Gopnik's latest collection of essays. "He is at times too good a writer, but never less than an acute reader," writes Mr Leland. Too good a writer?*

Bill Bryson has added The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid: A Memoir to his shelf, and Jay Jennings gives it a very favorable review that is not short on judgment.

As a humorist, Bryson falls somewhere between the one-liner genius of Dave Barry and the narrative brilliance of David Sedaris. He's not above sublime low fat and feces jokes, but at his best he spools out operatically funny vignettes of sustained absurdity that nevertheless remain grounded in universal experience. These accounts, like the description of the bumper-car ride at a run-down amusement park or the tale of a friend's father's descent from the high dive at a local lake, defy excerpting; when taken whole, they will leave many readers de-couched.

Elizabeth Royte, whose last book was about garbage disposal, praises Colin Tudge, author of The Tree: A Natural History of What Trees Are, How They Live, and Why They Matter, for taking a "sudden and uncompromising political turn" toward the end of his interesting book. "Tudge is courageous to take this stand and risk alienating readers who've stuck with him throughout solely for the love of trees and his enchanting way of writing about them."

Jacob Heilbrunn reviews Hubris: The Inside Story of Spin, Scandal, and the Selling of the Iraq War, by Michael Isikoff and David Corn with judicious storytelling - one of the few instances that hasn't made me complain.

They show that in many ways the administration became the dupe of its own propaganda. Though their narrative spins out of control by the end, much of the book makes for fascinating reading.

Although "fascinating" wouldn't be my word. A few pages later, The Architect: Karl Rove and the Master Plan for Absolute Power, by James Moore and Wayne Slater, gets rather less sympathetic treatment by Nicholas Confessore, who asks, not unreasonably, why we go on thinking of Karl Rove as a big success when the administration and even the Republican Party are so beleaguered. "The authors depict the decline in Rove's fortunes toward the end of their account, but they never really square it with their belief in his near infallibility."

On facing pages, we have Louis XIV and Marie Antoinette. Antonia Fraser's Love and Louis XIV: The Women in the Life of the Sun King gets a pass from Megan Marshall, who somewhat ungraciously fails to mention Nancy Mitford's evidently better book. "While Love and Louis XIV doesn't quite measure up to the high standards of synthesis and narrative propulsion of her best work, the book is still entertaining and instructive." Liesl Schillinger takes on Queen of Fashion: What Marie Antoinette Wore to the Revolution, by Caroline Weber, and a novel, Abundance: A Novel of Marie Antoinette, by Sena Jeter Naslund. Ms Schillinger really likes the former:

In Queen of Fashion, her suspenseful, remarkably well-documented and surprisingly humanizing account of the role style played in Marie Antoinette's fate and legacy, Caroline Weber, who teaches at Barnard College and is an expert on the Terror, adds texture, shimmer and dept4h to an icon most of us thought we knew already.

Perhaps because of the coincidence of Sophia Coppola's film's release, Ms Schillinger is permitted some almost egregious storytelling about Marie Antoinette, going on for three lengthy final paragraphs, la nuit de Varennes included, while making just one small reference to Ms Weber's book. As to Ms Naslund's offering, it merits two sentences overall, with a reference to Barbara Cartland in the first and another to Forever Amber in the second.

It's no surprise that Douglas Brinkley indulges in a lot of storytelling in his review of Johnny Cash: The Biography, by Michael Stressguth, but his sins are partially redeemed by clear judgment.

What makes this so valuable a biography is that Streissguth, an associate professor of English at Le Moyne College in Syracuse, debunks the myths that have enveloped Cash. ... Although Streissguth is not the literary equal of Peter Guralnick (Elvis Presley) or Elijah Wald (Robert Johnson), he avoids the gush-and-awe of Rolling Stone and Spin. ... The amount of new archival material he unearths, however, is truly impressive.

Virginia Heffernan is vastly less taken with A Futile and Stupid Gesture: How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever, by Josh Karp. Ms Heffernan all but dismisses the book with a sigh of "You had to be there." She does suggest that Kenney was one of those whose people, to understand whose "allure," "Maybe you had to know them." Equally telling, however, is her praise of a writer who she feels is somewhat shortchanged by Mr Karp's book, P J O'Rourke. She writes that he is "more reliably funny" than his old colleagues. Yes, but only if you like really sour humor.

