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April 30, 2007

Kinderhattan

The end of April - already?

In local news, the Claremont Riding Academy has closed "for good." I am not an equestrian, and I don't remember even passing by the Claremont, but it reassured me to know that the stables were there, proof that anachronism is viable. Well, apparently not. It seems that it's not much fun to ride horses in Central Park anymore, what with all the dogs and baby carriages.

A nutcase who suited up as a fireman and tied a coworker up in her Chelsea flat for thirteen hours is pushing the envelope of "neurolaw" in his defense. He doesn't deny doing what he did. He just claims that, because of bad brain chemistry, he never intended to do it. In the unlikely event that this argument persuades the jury, I will not join the chorus of commentators who will undoubtedly bemoan the end of personal responsibility. Our legal system, advanced as it is, rests on a folk wisdom about human nature that is increasingly out of touch with what we are beginning to know about ourselves.

I was thinking about this over the weekend, thanks to Robert Wright's Op-Ed piece, "Planet of the Apes."

We may more often have to resist the retributive impulse that worked fine in the environment where it evolved but now often misfires. We may have to appreciate how our moral condemnations - which can help start wars - are subtly biased in self-serving ways that, in some contexts, no longer serve our selves.

We may have to cultivate our moral imagination, putting ourselves in the shoes of people who hate us. The point wouldn't be to validate the hate, but to understand it and so undermine it. Still, this understanding involves seeing how, from a certain point of view, hating us "makes sense" - and our evolved brains tend to resist that particular epiphany.

I am going to work on my moral imagination to see why it "makes sense" for moms pushing gigantic strollers to hate me because I radiate the longing to banish them to the suburbs. The occasional kid is cute. The current plague of infants threatens to take the "Man" out of "Manhattan": Kinderhattan.

"Walking Spanish down the hall"

It's difficult to be brief about Joshua Ferris's superb novel, Then We Came to the End. I never say that I look forward to re-reading a new book unless I mean it, but I'm rarely as sure that I will re-read it as I am in this case. Books this delightful to read don't generally pose sticky moral questions. So light is Mr Ferris's touch that it's possible just to enjoy the ride and shrug off the doubts that it raises about the health of corporate life even at its most creative. I dare you to try!

April 29, 2007

At My Kitchen Table: Tomato Soup

There's nothing to it - just a few chopped ingredients, simmered gently for a few hours. Then the work begins.

Tomato Soup.

 

April 28, 2007

La Doublure

After the movie on Friday, I went to Jacques Dowtown for lunch. It's on Prince Street, and very charming. I didn't get there until the bartender had gone on lunch break, so I had to be content with Sancerre. Memo to self: if movie starts late - the first showing of La Doublure (The Valet) at the Angelika was at noon - come back uptown for a croque.

La Doublure (The Valet)

April 27, 2007

Rudy the Red

Fossil Darling and I agree: a Giuliani Administration is about the only thing imaginable that would be worse than the Bush Administration. We don't worry about it too much, because true-red conservatives don't like Rudy Giuliani any better than we do. The man is a thug who has, over the years, become seriously addicted to adulation. There isn't anything he won't do to get it, wherever he can get it. Now he's back-tracking on all of his formerly moderate-Republican views, which he more or less had to espouse when he wanted to be mayor of New York City.

On 10 September 2001, he was a widely detested public figure here in Gotham. His my-way-or-the-highway manner had become grating. The city employed more, not fewer, workers, contrary to his campaign promises. There was a very embarrassing divorce. Then came 9/11. Despite all of the incompetence - not least of which was the uselessness of that second-story "bunker" at 7 World Trade Center - the day was glory time for Mr Giuliani. If I had suspected him of more foresighted cunning, I'd have demanded an investigation into his terrorist ties.

We pray that, in his bid for the Republican presidential nomination, Mr Giuliani will be found to be "too New York." This is one time when I'm actually hoping that the country will reject the City.

Wall Street Joke

What with the Dow passing 13,000, Wall Street jokes are blooming like crocuses. They're not as wicked as they used to be, back in the bad old Eighties, but they're still fun. Here's the latest from Fossil Darling.

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject:  I've Arrived
Date: January 13, 2007

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

Your loving husband.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!

Friday Fronts: Prison Rape

We grow up thinking that prisons are where the others are, the others. The criminals, the crazies. The bad people who deserve it. We grow up thinking, in short, that the American prison system is more or less okay.

In fact, it's proof that we're not okay.

David Kaiser on Rape in Prisons, in The New York Review of Books.

April 26, 2007

Deke by Daylight

Guantánamo Blues

Guantánamo - if I have written very little about the detention of alleged terrorists there, that's because I don't understand the Bush Administration's vindictiveness. It's like waking up in a foreign country, only a foreign country more alien than I've ever visited. What is wrong with these people? Why do they behave the way they do?

On the surface, it seems easily enough explained. The Bushies opted for a "get tough" stance on "terrorists," and screwed it up, comme d'habitude. Then, being the bullies that they are, they couldn't relent, couldn't "lose face."

Now, in a move that seems a lot weirder than anything on Star Trek, they want to reduce attorney access to the detainees. The arguments, at least as retailed in the Times, make no sense whatever. And they are utterly what I would call un-American.

Who are these people? And I don't mean "the detainees."

Wow

The news this morning is that I woke up with the sense of having had a very strong and interesting dream, but the dream was actually a novel - Joshua Ferris's Then We Came to the End. I read it yesterday. I had expected the book to be a fun read, and it was, but it was so much more. I'll probably spend the rest of the day trying to squeeze out a few semi-literate paragraphs for Monday. For the moment, all I can say is: The Great Gatsby. Mr Ferris's novel is that good. Or so it seems, the morning after.

