Official Announcement
This just in.
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
I don't make this up, you know.
Comments
A condom on World Aids Day. How appropriate. I remember when they were considered 'kinky'.
Posted by: PPOQ | December 1, 2005 02:41 PM
Here, here! Dead on! Blague on, RJ!
Posted by: George | December 1, 2005 06:04 PM