I have saved for last Daniel Mendelsohn's totally inexcusable hatchet job on Jonathan Franzen's The Discomfort Zone: A Personal History. Anybody who follows this blog knows that I'm an admirer of Mr Franzen and his work, and I would take issue with Mr Mendelsohn's judgments wherever they appeared. But they do not belong in the form of a book review in the Book Review. Mr Mendelsohn is attacking not so much a book here as a line of thinking about personal writing. The Discomfort Zone is a pretext for Mr Mendelsohn's distaste for something else altogether, and his piece is strewn with hints at what this might be. For one thing, he has not one entirely positive statement to make about the book. The sheer implausibility of such a dismissal suggests that ideology of some kind is at work. And he is also pretty mean, not about the book but about the author.

"Almost every young person experiences sorrows," he rightly points out at the beginning of his exegesis of Peanuts - a sentence that gives you hope that the geeky child still hiding in the adult Franzen is going to admit that, like everyone else, he loved Peanuts because he, too, identified with the perpetual awkward, perpetually failed, and yet just as perpetually optimistic Charlie Brown. But no..."

This is bullying, not criticism.

Franzen, like most of us, is very likely an awkward combination of Charlie and Snoopy; the difference being that whereas most of us [emphasis added] think of ourselves as Charlie with a bit of Snoopy, Franzen clearly doesn't mind coming off as a whole lotta Snoopy with the barest soupçon of Charlie: a person, as this lazy and perverse book demonstrates, whose very admissions of weakness, of insufficiency, smack of showboating, of grandiose self-congratulation. For my part, I'll stick with Charlie. Who, after all, wants the company of a character so self-involved he doesn't even realize he's not human?

Mr Mendelsohn is too old for this sort of gleeful savagery. He ought to know that, when you really can't stand somebody, the best thing is to keep a distance. He is entitled to be rubbed the wrong way by Jonathan Franzen. He is not entitled to parade his evaluation of Mr Franzen's personal defects in the pages of a national book review. This was a commission that he ought firmly and immediately to have declined.

Henry Alford's "Essay" is yet another bit of pastiche: two obituaries cut and pasted from those of famous writers, a (male) "Impossible Author" and a (female) "Difficult Writer." Mr Alford has done better.

* Not that I don't know what Mr Leland is "complaining about." I know of no writer who approaches Mr Gopnik when it comes to making me despair of ever attaining mastery of this craft.

This just in!

An "old friend" ("Must EVERYONE know how you treat me") has been good enough to forward the following exciting release.

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named "Bushcronium."

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it anatomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol for Bushcronium is "W". Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass".

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

The Queen

The other day, I went to see The Queen. This is a movie that everyone expected me to rush to see, but, perhaps for that very reason, I was dragging my feet. I'd concocted a perfectly good excuse - prophetic, really. "I'm going to like it so much that I'll want to watch it again and again, right away." True. I can't wait for the "window" - the gap between the release of films in theatres and their release on DVD - to close. But really, if I didn't rush to see The Queen the minute it came out, that was only because there were good movies opening in my neighborhood, where The Queen isn't showing.

I went the other day because an old friend wanted to see it a second time, and I owed him big-time for having brought a copy of Les Bienveillantes back from Paris, sparing me oodles of shipping charges and Amazon.fr's somewhat elevated price. We went to the first showing, at 11:20, and had lunch afterward. That was my treat, too.

Reviews of The Queen seem to me to have taken a strongly anti-monarchical edge, seeing the film as an argument in favor of abolition. Helen Mirren's Elizabeth II, never much of a fan of Diana Spencer to begin with, wants to regard the princess's death as a private matter. In her view - correctly, but only in the worst sense - Diana was no longer a member of the royal family at the time of her death; ergo, no fuss. Elizabeth is convinced that seclusion at Balmoral is best for her grandsons, and in this she is backed up by her dimwitted husband and her reactionary mother. It takes all of newly-elected Tony Blair's tact (Michael Sheen) to order her to come to London and make contact with Diana's mourners. For the first half of the film, Blair rolls his eyes and asks, rhetorically, how he can save "these people" from themselves.

He winds up a staunch admirer and a defender of the Queen. He talks to his entourage about her stoicism, and about the diligence with which she has done her job for nearly fifty years. What he does not express is any regret that the Queen's model - respectable dependability - has been junked in favor of Diana's - charming hedonism. I do not suppose that the princess was a tireless visitor of hospitals only because she knew that grim settings would transform her into a radiant, healing angel. Whatever one's motivation, it is always good to visit the sick. As a woman, however, Diana appears to have been little more than a classier Paris Hilton, living her life on remote beaches and private jets when she wasn't at Kensington Palace. Whatever gave anyone the idea that she was a "people's princess"? She was a celebrity who proved that she was not up to the job of princess, which, in England at least, is a matter of grinning and bearing.