April 25, 2007

What Winthrop Sargeant Actually Said

For years, I've been carrying around in my head something that Winthrop Sargeant, late music critic at The New Yorker, wrote about Emmanuel Chabrier's Souvenirs de Munich. As I remembered it, he called it "the funniest piece of music." In fact, Sargeant put it (18 March 1972) rather more concisely.

Now, this bit, which is made up largely of quotations from Wagner's Tristan und Isolde, given a music-hall touch by Chabrier, is one of the most hilarious musical satires ever written.

Every week, it seems, I am driven to consult The Complete New Yorker in order to clarify some dim recollection or revisit some once-important story. After all, I've been reading The New Yorker for nearly forty-five years. My brain has turned most of what I've read into a dense fog that now, at last, can here and there be cleared. I'm still surprised, well over a year and a half after the DVDs appeared, that it's possible to search the magazine's archives at home and without any special machinery. (Once, in college, I was moved to see what kind of coverage the Abdication of Edward VIII got, and for years I kept a printout of Janet Flanner's Letter from London on the subject. I do believe that this was the only time that I had anything to do with microfilm.) I used to keep boxes of clippings, although it was pointless to do so, because the morass of stapled pages was practically unsearchable. From time to time I'd throw everything out.

I still rip off and save the magazine's covers before chuting the rest. You can't print covers from The Complete New Yorker, no sir.

April 24, 2007

In the Book Review

In which we have a look at this week's New York Times Book Review.

This was a tough week. Only one novel made it into Yes, and I've doubts that it deserved the placement. I used the word "crap" for the first time, because, Jesus, Erica Wagner really deserves it. With the worldwide democratic electorate proving itself incompetent on every side, it's no help to read her stupidly self-indulgent reviews of barely passable books. I would have put Hunk City among the Maybes (at best), but I needed some good fiction. I have no idea where the editors found this week's titles. Under a bridge somewhere, I expect.

Yes

The following titles appear to deserve coverage in the Book Review. The reviews may still be inadequate or useless.

Hunk City, by James Wilcox. Mark Sarvas, author of the blog The Elegant Variation, gives this novel a good review that I can't quite understand, but I catch its enthusiasm. There's a lot of storytelling, and I can't tell whether the book is a romp or a memorable novel. Mr Sarvas inclines me to give it the benefit of the doubt.

As in his prior novels, Wilcox's narrative, which skitters like a stone thrown expertly across a country pond, delivers a high quotient of whimsy...

Easter Everywhere: A Memoir, by Darcey Steinke. I didsn't much care for Stephen Metcalf's exhaling review. I was also unhappy with the photograph of the author, who bears an elaborate, flaming tatoo on her right shoulder (I am against tatoos, largely because, yes, indeedy, they're "cute"). But the review makes it clear that, as a book about the possibility that adult unhappiness may be attributable more to the lack of reasonable authorities in life than to childhood dysfunction, Easter Everywhere may be a pivotal memoir. And yet I did find dysfunction in Ms Steinke's story, even if she's not exploiting it. The daughter of a lukewarm Lutheran minister more interested in the poor (and jazz) than in "theodicy,"  and "a former provincial beauty queen who attached too early to the local minister's son," Ms Steinke is clearly the product of a mésalliance. I wish her luck with the tatoo.

Better: A Surgeon's Notes on Performance, by Atul Gawande. Paulene Chen (herself also a physician), is enthusiastic about this book, which might have been given more space. "Gawande, a surgeon, manages to capture medecine in all of its complex and chaotic glory, and to put it, still squirming with life, down on the page."

Everything Conceivable: How Assisted Reproduction Is Changing Men, Women, and the World, by Liza Mundy. Polly Morrice has her reservations about this report on the latest in fertility enhancement, but she is clear that the field needs Federal regulation.

[Mundy] suggests that the government should limit how many embryos can be transferred - indeed, that it should finally start regulating the free-for-all fertility industry, which is now so unfettered that companies producing the sugar-and-protein soup that nurtures human embryos aren't required to divulge its ingredients. State oversight would also promote controlled studies of what reproductive science has wrought, perhaps resolving the question of whether in vitro babies are different in unwelcome ways from infants created naturally. Such issues certainly deserve our attention, whether or not they are really the results of a revolution.

Indeed.

The Last Mughal: The Fall of a Dynasty, by William Dalrymple. Tobin Harshaw indulges in a great deal of storytelling in his negligently favorable review of this book about the last non-British ruler of India before 1947. He does manage to engage with the book for an instant.

Dalrymple excels at bringing grand historical events within contemporary understanding by documenting the way people went about their lives amidst the maelstrom [of the Mutiny]. His coup in researching The Last Mughal was his uncovering, deep in the National Archives of India, some 20,000 personal personal Persian and Urdu papers written by Delhi residents who survived the uprising.

The High Road to China: George Bogle, the Panchen Lama, and the First British Expedition to Tibet, by Kate Teltscher. This book, about Warren Hasting's attempt to open up the China market via a Tibetan back door, gets a favorable review from Tristram Stuart. He shows how the author's thinking has evolved since a 1995 book about India that was heavily influenced by the anticolonialism of Edward Said. "Even while working for an unjust colonial machine, many individuals fostered similarly paradoxical relationships that became the channels for mutual cultural exchange." Fat lot of good it did, though: China would be "opened" not by diplomacy but by the Opium Wars.

