Daily Blague

Where's the Book Review review? Yes, well, I've been having a great weekend out in the Manhattan springtime, overstimulating myself by chatting with friends, shopping for duds, listening to improbably fantastic music, and putting out fires. So: thanks to PPOQ for sending along a little something to post today. Something already written, that is. And so right for Sunday!

A mother superior calls all the nuns together and says to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," says an elderly nun at the back, "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

How interesting it must be to drink a wine older than this joke.