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Read "An Excerpt from Bill O’Reilly’s Upcoming Book, How to Have Hot Sex Using a Falafel: For Kids" (by Christopher Monks, at YPR.) Or don't read it, just let the cover mock-up juice your synapses. For those of you who came in late, "falafel" was a slip in Mr O'Reilly's alleged attempt at telephone sex. He apparently meant to say "loofah," but he was apparently (and allegedly) too worked up to master the more exotic fringes of his vocabulary.