Deep Economy: The Wealth of Communities and the Durable Future, by Bill McKibben. Lance Morrow writes a favorable review of this book even while he contests its efficacy. Sure, we can all pitch in on the environmental effot. But

To attempt to alter the world by increments of local improvisation and conservation is to fight against a mighty tide. The world is flat, all right. It is also a toxic mess. Minds are usually changed on a mass scale only by some dramatic event - Pearl Harbor, say: Americans, isolations before Dec 7, 1941, pitched wholeheartedly into the war thereafter.... Right now, with the tsunami, Katrina, global melting, the world is cruising along - somewhere around Munich and Czechoslovakia. 

Maybe

It is difficult to tell whether these books are actually as indifferent or pointless as the reviews suggest.

Way More West: New and Selected Poems, by Edward Dorn. Ordinarily, poets get a Yes pass from me. But poet August Kleinzahler's review seems inverted.

But that's Dorn. Throughout his career, he was the least endearing, domesticated or predictable of poets, always determined to go his own way, no matter what anyone thought. And if he hadn't been that way, American poetry would be a lot less vital and interesting.

That's the sort of thing we're always being told about difficult writers, but Mr Kleinzahler ought to have set out to prove his thesis, instead of ending an inconclusive review with it.

The Reluctant Fundamentalist, by Mohsin Hamid. I can't make head nor tail of Karen Olsson's review. It is almost entirely storytelling - summarizing the plot of the novel - and wholly lacking in judgment.

The novel begins a few years after 9/11. Changez happens upon the American in Lahore, invites him to tea and tell him the story of his life after the attacks. That monologue is the substance of Hamid's elegant and chilling little novel.

This paragraph, which I have quoted entire, ought to be engraved in the Enchiridion of Book Reviews: How Not To.

Black & White, by Dani Shapiro. Erica Wagner ought to stick to writing novels. She makes a complete hash of reviewing Black & White, largely because she's so taken with her own literary-arity. This is how she begins:

To whom does a novel belong? There is is - an object of a certain size, shape and weight, its title, its author's name on the cover. So there can be, you would think, little doubt. Black & White, this one says, "a novel by Dani Shapiro." So this novel belongs to, is made by, Dani Shapiro. So far, so good [sic!!!!!]. But when I read Shapiro's words, she is not with me. I have only her words, black marks on white pages, thought in this novel her title should be taken to refer, of course, to the photographic images that have made its protagonist a celebrity, albeit an unwilling one. But art exists just as much in the mind of its creator.....

Good heavens, woman, whither thou goest? There may be a venue for this sort of self-celebratory crap, but the Book Review is not it.

The Raw Shark Texts, by Steven Hall. This novel has been the object of much recent buzz - so much so, in fact, that I now find myself in the middle of reading it. Misgivings sprouting like mushrooms, I read Tom Shone's review with inordinate interest. It is very negative.

How all of this will read in 20 years, or even two, is hard to say, although one suspects that what seemed so vertiginously modern will ultimately seem like so much cyber-age psychedelia - as depthless and woozy as paisley-patterned shirts. Hollywood, needless to say, has taken the bait... But I would advise producers to tread cautiously: we could be in for a replay of The Beach, by Alex Garland. Novels so in hock to the movies have a habit of evaporating by the time they get to the screen.

Unfortunately, none of this disposes of Mr Hall's novel.

Coal Black Horse, by Robert Olmstead. Roy Hoffman's column-length review of what is clearly a complex Civil War novel fails to do justice not so much to the book as to the job of reviewing. Mr Hoffman is ultimately dissatisfied with the book, but I'm pretty dissatisfied with his review.

A callow youth, a mystical horse, a Civil War landscape - Robert Olmstead uses these familiar elements to fashion Coal Black Horse, an exciting if periodically overwrought coming-of-age novel. They are all brought together at Gettysburg...

The review goes downhill from there.

Boomsday, by Christopher Buckley. Jane and Michael Stern, of all people, have "harrumph!" to say about this book, in which ageing boomers are offered "incentives" to "transition" (ie commit suicide in order to spare the health system the expense of caring for them.).

As in so many of the feature length films based on SNL skits, the caricature that is comical in small doses gets stale fast. Perhaps you find it amusing that the billionaire's motor boat appears on the cover of a publication called Vulgar Yacht Quarterly and his sailboat is named Expensive, but page after page of such cloddish comedy can be wearying. Then again, maybe we missed the obscure irony in lines like "When the going gets tough, the touch get blogging," or "In cyberspace, everyone can hear you scream."

Jane and Michael Stern, our most literate vernacularists, are improbable reviewers of Mr Buckley's mandarin humor.

The Grand Surprise: The Journals of Leo Lerman, Edited by Stephen Pascal. A celebrity book: everyone you've ever heard of went to Leo Lerman's parties. Is that a reason to read his journals? Certainly not. Liesl Schillinger, alas, doesn't come up with anything better. Her review is dissociative at points.

For more than a decade, Pascal deciphered and edited his former mentor's journals with Foy's help and privy knowledge, and hunted down hundreds of Lerman's letters. In The Grand Surprise, Pascal resurrects and imposes order on a dazzling life in the scene-stealing language of the man who lived it. "How different writing is from thinking, even from planning what one is to write," Lerman wrote in a morose journal entry in 1978, after spending the day with Lincoln Kirstein and his wife and sister in Connecticut. He went on blackly to complain: "I balloon with words. I grow lardy with words. I am fat - hideously fat - with words." Pascal has reshaped Lerman's reminiscences into a heroic physique, and given his subject the posthumous consolation (would that he could have known it) that a hope he confided to himself late in life, in a notebook he did not know would be found, was true: "I did do something extra. I lived. I will live."

If we're supposed to applaud Mr Pascal's transformation of his subject into Auntie Mame, then please say so.