What the outpouring of "grief" that flooded London during that week in 1997 speaks to me about is resentment. People whom Diana wouldn't have looked at in private, much less spoken to, could seize her extinguished life as an icon for the ordinary, and then project their own self-pity as a simulacrum of sorrow. Looking at the televised throngs that are clipped into The Queen, I was seized by a horror of the mob, stupid as a cow and dangerous as a bull. But I was not surprised when Her Majesty shows up at last and turns the tears into smiles.

The Queen is a smart, sophisticated movie that is stuffed with great performances and food for thought alike. It is greatly enlivened by Alexandre Desplat's formidable sound track.

October 17, 2006

At the Dining Table

Under the weather today. La grippe, peut-être. Yesterday, I got my copy of Les Bienveillantes - the text runs to 894 pages; there are also appendices - and I will try to spend as much time with it today as I can. Laid out like a baroque dance suite, the novel begins with Toccata that, while arresting, doesn't seem very zippy. That's just an observation, not a complaint. I haven't had to use the dictionary very much, but I'll need to have one nearby. This may be a book to read at the dining table. The author, Jonathan Littell, is an American who spent time in France as a child. I wonder if that will make him slightly easier to understand. Reading Jean-Philippe Toussaint's La Télévision, I'm sometimes unsure of the ironies.

Reporter Jeff Stein has been peppering his subjects - Congressmen and their aides, CIA muckety-mucks - with a simple question: "Can You Tell a Sunni From a Shiite?" Some people know and can answer the question intelligently, but most can't and don't. A few appear to regard such information as beneath contempt. Read Mr Stein's appalling report and weep.

October 16, 2006

No dance-ing today

It was only a matter of time. My first YouTube link. The Scissors Sisters sing "I Don't Feel Like Dancing," while doing nothing but.

Having run into this fantastic video at two sites (Meanwhile, Marginalia), and having discovered that Kathleen is a fan, and having ordered both SS albums from Amazon, I found that I still had to do more. Chalkenteros rightly points to the BeeGees and to Roxy Music as influences, but Kathleen and I hear a lot of George Michael as well.

And you thought I was an old fart.

(Thanks, Aaron!)

Murder in Amsterdam

Murder in Amsterdam: The Death of Theo van Gogh and the Limits of Tolerance (Penguin, 2006), by Ian Buruma, is, if nothing else, a top-notch work of journalism. Mr Buruma, who was born and raised in the Netherlands but whose English mother assured that that he would be Anglophone, has put together a comprehensive dossier on the van Gogh case. As you may recall, filmmaker, talk-show host and social hatpin Theo van Gogh was horrifically murdered on the morning of 2 November, 2004 by a fellow Nederlander of Moroccan descent, Mohammed Bouyeri. Bouyeri fully expected to be killed in the aftermath, but he was taken captive, duly tried, and given a sentence of life imprisonment. The crime appeared to polarize the nation, but Mr Buruma's book makes it very clear that tensions and alliances alike run along multidimensional lines toward a pandemonium of inconsistency and contradiction. That is the great value of his book. Having read Murder in Amsterdam for the case study that it is, and chased the largely conflicted men and women who are its subjects toward some kind of resolution in your own mind, you will be in fine shape to deal with the Theo van Gogh show when it comes to a venue near you, as it very well may.

Continue reading about Murder in Amsterdam at Portico.

October 15, 2006

Obama and Ethanol

A friend recently asked me if I have any documentary evidence to support my theory that the principal goal of the Bush Administration is to transfer public wealth into private pockets. My answer was that I didn't; my theory is an inference from the facts. And I don't expect to find much documentary evidence, because I believe that the goal is less than conscious. It is the consequence of certain espoused philosophical views about free markets and invisible hands - views of which there is no end of documentary evidence. At the same time, I've gone on the lookout for statements that support my theory - which I'm sure is not just mine.

In a disheartening but unsurprising article about Senator Barack Obama in the current issue of Harper's, by Ken Silverstein ("Barack Obama Inc.: The birth of a Washington Machine"), Ted Patzek, of the University of California at Berkeley's Department of Civil and Environmental Engineering, is quoted as saying that ethanol production - something that Senator Obama supports - is based on "the ma