The Lady Upstairs: Dorothy Schiff and The New York Post, by Marilyn Nissenson. This ought to have been a Yes, but Jennifer Senior's review is persistently negative. She applauds the author for thorough research but faults her for a reluctance to pause and synthesize. In short: a dizzy and dizzying book. There is naturally a great deal of storytelling in this review of a biography of Katharine Graham's feistier sister.

Ant Farm: And Other Desperate Situations, by Simon Rich. Henry Alford's review makes Simon Rich, the son of Times pundit Frank Rich (whom I admire no end), sound a bit on the idle side, for all his endearing good humor.

The microscaled, high-concept humor piece seems to be in vogue with all the cool kids... You'd think that a current Harvard senior and former president of The Harvard Lampoon might serve up a hipper-than-thou shivaree of pop culture or highbrow allusions. But aside from the occasional nod to the Bible or a movie... Some of them could have been written 50 years ago.

The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable, by Nassim Nicholas Taleb. Gregg Easterbrook's review is a textbook example of the narcissism of small differences. Mr Easterbrook clearly shares Mr Taleb's interest in the frailty of predictions (the books title refers to the kinds of unexpected developments that we don't foresee.) Having said that The Black Swan "has appealing cheek and admirable ambition," Mr Easterbrook proceeds to pick at it in a niggling sort of way, so that in the end you wonder what Mr Taleb's publishers were thinking. It would have served everyone better to suggest why Random House - Mr Taleb's publisher - must have decided that it had a good title on its hands.

No

These books, if they deserve coverage at all, ought to grace other sections of The New York Times.

Mergers & Acquisitions, by Dana Vachon. I find that I want to know more at the same time that I want to know nothing about this book, which appears to be an enormous moon of nostalgia for a decade that the author spent in his crib. D T Max is almost savage.

Quinn and his father shop at Brooks Brothers and he and his friends eat at Smith & Wollensky and Le Bilboquet. They do cocaine in bathrooms as if the world stopped in 1983. They talk on Motorola Razrs when the guys selling fake watches on Fifth have them. Socially the '00s may be the '80s all over again, but even so, no book purporting to bring us cultural news should be set in an M&A division in 2007.

The Wild Trees: A Story of Passion and Daring, by Richard Preston. This is a book about people who love and must conduct their lives atop Sequoia Sempervirens. It is a niche book if ever there was one. Kate Zernike gallantly tries to give it some general relevance, but when she writes,

Oddly, in a book of vivid characters, Sillett, the protagonist, is the least vivid

the game is up.

Positively American: Winning Back the Middle Class Majority One Family at a Time, by Chuck Schumer, with Daniel Squadron; ...And I Haven't Had a Bad Day Since: From the Streets of Harlem to the Halls of Congress, by Charles B Rangel with Leon Wynter. These two Chuck-lheads are important figures in my part of the world, and, on the whole, I admire their political achievement. Why on earth I or anyone else would want to read their personal testaments, however, is beyond me. Eric Alterman praises Mr Rangel's prose and damns Mr Schumer's, but aside from stylistic differences the books don't seem that different. These men are actors, not thinkers; it's for others to judge and analyse their actions.

As Wrong As Murder

It seems that we are all in agreement about murder: it's wrong. How to punish it may be unclear, but murder has no defenders.

Why then, are we in such disagreement about handguns, which have only one purpose: murder. ("Self-defense" is a delusion. As Adam Gopnik observes in The New Yorker this week, "If having a loaded semi-automatic on hand kept you safe, cops would not be shot as often as they are.) And yet, according a poll reported in today's Times*, 64% of Americans are opposed to a ban on handguns.

Surely there is no stronger evidence of the failure of American, and Democratic Party, leadership. If Americans cannot be persuaded that the civilian possession of handguns is as wrong as murder, then I don't much see the point of democracy in America.

*Not as of this writing online, but appearing on page A22 of the Late Edition.

Orpheus at Carnegie, with Gil Shaham

For a few more weeks, WNYC will make it possible to listen to last week's Orpheus concert. I hope that you'll find the time to hear it. It certainly doesn't sound like Carnegie Hall on the computer, but you'll get some idea of what I've been raving about for years. I wish I knew how to make a permanent recording!

Here's what I thought.

 

April 23, 2007

Here and There

As predicted, the second round of the French presidential election will be a Ségo-Sarko contest. Because I nursed apparently quixotic hopes for François Bayrou, I'm disappointed. The good news is 84% of France's electorate showed up to vote. When was the last time anything like that figure was realized here?

Meanwhile, Mayor Bloomberg has issued a blueprint for making New York City greener. The proposal that has gotten the most attention would charge "congestion pricing" for weekday automobile commuting. If New York State Attorney General Eliot Spitzer supports the Mayor on this, it has an actual chance of getting through the Legislature. It's not what I have in mind, though. What I have in mind is putting tolls on all Manhattan bridges, not just some of them (all tunnels are tolled), and banning overnight street parking in Manhattan. In this city of sky-high real-estate, it's amazing to me that thousands of car owners are given fifty square feet of what ought to be sidewalk for free.

The Pile: an Update

Here's how my reading is going these days.

The Classical World: An Epic History from Homer to Hadrian, by Robin Lane Fox. It didn't take long for me to realize that I haven't read an overview of classical antiquity since the sixth grade. I'm familiar with almost everything that Mr Fox writes about, but not in anything like this extensive context.

There are two ways to approach a book of this kind: read it all at once, to the exclusion of all others, or peck away at it deliberately by reading a chapter a day. I'm trying the latter. The book is divided into six parts, three for the Greeks (Archaic, Classical, Alexandrian) and three for the Romans (Republic, transition, Empire). I've reached the third of ten chapters about the Hellenistic world.

A Hall of Mirrors, by Robert Stone. This is Mr Stone's first novel, published in 1964. It is not an appealing book. It's about the gritty lives of Rheinhardt, a gifted but sodden DJ, and Geraldine, a sweet girl with a slashed face. It is set in a New Orleans that no tourist has ever visited. Most of the time, A Hall of Mirrors seems to take place in another century, but there are moments of immediacy.

The Raw Shark Texts, by Steven Hall. What prompted me to buy this book? It's the sort of thing that I wouldn't order from Amazon in a million years; there had to be a stack of books on a bookseller's table, calling out to me, "Hey, handsome, read me and you'll be cool."  I am such a sucker! This is why I avoid bookstores.

Two impressions - suspicions, really - one much worse than the other: the title sounds a lot like the way an Englishman might say "Rorschach Test"; and, having reached the midpoint, I'm horrified to think that what I'm reading is just a high-concept version of The Da Vinci Code. Noooo! Do I put the book down now or see it through?

Peasants and Other Stories, by Anton Chekhov (translated by Constance Garnett). I'm reading these stories because James Wood, in his essay on Virginia Woolf (in The Broken Estate, which I've pulled down from the shelf), claims that Woolf's writing changed after she read them, in 1916 or so. The book is a NYRB reprint of a Doubleday Anchor edition of 1956, introduced by Edmund Wilson.

Books on which I have made no progress lately include The Label, Gary Marmorstein's book about Columbia Records, and The Ambassadors' Secret, by John North. Books that I have not begun to read include Voltaire's Mahomet le prophète, Hermione Lee's Edith Wharton, and Joshua Ferris's Then We Came to the End. I'm dying to read the last.

April 22, 2007

At My Kitchen Table: Tomato Soup

It's a beautiful day, and I'm going to take it off. What I am not going to do (probably) is purée this mixture of tomatoes, apples, onions, broth, and seasonings.

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What was I thinking, making a vat of tomato soup in April? They do say, though, that it's going to get chilly in the middle of the week. I'll have the soup ready by then.

April 21, 2007

The "I'm in New York" Moment

I have lived in Manhattan for the past twenty-seven years. I was born on the West Side and I grew up in Westchester. Aside from a Texas exile between two stints at Notre Dame, and a misguided - in retrospect - experiment in Litchfield County living - I have spent my life here. But every so often, New York feels like a place I've just arrived in. Early this afternoon, I had one of those "I'm in New York" moments.

Then again, it may just have been spring fever.

The Hoax

The other day, after lunch with a friend, I crossed the street to see when the next showing of The Hoax would be starting. In five minutes' time, it turned out. So I bought a ticket, acquired all the necessary accoutrements, and took a seat in the back of the theatre.

This meant that I did not travel to the Angelika yesterday to see The Valet. That will have to wait until next week. Maybe not next Friday, though.

The Hoax.

April 20, 2007

On the importance of literary criticsm

The news this week has been, to say the least, demoralizing. Everything that I know about the Virginia Tech massacre I know from the Times and from the few Web logs that I've read that have mentioned it. There is really nothing to say that hasn't been said in response to other recent American disasters.

It was fun, sort of, to read the excoriating editorial about the Attorney General, "Gonzalez v Gonzalez," in today's paper. But then it stopped being fun. That such a doofus could rise to a position of eminence is proof that our political culture is both corrupt and demented.

So pardon me while I take refuge in my ivory tower.

¶ Cynthia Ozick on critics; Siddhartha Debs on Roberto Bolaño, in Harper's.

April 19, 2007

Pleasanty surprise of groping

Do you think that it's possible to engage with the Internet in a reasonable manner? Or will we always surrender to pings and possibilities, no matter what we're in the middle of? Or will I, that is; I only care about you if you're doing better. Heaven knows, I'm a shambles. Once I have decided to write something, I'm all discipline, and only take breaks when it's useful to do so. But when I get the work done, I sit at the computer like a zombie, clicking on links without rhyme or reason. And if it's incoming email!

I don't get as much email as I'd like to get. Not nearly. This is not because I don't send email myself. I send plenty. That is the problem. Allowing for all the dumbing down of the Twentieth Century, I think that I can proclaim myself the Henry James of email. The late Henry James of email. I never met two sentences that I didn't prefer to join with a semicolon. I get "raising the bar" a lot from friends who want to excuse themselves from the burden of replying in kind. It appears that my correspondence is an infliction.

(On at least two occasions, one affable friend has actually checked out of Gmail in order to check my chat. I want to say to this friend that it's not necessary to take such drastic action, but then I think, why should this person trust me? I'm not sure that I have the gift of the gab, but I sure have the gab.)

I appear to be coming out of a period during which most of the people on my affinities list (doctors call it "the blogroll" - and does anyone out there still get the "doctors call it..." joke?) have had other things to do than write blog entries. Two of the Paris blogs, for instance, are showing signs of life after long hiatus*. Michael Smith has promised to write more. Ms NOLA is finding time to write, despite a harrowing schedule (M le Neveu moves his digs this weekend.) All of this is good, because I was beginning to feel like the only one.

When will I start following political blogs again? I haven't looked at a political blog in over a year. Part of me gave up on the politics of the United States in 2004, and even the Democratic recapture of Congress has done nothing to recapture me, probably because I am never going to believe in the Democratic Party again; the Democratic Party is like a philandering spouse whom I have forgiven for the last time and who has then philandered.

And when will the Virginia Tech story go away? I ask this abstractly; it's still pretty fresh and awful. But it will linger into staleness. Such stories always do. Such is the degraded state of the American spectatorate that reality horror is the preferred entertainment. It's frightening, but it's also inconsequential. There's nothing to do about what happened at Virginia Tech, except perhaps to reconsider gun control (the NRA would have liked the victims to be armed, so that they could shoot back - what a great idea!). Kathleen and I both believe that the most decent response to the massacre is to stop tuning into it. Talking about it is one thing; "reliving" the nightmare is ghoulish. Kathleen says that, if she had a child who had been killed at Virginia Tech, the last thing she'd want is protracted media exposure. As a parent, I have to agree. I would hate to see Ms G's photo plastered everywhere simply because she'd been unlucky.

You might be wondering what this entry's title means. It's taken from an ad that was reported in Tuesday's Times - an ad from China. What it's supposed to mean, according to a caption that translates the accompanying Chinese characters, is "Find something new and be pleasantly surprised," which, even though it makes literal sense, strikes me as pretty inscrutable. Why would anybody say such a thing? If the US and China are fated to be coadjutant superpowers, we're looking at a long future of linguistic disasters. Both nations - China for ancient reasons, the United States for novel ones - top the list for diplomacy failure when it comes to understanding other cultures.

Meanwhile, I stagger from blog to blog in a disordered haze that, even when no drinking is involved, must be called "alcoholic." Whipsawed every day by the unique offerings du jour, I waste countless hours playing FreeCell just to restore some sense of equilibrium. (I never play FreeCell for fun.) I was discussing soft-boiled eggs with a British friend not too long ago. We agreed that tapping the egg in a pretty little egg cup, opening it up, and then managing to eat it - as opposed to cracking the contents into a bowl - is something that one is "bred to." You grow up knowing how to do it, or you never learn the trick of it. I shudder to think that the same is true of the Blogosphere. Having grown up in a blogless world, I'll never develop a smart way of responding to the huge variety on offer - when it's on offer.

* Thank you, Wheelock. (É, are you reading?)

April 18, 2007

Benday

Father T over at Perge Modo is having a lot of fun with Benday dots. Go have a look at his Sol LeWitt!

Honor vs Decency

According to a story by Martin Fackler and Choe Sang-Hun in the Times, "Japanese researchers" - name, please - have finally challenged the conservative government's denial that military officers, during World War II, had played any role in the "comfort women" system, in which the residents of occupied territory were forced into prostitution.

However, Japanese political analysts said the documents would not sway conservatives, who had stepped up efforts to deny the war tribunal's conclusions, calling them victors' justice.

This, to my mind, is one of the biggest problems that democracy faces. It happens everywhere. Elected officials take on a personal responsibility for the sovereignty that inhibits reform, because to press for reform is to acknowledge the unworthiness of the nation one heads. Or so it must seem to leaders who can't, for the life of them, apologize for wrongdoings that date back decades, that, in the case of Turkey's denial of Armenian genocide, occurred long before today's leaders were born. Canada has not apologized for shanghaiing an Inuit tribe on Ellesmere Island. Israel pretends that the very concept of apology does not exist, or, that if it does, it, Israel, is by definition on the receiving end. The Vatican has the chutzpah to protest the claim that Pius XII accommodated the Nazis.

It's tempting to say that "nations" don't say that they're sorry. But in each case, even that of the Vatican, it is an elected human being who is doing the denying. Clearly, democracy lacks a mechanism for protecting itself from a nasty human weakness.

In the Book Review

In which we have a look at this week's New York Times Book Review.

"Fiction in Translation" is this week's theme. For some crazy reason, three of the nine authors don't figure in the cover illustration; nor do their photographs appear in the "Up Front" column. Maybe they're shy.

With a cover review of Roberto Bolaño's The Savage Detectives by James Wood, the Review clearly means to aim high, but it's business as usual within this issue's pages. There are two resounding Noes, books of which their reviewers think so little that it's hard to know why they were reviewed at all. (Make that three, if you include Elfriede Jelinek's Greed.) Fiction in Spanish is preposterously overrepresented - understandable, but regrettable. A few of the books seem to have been chosen because they're weird, as in "foreign = ".

Even Mr Wood's review is far from his best work; like the rest of us who don't have literate Spanish, he's new to Bolaño and his thought has not had time to ripen.

Yes

The following titles appear to deserve coverage in the Book Review. The reviews may still be inadequate or useless.

The Savage Detectives, by Roberto Bolaño (Translated by Natasha Wimmer). James Wood's review of this newly-translated novel by the late Chilean author cannot be favorable or sympathetic enough, and it's as good as things get in the Book Review. It is too dense for quotation. Between extensive storytelling and a boggy fastidiousness about getting across the details of Bolaño's life - the Anglophone publishing world, at least in the United States, is running around its bedroom as if in the middle of the night, scurrying to get dressed in order to respond to the sudden appearance of, and urgent need to explain, Roberto Bolaño - the review is considerably flatter than Mr Wood's best work. There is one sentence that I found totally inscrutable: "The terror of the MacGuffin always hangs over Bolaño's work." I catch the reference to Alfred Hitchcock but have no idea what the sentence means.

Nada, by Carmen Laforet (Translated by Edith Grossman). Here we have a newly-translated novel from 1945, set in Barcelona. Fernanda Eberstadt's review suggests that it may replicate the sensation that the book made in Barcelona when it first appeared.

Nada depicts on the one hand the sordid collapse of a family whose fratricidal hatreds mirror those of the Civil War, and on the other hand the struggle of its youngest member for simple freedom. What gives the novel its unlikely freshness is the contrast between the melodramas to which Andrea is witness and humorous restraint of her narration.

Delirium, by Laura Restrepo (Translated by Natasha Wimmer). Although he calls this novel of Colombian dysfunction "disconcertingly lovely," Terrence Rafferty is disappointed that it "trickles to something like a happy ending."

But by the end it seems a fair description of Delirium, which is both sweeter than you'd expect and less nourishing than you'd hope.

I've got no idea what that's supposed to mean. Or, rather, I do, and it's nonsense. Books are not food.

The Story of the Cannibal Woman, by Maryse Condé. According to Elizabeth Schmidt's review, this novel, set in South Africa but written by a native of Guadeloupe, is a successful blend of "the fragmented interior monologue and the psychological thriller."

Maybe

It is difficult to tell whether these books are actually as indifferent or pointless as the reviews suggest.

All Whom I Have Loved, by Aharon Appelfeld (Translated by Aloma Halter). Liesl Schillinger is fundamentally unhappy with this book. Unfavorably comparing it to Louis Begley's Wartime Lies, she writes,

Like Maciek, the character of Paul Rosenberg has been created by a mature author whose own thoughts and images inform his portrait. But because Appelfeld relays his story in Paul's immature voice and with his stunted understanding, the book suffers from Paul's limitations. How can the reader analyze Paul's feelings and religious leanings when Paul can't do this and the author won't?

Grotesque, by Natsuo Kirino (Translated by Rebecca Copeland). Sophie Harrison's review made me wonder if she has read much modern Japanese fiction.

The murders themselves are dealt with only obliquely, through hearsay and court reports: the narrative concentrates instead on the victims' school days and their subsequent murky careers with a thoroughness that promises explanation but instead provides mere information. Yuriko's diaries document her transformation for teenage nymphomaniac to haggard streetwalker in the most matter-of-fact way; Kazue's journals detail her life as an office worker and prostitute, but again we're given little understanding of why her life took this turn.

I've always found the information-without-explanation one of the charms of the novels of august writers such as Tanizaki and Abe. 

Greed, by Elfriede Jelinek (Translated by Martin Chalmers). If it weren't for the Nobel Prize that Ms Jelinek won in 2004, I'd place this book, on the basis of Joel Agee's review, among the Noes. Mr Agee has almost nothing good to say about it; indeed, he makes the reading of it sound positively penitential.

Instead you will find the purely rhetorical life of a language engaged in a program of perpetual derision and snide deprecation. It does not help that Jelinek's style displays verbal dexterity, that she juggles high diction together with low dialect and jargon, erudite reference with wordplay and puns. Every witty turn comes with full marching orders. There is no freedom in this play.

This is the kind of massively unsympathetic review that we don't need. If the book is really that bad, then who needs to hear about it?

No

These books, if they deserve coverage at all, ought to grace other sections of The New York Times.

Depths, by Henning Mankell (Translated by Laurie Thompson). Lucy Ellmann's dislike of this book is incandescent.

What Mankell seems to know least about is something you can research without much effort: women. Though he gives his two female characters oddities that distinguish them somewhat, and awards them the moral high ground too, their lives are airless and dull, their only recourse for excitement being announcements that they're pregnant. For Tobiasson-Svartman [the protagonist], if not Mankell, women are big ballooning blanks, their motives and meaning more opaque than any fog at sea. But why? Women are right here to be seen and understood. It's infuriating when male writers make such a mystery of them, which is always ultimately a mockery.

That last needs to be said until the murky mythologizing stops. At the same time, the book appears to be utterly unworthy of mention in the Book Review.

Ice, by Vlladimir Sorokin (Translated by Jamey Gambrell). Ken Kalfus writes,

Ice is much less a satire than a single monstrous vision: human beings are no more than "meat machines," a race unable to communicate on a truly intimate scale and unworthy of continued existence. Purity lies in a universe without thought or language. In his frigid antihumanism, Sorokin parts company with Russian satirists like Gogol, Bulgakov, Yuri Olesha and, more recently, Viktor Pelevin.

Not to be philistine, but who needs this?

April 17, 2007

Bad News

Reading about the shootings at Virginia Tech this morning generated two distinct waves of misery. The first, of course, was about the event itself. I'll have to own up to a certain Schadenfreude, though, given that Virginia's gun laws are a total disgrace. I was not as unhappy about the shootings as I might have been.

The second wave of misery was much worse, because I was the wounded party. Wounded by whom? How was it possible that I sat at my computer for a few hours yesterday and yet didn't see anything about the shootings? I received an RSS feed from Joe.My.God at 4:57, but I wasn't paying attention to feeds. I was having a "reading day" and staying away from the machine as much as possible. Fossil Darling knew all about the massacre, of course - traders always have the latest news. I was curt with him this morning because he hadn't called to tell me. But I don't really believe that I ought to be depending on him.

Is it ironic that I was telling M le Neveu, yesterday, that my plans for a new blog have been inspired not inconsiderably by the recognition that I am not cut out for journalism?

Our Leading Lady, at MTC's Stage II

At MTC the other night, a cell phone went off in the first act. The ringtone was strange, feathery and ephemeral rather than percussive. The thing was, nobody moved. Everybody in our part of the audience looked at everybody else; the play sailed on; eventually the ringing stopped. It was horrible.

At the interval we were all subjected to the firmest inquisition that the management would dare inflict upon patrons. Nobody fessed up. I was terrified that we'd be asked to produce our phones. Mine was on. I usually don't turn it off, because I can silence it before it rings, thanks to preliminary vibrations. (I used to wonder rhetorically who on earth would be calling me, but wrong numbers are not confined to land-lines.)

It's against the law to allow an electronic device to disturb a play or a concert.

Our Leading Lady.

April 16, 2007

Busking

Joshua Bell's bout of busking in the Washington Metro is old news by now, but a friend sent me the link to the WaPo story by Gene Weingarten, and I thought back to Mr Bell's Mostly Mozart concert last summer, and how thrilling it was to hear him and his friends play Mendelssohn's Octet.

Somewhat more to the point, however, I remembered the cellist who was playing one of Bach's cello suites - every bit as demanding, I should think, as the Chaconne that Joshua Bell played in the Metro - in a passageway in the West Fourth Street IND station. I was on my way to lunch with Édouard, the week before last. I heard the cellist long before I saw him, and by the time I saw him I recognized that he was playing very, very well. I walked past him but stopped at about ten paces. I doubled back. I grabbed all of the singles that were in my pocket and dumped them in his instrument case. I walked away hurriedly; I'd be just on time if I didn't dawdle. So far as I could tell (what with my immovable neck), the cellist never looked up. I didn't look at him, either. I have no way of knowing whether he regretted having to play in the subway as much as I did.

I'm not a fan of music in the subway. The acoustics are all wrong; in tiled expanses, music reverberates painfully. And then there is the (sad) fact that most of the musicians, all of whom have auditioned before some sort of MTA panel, are usually okay at best. All right: they're good. But good isn't good enough, not in this town. I always feel like the Penelope Wilton character in Woody Allen's Match Point. How long do you keep trying at something before you accept that you're not cut out for it?

The cellist at West Fourth was definitely good enough. I'd have paid to hear him perform. So I did pay to hear him perform. Maybe someday I'll get to enjoy his music-making in a more congenial setting.

Turgenev

I have thought of myself for years as someone who would read Turgenev with pleasure  - without actually reading any Turgenev. When I was a student, it seemed more important to read Dostoevsky and Tolstoy. Turgenev's country-house comedies, highlighting the fecklessness of high-minded landowners, seemed a little depressing in substance. But two weeks ago, I was reading a piece in The New York Review of Books - a review of a new life, I believe - when a wave of shame deluged me. Virgin Soil was the first book that I could get my hands on.

Virgin Soil.

April 15, 2007

Foie de veau Robert

It's curious. I was an unusually adventurous diner when I was a boy. I liked all sorts of things that children are well-known for hating. Chief among these was calf's liver. The reason for my liking it was simple enough: I was getting the real thing. Every Sunday night, we had dinner either at the country club that my parents belonged to or at the Hereford House, a steak restaurant at the bottom of the old Gramatan Hotel, right across from the railroad station. Neither kitchen would have dreamed of serving subprime liver.

What's curious is that I've lost my culinary curiosity. Or is it?

Foie de veau Robert.

April 14, 2007

Year of the Dog

Yesterday, I went down to the Angelika to see Year of the Dog, Mike Smith's eccentric but very funny movie about a woman whose life is undone by the loss of a dog. I don't think that I've ever really noticed Molly Shannon before, doubtless because I haven't watched Saturday Night Live since the late 1970s.

But it was Peter Sarsgaard who stuck in my mind. What a protean actor he is! In Jarhead, I thought he must be Kiefer Sutherland's younger brother. His interesting drawl, I suppose, is the legacy of a childhood in southern Illinois. When I got home, I had to see something else with him in it, and I hit upon The Dying Gaul, Craig Lucas's extremely powerful romantic triangle, with Patricia Clarkson and Campbell Scott. I think that it's Mr Sarsgaard's finest performance. He makes grimness unusually interesting.

As long as I was in the neighborhood, I went to McNally Robinson on Prince Street and bought Hermione Lee's new biography of Edith Wharton. I had intended not to, at first. I read R W B Lewis's biography when it came out in 1975, so I know the story. But the rave reviews reminded me how much I'd enjoyed Ms Lee's biography of Virginia Woolf, another book that I thought somewhat unnecessary when it appeared. And I realized that over thirty years have passed since the Lewis book was new.

I also yielded to an impulse and bought Steven Hall's The Raw Shark Texts. I don't know that I'm going to like it, but I've bit into it. The book in my pile that I really want to read is Then We Came to the End, by Joshua Ferris, but I'm saving it as a treat.

April 13, 2007

"Kurdistan"

Ah, "Kurdistan." American interests in Iraq are about to run into what was always the most foreseeable obstacle to the realization of their Iraqi dreams, Turkey. Putting an end to the regime of Saddam Hussein may have been noble, but it unavoidably battered a hornets' nest. Boosted by their alliance with the Americans, Iraqi Kurds are flexing their muscles and inspiring their Turkish compatriots. Roughly half of all Kurds live within Turkish borders, comprising 20% of the Turkish population. The Kurdish quarter of Turkey, moreover, lies on the headwaters of the Tigris and the Euphrates Rivers, where the Turks have built important hydroelectric dams. An integral Kurdistan, formed by subtractions of territory and sovereignty from Iran, Iraq, and - massively - Turkey is not going to happen without strenuous opposition from one of the world's most cold-blooded military organizations.

Yesterday, Yasar Buyukanit, the Turkish chief of staff, announced "that he was prepared to conduct operations in northern Iraq to crush Kurdish rebels hiding there, according Sabrina Tavernise's story, "Leader of the Turkish Military Says He Is Prepared to Attack Kurdish Rebels Hiding in Iraq." Because Iraqi Kurds are the only people in Iraq who don't object to our presence there, Washington is not happy. European elites, which have been straining to encourage Turkey to assimilate more fully to Western ways, are not happy - neither with Turkey nor with the United States. It's a pickle.

The topic of this week's Friday Front is beaucoup plus mundane.

Nick Paumgartner on Commuting, in The New Yorker.

April 12, 2007

Le diable noir